I think Opie is a terrible, selfish person. He is only a notch above Anthony because he isn't a pedophile. Anthony doesn't even have being funnier than Opie anymore.
They're also both horribly insecure. One gets it out through ranting and raving like a total douchebag, the other by acting like a little bitch and hiding in the bliss of denial. Oh wait, Ant does the latter one now, too. Point tits.
I think the best way to describe Opie is he's over 50yrs old but he never grew up. He still has the same traits & personality as a spoiled bratty elementary girl who draws attention to herself in a store by throwing massive tantrums every time she doesn't get what she wants, & nobody wants to be around her because of it!
I'm really uncomfortable with all the somewhat positive things that are being said about Opie. It seems like a lot of people think they can't say something mean about Ant without saying something nice about Op. Opie has no reason to feel like he's now better than Ant in any way.
It really is bizarre how this sub operates. Opie and Anthony aren't the only two people in the universe. One being bad doesn't make the other any better.
Haha no I'm pretty sure Opie is dense enough to let his kids drink bleach. Lynsi is probably doing the heavy lifting with Bam's kids while the Opster hits the pavement trying to find the next viral hit
Haha he's filming a Harry Hater video, loses track of where he's walking, steps out in front of a bus and is rocketed through the air and crashes into the street in front of a speeding trash truck and the next day headlines in newspaper read..."Shock Jock Records Own Death"
Ahhh who am I kidding, headline in one small giveaway newspaper mainly full of coupons that is handed out in front of a grocery store.
That's because Tits isn't capable of hitting his wife. He would just order Kenny to punch her while he hid behind his protector and screamed "HOW'S THAT FEEL FUCKER? Opie wouldn't wanna piss off his father in law. That guy looks up to Opie & goes to him for advice since Op's so much older than him.
Anthony just has weird lack of maturity issues, adopted racist views from his dad and brother, pedophilia, and likes tranny peckahs.
Opie is a straight fucking psycho. He most likely has un-diagnosed bipolar disorder inherited from his mom. Displays sociopath-like qualities, and snaps on interns.
I wouldn't let either of them babysit my kids if I had any.
Ah, poor guy. I hate to be the one to break it to you but Opie is NOT Psycho & he's NOT Bi-Polar! Think about it. Ant & Jimmy would Kill for 20 minutes straight & all Opie could add is the most obvious fake laughter because he couldn't ever think of a funny line to add so he needed his own gimmick, so he chose the crazy psycho guy! He actually gave himself his own nickname, "Evil Opie." Great. Now I'm gonna have to remove my douche chills with a serrated knife for remembering his self given nick name. He also had to scream at interns & staff to keep up the persona so hopefully someone listening might think "Wow, that Opie sure is one crazy evil guy!"
Here's a little example of how much of a rabid savage animal Evil Opie was. One of the O&A Classic Bits is when they had a few sluts on the show from the Lingerie Bowl & the black girl was a cunt so Patrice laid into that bitch like nobody deserved! Of course Opie sat quietly the entire time. But when it was over, Ant & the rest of the staff basically got on one knee to kiss Patrice's ring, but of course Opie had to try to steal some of Patrice's glory by casually making it about himself.
After Ant & the staff finished praising Patrice, Dopie actually said
"God Damn Patrice, you made Evil Opie seem nice in comparison!"
Way to make it about yourself, fat fits!
The saddest/most hilarious part of all this is that Anthony was naive enough to think we all wouldn't eventually turn on him. As much material as Tits gives us, we're always thirsty for new blood. Ant's downfall is great because everyone saw it coming but him. Dumb fuck.
I know that I'm supposed join the circle jerk here and say that Opie Sucks and that he has bitch tits, but let's not forget what's really important: seeing rich vos at Foxwoods casino April 7-9
Woah dude thats almost as dark as someone fantasizing about leaving their very specifically aged daughter at someones house knowing they might be preyed on. What is going through your head? And plus no one lets single men watch their kids "in a pinch" retard.
What kind of single men do you hang around with? I'd trust all my friends to look after someones kids.
I said Opie in a pinch because he's fucking retarded, I imagine him sat watching Housewives of Atlanta and eating a bowl of ice cream off his bountiful chest while the children are outside playing in the middle of a busy road. Anthony would buy them a crate of Bud Light to share and show them tranny pinksocks on pornhub.
No, dummy you said "at a pinch" because you are stupid. And also that doesn't change the fact that you are writing fanfic of dropping your daughter off at the compound for a good mouthfucking you freak.
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40 AiCPearlJam 2016-03-10
I actually think Opie has many reasons not to want to work with Ant anymore. Opie, while dumb, isn't a terrible person behind his stupidity.
38 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-10
I think Opie is a terrible, selfish person. He is only a notch above Anthony because he isn't a pedophile. Anthony doesn't even have being funnier than Opie anymore.
24 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
Opie has never strangled a woman and then broke her ribs.
31 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-10
What happens with the Philly crew, stays with the philly crew.
1 Moxson4 2016-03-10
Right. Like their virginity!
9 blackirishlad 2016-03-10
he used to work for the mafia, he's probably broken many ribs. can't even remember them all.
3 kimchifart 2016-03-10
On the bright side, at least it was a grown woman he allegedly beat and strangled.
13 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
Dani is an adult by age only. She's as mature as the 13 year olds ant wants to fuck which was the whole attraction
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1 Moxson4 2016-03-10
The only ribs Opie broke were the ones he stomped on in a restaurant During a tantrum because they forgot his wet-nap.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
Tsss
-5 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
He killed his mom. And he kicked a dog to death.
7 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
His mom is still alive
-7 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
No, he killed her by sticking his fist down her throat. It was in the newspapers.
12 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
Be more funny!
-6 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
The death of a loved one is not a laughing matter. What is wrong with you?
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
He's being funny. From your posts I can understand why you'd be confused.
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
Why are you looking at my posts? Fuck off, faggot. I won't have sex with you.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
:(
1 OqieRadioze 2016-03-10
Did it say AP?
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
It was Reuters.
7 jimbris 2016-03-10
I think think Anthony is only a notch above Opie because he's a pedophile. It's how we relate to him.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
You think think too much much.
4 packitchofsositch 2016-03-10
They're also both horribly insecure. One gets it out through ranting and raving like a total douchebag, the other by acting like a little bitch and hiding in the bliss of denial. Oh wait, Ant does the latter one now, too. Point tits.
3 NortheastPhilly 2016-03-10
take back that last sentence
1 AiCPearlJam 2016-03-10
Can we argue Opie's selfishness is really just his Aspergers that he can't control?
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3 breadmoccasin 2016-03-10
Yeah he is, he's just not as bad.
2 Moxson4 2016-03-10
I think the best way to describe Opie is he's over 50yrs old but he never grew up. He still has the same traits & personality as a spoiled bratty elementary girl who draws attention to herself in a store by throwing massive tantrums every time she doesn't get what she wants, & nobody wants to be around her because of it!
30 PeckaSucka 2016-03-10
Nobody would even let Ant babysit their plants.
66 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Drunkenly knocking them over, then screaming nigger at them.
28 golightlys_iphone 2016-03-10
Paging /u/shitty_watercolour
24 biobotX1 2016-03-10
"What? I have to water you again, like....like im some kind of nigger?"
10 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Always taking, never giving. Just like "those people."
11 packitchofsositch 2016-03-10
Fuck is that a funny thing to picture.
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
It's funny because it's probably true.
1 ABoyNamedSueLightnin 2016-03-10
what if they're transplants?
-2 GiygasFetus 2016-03-10
To be fair music helps plants grow so maybe he would do some karaoke for them before crushing their stems with his hands.
27 Moxson4 2016-03-10
I'm really uncomfortable with all the somewhat positive things that are being said about Opie. It seems like a lot of people think they can't say something mean about Ant without saying something nice about Op. Opie has no reason to feel like he's now better than Ant in any way.
18 IronXth 2016-03-10
That saying Opie ISN'T a pedophile counts as being positive towards him shows just how low this sub's opinion of him is.
He does have some nice tits though. sniff
7 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-03-10
Opie is to funny as ant is to women
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
Second time's a charm.
2 [deleted] 2016-03-10
nice similie
10 panjshirlion 2016-03-10
It really is bizarre how this sub operates. Opie and Anthony aren't the only two people in the universe. One being bad doesn't make the other any better.
18 TheAmazingPearl 2016-03-10
Yes, Opie has not shown himself to be cruel or to have a hair trigger temper...
13 3stepsbackward 2016-03-10
Opie stomps on babies, pass it along.
6 K1bbler 2016-03-10
It was a cake.
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
It was a joooooke
3 blackirishlad 2016-03-10
take the hit!
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
I heard there was actually a baby in that cake.
11 KasWheel 2016-03-10
Opie having friends hahaha. In-laws and employees don't count.
7 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Philly Crew?
8 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-03-10
Those are his inlaws
9 i_saw_nothing 2016-03-10
Ugh.
If we only knew how they did it.
10 SueLightningsPenis 2016-03-10
Haha no I'm pretty sure Opie is dense enough to let his kids drink bleach. Lynsi is probably doing the heavy lifting with Bam's kids while the Opster hits the pavement trying to find the next viral hit
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
Hopefully....( it might actually go viral if he filmed it lol )
1 DaveNone 2016-03-10
Haha he's filming a Harry Hater video, loses track of where he's walking, steps out in front of a bus and is rocketed through the air and crashes into the street in front of a speeding trash truck and the next day headlines in newspaper read..."Shock Jock Records Own Death"
Ahhh who am I kidding, headline in one small giveaway newspaper mainly full of coupons that is handed out in front of a grocery store.
9 [deleted] 2016-03-10
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6 SGFTI 2016-03-10
I think Vinnie would disagree.
1 ABoyNamedSueLightnin 2016-03-10
does Bam even pay him though?
5 AntsCamera 2016-03-10
Tits never punched his wife, even while Bam was deep dicking it down in his kids nursery while the baby cried in the crib.
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
Subtle.
3 Moxson4 2016-03-10
That's because Tits isn't capable of hitting his wife. He would just order Kenny to punch her while he hid behind his protector and screamed "HOW'S THAT FEEL FUCKER? Opie wouldn't wanna piss off his father in law. That guy looks up to Opie & goes to him for advice since Op's so much older than him.
5 AyyLMAOBlazeIt420 2016-03-10
He doesn't even "babysit" his own kid.
5 bsack420 2016-03-10
Anthony just has weird lack of maturity issues, adopted racist views from his dad and brother, pedophilia, and likes tranny peckahs.
Opie is a straight fucking psycho. He most likely has un-diagnosed bipolar disorder inherited from his mom. Displays sociopath-like qualities, and snaps on interns.
I wouldn't let either of them babysit my kids if I had any.
2 Moxson4 2016-03-10
Ah, poor guy. I hate to be the one to break it to you but Opie is NOT Psycho & he's NOT Bi-Polar! Think about it. Ant & Jimmy would Kill for 20 minutes straight & all Opie could add is the most obvious fake laughter because he couldn't ever think of a funny line to add so he needed his own gimmick, so he chose the crazy psycho guy! He actually gave himself his own nickname, "Evil Opie." Great. Now I'm gonna have to remove my douche chills with a serrated knife for remembering his self given nick name. He also had to scream at interns & staff to keep up the persona so hopefully someone listening might think "Wow, that Opie sure is one crazy evil guy!"
Here's a little example of how much of a rabid savage animal Evil Opie was. One of the O&A Classic Bits is when they had a few sluts on the show from the Lingerie Bowl & the black girl was a cunt so Patrice laid into that bitch like nobody deserved! Of course Opie sat quietly the entire time. But when it was over, Ant & the rest of the staff basically got on one knee to kiss Patrice's ring, but of course Opie had to try to steal some of Patrice's glory by casually making it about himself.
After Ant & the staff finished praising Patrice, Dopie actually said "God Damn Patrice, you made Evil Opie seem nice in comparison!" Way to make it about yourself, fat fits!
4 destinyaltboy 2016-03-10
Then you're insane. I don't want a sociopath watching my kid
3 opieanthonyjim 2016-03-10
Opie is shit on the radio at this point but himself away from the show, he's always seemed like the most normal of the three of them.
2 mydaysatgeneseo 2016-03-10
The saddest/most hilarious part of all this is that Anthony was naive enough to think we all wouldn't eventually turn on him. As much material as Tits gives us, we're always thirsty for new blood. Ant's downfall is great because everyone saw it coming but him. Dumb fuck.
2 PharoahFaucet 2016-03-10
He could breast feed them.
2 GlaringPlatypus 2016-03-10
I know that I'm supposed join the circle jerk here and say that Opie Sucks and that he has bitch tits, but let's not forget what's really important: seeing rich vos at Foxwoods casino April 7-9
1 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-10
Anthony just needs a hole. If the pencil sharpener on the desk at TACN had a skirt or a dick they would have to hide it.
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1 AssMcPlay 2016-03-10
i would love to set ant up
1 Creepazoa 2016-03-10
It's why we love him
And I bet you would "test the waters" too if she was a bangin 14 year old
1 seriousxm 2016-03-10
what about baby shit mustache?
1 DaxesDecimatedDick 2016-03-10
It's true, ask Bam.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-03-10
With those tits you know he's got some mothering skills.
-6 busttttt 2016-03-10
Woah dude thats almost as dark as someone fantasizing about leaving their very specifically aged daughter at someones house knowing they might be preyed on. What is going through your head? And plus no one lets single men watch their kids "in a pinch" retard.
5 IronXth 2016-03-10
What kind of single men do you hang around with? I'd trust all my friends to look after someones kids.
I said Opie in a pinch because he's fucking retarded, I imagine him sat watching Housewives of Atlanta and eating a bowl of ice cream off his bountiful chest while the children are outside playing in the middle of a busy road. Anthony would buy them a crate of Bud Light to share and show them tranny pinksocks on pornhub.
-2 busttttt 2016-03-10
No, dummy you said "at a pinch" because you are stupid. And also that doesn't change the fact that you are writing fanfic of dropping your daughter off at the compound for a good mouthfucking you freak.
10 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Always taking, never giving. Just like "those people."
13 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
Dani is an adult by age only. She's as mature as the 13 year olds ant wants to fuck which was the whole attraction