Thank god reddit is back

15  2016-03-11 by [deleted]

I almost went to bed at a reasonable hour

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I just kept hitting refresh.

I had my first shower in days. I haven't moved from my keyboard in 72 hours. I have enough blow for a few more days at least.

Nice that you're still here, Kurt.

courtney just got back from shotguns r us

That's not the Kurt I expected.

You're a real cunt scotty

ME: Way to wreck the bit, dope! Gahhhd!

It really does help pass the time until closing. Which we just did here, now time to sweep up the crumbs and get out of here. (I might half-ass it and let the morning guys handle it.)

(I might half-ass it and let the morning guys handle it.)

Great job, asshole. Work ethic like this is why we Sandwich Artists get a bad rap.

Oh guys I was only kidding, I was on opening shift today!

Please remember there is a year end bonus if we have no health code violations

Passing the buck ain't the Panera way, son.

It's 5:28 AM here in eastern fucking europe and i still got 5 beers to get through with all the front page links purple.

I feel like actually browsing page 2 of this subreddit is a line in the sand/life decision you don't just come back from possibly ever.

Hope the pests in Budapest are going crazy tonight!! Checking in from the Opie-look-alike contest in Huntington, Long Island.

Pretty close. Does this count as doxxing?

Ez vicces. Később találkozunk! :)

Oh guys I was only kidding, I was on opening shift today!