Can someone give me a rundown as to wtf has happened recently

0  2016-03-10 by ChipChippersonAMA

What's the thing with brother joe, what's with panera, and anything else that is pertinent would be helpful, I know about the periscope thing.

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Ok so you see that search bar in the upper right part of the screen?

Go right past that to the lil x and click that.

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I don't see how that's useful at all.

Try it out, then you'll see.

All it did was close the brows...

Oh.

Well now I just look silly.

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Someone here posted a video of Brother Joe sticking a baguette from Panera up his ass and now everyone is talking about it.

Anthony and Brother Joe became transsexuals to stand in solidarity with the Wachowski "sisters," then they shot up a Panera to protest their pro-cyberbullying business practices.

Thoughts and Prayers

I wrote this up in a hurry, so ignore anything typos. I think I got most of it covered:

Melissa Stetten went on someone's obscure podcast and mentioned how Anthony had a young girl over to his house. Then she mentions she realized it was actually a transgender porn starlet named Sue Lightning.

The sub immediately went to investigate. Sue's mentions to Anthony were pulled faster than Anthony pulling down his Vine likes of 12 year old girls with braces.

Pictures were uncovered of Sue at Anthony's house. Anthony fucked a(n albeit hot) transgender lady with a tiny penis, apparently. Good for him.

He then went on here, in a drunken 4am stupor, claiming how this sub doesn't affect him and how he and his repugnant, fat, mutant poker pals were laughing at us. The sub responded in so, completely ripping him apart. The highlight, of course, being this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaM9yfUyuvk

Anthony again played it off and threatened to dox one of his "haters", who apparently works at Panera Bread. Panera Bread is now the uniter of the sub and has brought us all together to fight the evil forces of the Cumia Klan, with Joseph Cumia even wanting to fist fight and fist fuck people from here. He's even putting money on the table for someone to commit a federal crime in order to have them hack reddit and obtain information about anyone.

Somewhere in between, Brother Joe made a facebook post saying how the Trump comparison to Hitler was a good thing because Hitler was a good leader. Someone reported this to clubs that Joe's horrendous U2 cover band was supposed to play. Joe then started a facebook post asking people if he is racist and saying that there isn't anything out there to prove he is a white supremacist, as the apparent original emails included.

In summary, Anthony fucked over 1400 trannies; Brother Joe is a hateworthy leech and Fred from Brooklyn probably sniffs Anthony's underwear drawer.

edit: oh yeah, in his Reddit posts, Anthony made vague threats of having the sub shutdown.

Thanks for the write up. I tried to do a little searching but more or less came up with a bunch of memes and jokes about the situation

faggot

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Mmm! We got any Panera back there, Earl? I'm starvin'!

Fresh out, boss.

Ask your manager... but only after you're done baking the bread bowls

And clean out that fucking pasrty case!!! We're not savage primatives like those animals in East Walpole!

Ah yes...Joe told me all about "those people"...

This sub found out that Ant was hanging out alone at his place with a tranny pornstar. The rest of it is just fall out.