Hey guys, I could really use your help. (Story inside)

0  2016-03-11 by MandrakesLeg

So, here's the deal. One of our regulars came by today (Pewter Mills branch, reporting for duty!) and asked for refund on his Power Kale Caesar Salad With Chicken, except he didn't have a receipt. So there I am, wearing my solid colored polo shirt, tucked into dockers-style pants with black or brown shoes, naturally, and I tell him it's a no-go, because I don't want to go through the whole hassle of dealing with a no-receipt refund through the Orlando branch (as per page 27 of the employee manual, of course). But then he starts chaffing my wheat, giving me a real guilt trip about all the bagels he buys every day and how I owe him. I'm as torn as a fresh baguette guys. How can I make it up to him?

6 comments

8  Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-11

Get on your knees and start sucking.

3  [deleted] 2016-03-11

Ya know what you do? Next time he comes in, slip a fiver out of your pocket, put it in the till, and with a beaming smile say "This one's on me, Pal!"

3  3stepsbackward 2016-03-11

Tell him you'll subscribe to his network if he stops hassling you.

2  [deleted] 2016-03-11

god damn these panera jokes are getting old

3  satsamsit 2016-03-11

Unlike their quality bread, which is baked fresh each day, friend!

2  DaveNone 2016-03-11

Stab him in the eye with a fork and as he is reeling in pain, pick up the cash register and bludgeon him to death while screaming racial epithets. You'll triple your locations business easily because everyone will want to come see where the vicious attack that's all over the news took place. Panera Bread will get you a great attorney as well.

1  [deleted] 2016-03-11

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