You know what, DUUUDE... You got your girls hidden in your closets. You got your raptor sculptures... Boom! You get domestic violence charges for stomping on a girl's hand and ribs, dude...
"Old man Henderson was really grilling me today about the cumia account. The new hot shot over in 'searching you tube' dept is really giving me a run for my money" as a trusty poster walks in the door, his wife hands him his pipe and Rover brings over his slippers.
I already shill for Bank of America and the state of Israel, how can I get my hands on this sweet subreddit money? I was shilling against bitcoin and was getting major coin to defend Hillary, but my bonuses were getting smaller and smaller.
considering the levels of nonsense in existence of this sub, it is fascinating that with the show officially long over, we are growing subs.. someone who's not a trucker and may potentially need a thesis should jump on this.
65 comments
68 EazyEd420 2016-03-10
I've laughed more in the past 2 weeks at this subreddit and you geniuses than I have at 1 1/2 years of O&J
48 Mr_Brightside23 2016-03-10
I laughed more at my mother's funeral than 1.5 years of O&J.
12 TriangleDimes 2016-03-10
Remember when the methane and gas buildup leaked out her huge nipples and it sounded like her tits were farting cause the embalmer fucked up?
2 OqieRadioze 2016-03-10
No man. I don't.
15 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
So true. It is ruining my relationship because I am on my phone so much, but it's totally worth it.
10 michaeIcolestie 2016-03-10
He'll get over it.
6 Lobstrich 2016-03-10
Oh no-no, I don't think it's fair to imply /u/chicken-named-mike's partner is a gentleman, that would insinuate the man is a homosexual.
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Oh, no no no no. I'm a homosexual?
1 xxbigphilxx 2016-03-10
you aren't?
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Depends.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Ding ding ding.
14 silks322 2016-03-10
It's true, there are some funny bastards here. The Panera jokes alone...
7 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
This sub is more creative in a week then Opie and Anthony have been over a 20+ year career
1 lylechipchipperson76 2016-03-10
This is seriously why I come here. All the laffs I missed from the show have been replaced ten-fold by this subreddit.
-2 unprovoked_hate 2016-03-10
Me too. But I don't even listen to the show.... So yeah
31 EskimoEscrow 2016-03-10
Don't forget about the Jokes & References department.
43 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-03-10
Also known as the Bomb Factory.
11 SGFTI 2016-03-10
You rang?
12 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
Ring ring ring. Banana phone.
6 thrillated 2016-03-10
You've got your good boy phone and your naughty boy phone...
3 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
You know what, DUUUDE... You got your girls hidden in your closets. You got your raptor sculptures... Boom! You get domestic violence charges for stomping on a girl's hand and ribs, dude...
2 L4A2X0 2016-03-10
Peckahs
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
The peckah train has left the station.
22 ISignedUpToReplyToU 2016-03-10
If the IRS asks, tell them this sub operates more like a non-profit.
27 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
So we're in the same sector as Joe then.
11 Aemon12 2016-03-10
Joe is in the no-profit sector
2 [deleted] 2016-03-10
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9 lemskroob 2016-03-10
This place is how Socialism is supposed to work. Everyone works hard for a common good, no bosses, no ownership, and nobody gets paid.
8 Jackatard 2016-03-10
I come here for that kinda shit. I lol'd at that. EazyEd is right...this is hitting a new high mark.
Just be careful, fuckers. Joe's gonna try and retaliate.
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7 rosheightsstrangler 2016-03-10
I come here everyday during my mid morning dump. I vote I_hate_knickers for CEO
Peckas
6 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-10
I second this.
I want to get intimate with Knickers.
4 thrillated 2016-03-10
No you don't, the smell is not great.
7 AntsCamera 2016-03-10
We have been taught well by Jocktober how to destroy careers and lives using a keyboard.
This board is more like an insurgent cell of the remnant of the old pests, combined with willing and loyal new recruits.
Our attacks are disorganized, yet effective.
Our victories are sporadic, but when they come they are triumphant.
We are not a business, we are more like a terrorist group.
3 EdmundRice 2016-03-10
We shall triumph against the kafir Antuni Qumiyah, insha'allah.
7 Lobstrich 2016-03-10
Don't forget the guys in Creative, coming up with new designs and photoshops etc.
6 lelgimps 2016-03-10
I came for the tranny jokes and stayed for the panini's
5 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-10
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be autistic."
3 crunchtimestudio 2016-03-10
"And when the Cumias, when they assigned a whole army to stop /u/cbanks420lol, what'd he do? He made 'em partners."
4 busttttt 2016-03-10
Is there a useless cunt who makes dumb posts department?
1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-03-10
It's 90% of the workforce sir.
4 rottenseed 2016-03-10
I'm porking Margaret from accounts receivable.
-2 I-take-beast-shits 2016-03-10
Margaret used to be Marvin before his/her special operation. Jokes on you, faggot.
1 rottenseed 2016-03-10
Jokes on you, I've been fucking her since she was Marvin...
Faggot...
3 Jackthejew 2016-03-10
I take what I find here and I apply it to real life. My Panera store has been posting amazing profits recently.
3 SirWallaceII 2016-03-10
"Old man Henderson was really grilling me today about the cumia account. The new hot shot over in 'searching you tube' dept is really giving me a run for my money" as a trusty poster walks in the door, his wife hands him his pipe and Rover brings over his slippers.
2 DRIPSCBW 2016-03-10
show us your tits already faggot
4 RearNakedGrope 2016-03-10
No shit. Fuckin queer.
2 takyon_deathyon 2016-03-10
And some of us are just cunts, working in the "Cunt" department, doing cunt things
2 FUSSY_PUCKER 2016-03-10
I already shill for Bank of America and the state of Israel, how can I get my hands on this sweet subreddit money? I was shilling against bitcoin and was getting major coin to defend Hillary, but my bonuses were getting smaller and smaller.
2 cstack18 2016-03-10
We're just fighting the man, maaaaaannnnn
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
What am I then?
Be considerate and please no joking.
4 holodog 2016-03-10
The gross janitor who comes in at night and jacks off at our desks while looking at pictures of our kids.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10
That's an unbelievably good guess.
Where abouts do you live friend? Family man are you?
4 holodog 2016-03-10
hasn't there been enough doxxing for one day ;_;
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1 scottgreenstein 2016-03-10
Sadly I wish I could contribute more but I got to hand it to some of you relentless motherfuckers.
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1 cpraed 2016-03-10
considering the levels of nonsense in existence of this sub, it is fascinating that with the show officially long over, we are growing subs.. someone who's not a trucker and may potentially need a thesis should jump on this.
1 zenicaone 2016-03-10
you mean like 4chan
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0 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-03-10
The Third Party!
0 Mud- 2016-03-10
Seems like there is a new agenda or target every other day.
0 [deleted] 2016-03-10
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4 goldstandard32 2016-03-10
Jessica is probably a fat middle aged guy living in his mom's basement
0 dat_wench 2016-03-10
You're the department that analyzes what's been going on. You're our news.
-1 AssMcPlay 2016-03-10
its slowing down now tho, woulda likedto see ant freaking out about losing sponsors.. does he care, is it an effective troll??
-3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-10
I'm VP in charge of downvotes. If you wanna downvote ANYTHING, you gotta go through my boys first.
-4 Flamgirlant 2016-03-10
Well how can I get a hold of them because I have a desperate need right now
-4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-10
Just put all your downvotes on any one of my posts and I'll pass them along to their intended recipients. Have a blessed day.
-2 Flamgirlant 2016-03-10
Oh OK you can take the rest of the day off then you're not needed