This place really has gone in to Defcon 5 jocktober mode

It's only fitting that this shit storm implodes on itself

It's happening now, cumia's doxxing us up

Pretty sure this is the end times.

I've spent the last week completely disregarding my law lectures and instead religiously refreshing this page and giggling at every Panera reference. Money and time well spent.

You're going to be a lawyer? This sub terrifies.

Some of us already are.

I still work part-time at Panera though, to keep it real.

Hey, you can do both. I happen to be a Panera lawyer, myself.

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That really means you have no life...

I am constantly amazed that there's always so much new material this subreddit has to work with. O&A have been off the air for a year and a half. On paper this sub should have one person posting a classic bit every month. But there's always a new person this sub doesn't like. Always drama(usually created by this subreddit). Always a tweet to speculate on (even if it's from a year ago).

It just goes to show that autism and hate are the driving forces behind every great Internet community. The pests will never die.

Anthony

I had my wife start checking in on the sub. It's fucking hilarious. It's the most entertaining thing I've found in LONG time.

It couldn't have happened to any worse shitheads on earth.

Dopie and Agony, those shiitheads

What Panera bread do you work at?

Store #1190 in Vasalia, CA.

Our soups are delicious, come by sometime, free chopped chicken cobb on the house my friend. LOL

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We lost 1 in the fight but that's like saying we lost some metal and jet fuel when we bombed Hiroshima

Love you love the show!

I don't find it hilarious, I find it awful.

You people are cunts and not always in a good way. I enjoy some good natured ribbing, and even harsh cruelty, but fucking with their jobs is unforgivable.

Now excuse me, these paninis aren't going to press themselves.

Its fucking nuts. Its at a point where if I am away fromt he computer for 4-5 hours I expect some new hilarious revelation or post to come out. There seems to be something big everyday.

There is something new and big everyday, it's called our specials and our soup de jour and it's listed on the sandwich board.

u faggots are delusional.

Remember the proverb "a fish rots from the head down."

Haha, HOMO!

🎶 And he's balding 🎶

Shows what a fucking hypocritical douchebag you people really are, i love a good Pest attack as the next guy, but going after peoples livelihood makes you the same as those scumbag leftwing SJW, congrats faggot...

It's his own tweets getting him fired.. nothing else. You cuck.

Also look at your post history, you're the biggest SJW here, fighting for your little butt buddies ant and joe.

But if you wanna talk shit, just pull up bro, Panera.

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Were you this outraged during Jocktobers?

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