Doctors say I'm gonna make it guys, thanks for all the well wishes, that guy was deranged. My legs are all busted up tho and I'm gonna need somebody to go in at 5AM tomorrow for me and start the yeasts.
I actually witnessed the attack and had to fill out a police report. These two guys came in, one in black face and wearing what looked like striped prisoner scrubs with long coat tails. While that's pretty weird, what was even stranger was that the second dude was riding ON the first guy's coat tails! The dude on the coat tails was wearing one of those beanies that Edge from U2 always wears, and he was wildly swinging a guitar into the Panera guy's legs. The first guy started screaming something about conceal carry permits and how if any of us "pissy-eyed little faggots carried, you'd have been able to stop us!" Then poof they were gone. It happened so fast...
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15 TheDarkFezRises 2016-03-10
It's getting too real. I'm gonna send Joe an apology email.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
Please bc me in, I need to know for sure that you've sent it before I go to sleep tonight.
Maybe I should just get a motel room? Does the FBI still do witness protection?
I hate egg noodles and ketchup!
13 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-10
It wasn't intentional, he has weak retinas.
6 OpiesBreasts 2016-03-10
I'd believe it were it "Faggot drives into Panera Bread".
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-10
Doctors say I'm gonna make it guys, thanks for all the well wishes, that guy was deranged. My legs are all busted up tho and I'm gonna need somebody to go in at 5AM tomorrow for me and start the yeasts.
2 silks322 2016-03-10
I'll cover for you. No worries.
6 piggyboi 2016-03-10
I actually witnessed the attack and had to fill out a police report. These two guys came in, one in black face and wearing what looked like striped prisoner scrubs with long coat tails. While that's pretty weird, what was even stranger was that the second dude was riding ON the first guy's coat tails! The dude on the coat tails was wearing one of those beanies that Edge from U2 always wears, and he was wildly swinging a guitar into the Panera guy's legs. The first guy started screaming something about conceal carry permits and how if any of us "pissy-eyed little faggots carried, you'd have been able to stop us!" Then poof they were gone. It happened so fast...
3 nothing_mattress 2016-03-10
Anyone else sick of seeing all these work posts
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