If two or more persons conspire to "injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate".
They're literally ringing up places, and reporting what people have put out there on public forums. Nobody is threatening, or blackmailing (other than Anthony, and Joe - both violence, and doxxing of peoples personal information)
Here is the relevant portion, dumbed down for you retards. The key word is conspire.
If two or more persons conspire to ... oppress ... or intimidate ... any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, among other things. You are criminals, and deserve the full weight of American justice pressing down on you, flattening you into something resembling Naan bread or some other thin, doughy food.
On Twitter where Joe says he will pay someone to retrieve personal information of the "Redditards" so he can go assault them, is that covered under this law?
Of course not! Why would logic be implemented into this defense at all and don't forget Ants threat to dox and tell on people at their jobs that they've been up to NAUGHTY NAUGHTY things. Seems like he might...be...oppressing...someones right to..."Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, among other things."
Also, Reddit is only allowing me to post every 10 minutes, so let me just conclude by saying eat a dick. All of you, eat a dick or two. You use throwaway accounts because you're cowards, and harass successful people because you're unhappy twenty-somethings (mostly, from what I've gathered) still living at home (again, a common theme, from my research).
It would probably frighten you how some degenerate such as myself could work for State, in ongoing nuclear weapons treaty negotiations with four Muslim countries, and still find time to goof on these two retards during my workday. Some folks on here are far more successful than Ant and most are way more intelligent. Peckas.
What privilege has been taken away? Not his free speech. Joe can still stand on any street corner and say the n-word all he wants. If one of his "buyers" doesn't want him saying it at their music venue that's their right to refuse him.
I don't disagree with much of your sentiment, but the toddler-like generality you've assigned to that piece of US code would have it apply to any two people who do anything that affects someone in any way.
Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness are not in the constitution dumbass. They are in the Declaration of Independence to explain why revolution was taking place.
The first amendment doesn't give you the right to conspire to deprive others of their constitutional and other rights. This could all be cleared up very nicely if any of you could fucking read.
It was actually in the first draft, proposed and championed by Edmund Randolph. It protected cover-bands in all theme parks and associated arenas, but Benjamin Franklin caught him watching cuck porn and he was sent home in disgrace.
What constitutional right are we depriving? Please explain this. Also, please explain how every person who runs or supports PETA or any other organization isn't locked in federal prison right now.
This is going give those two loons new life. I can already see what kind of all-nighter the Cumia brothers will be having tonight: http://youtu.be/FL9bylhDkcc
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20 TheTigerDriver 2016-03-10
I get the impression you have no idea how to interpret what you linked.
17 dirtfarmingcanuck 2016-03-10
This is a sovereign subreddit
12 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-10
Your American laws don't apply here in Uganda. It's illegal not to make fun of the Cumias here. I'll go to jail if I miss my quota this month.
2 ChippinKenny 2016-03-10
Are you Joseph Kony?
9 JohnTravoltasHair 2016-03-10
They're not doing any of the things listed.
If two or more persons conspire to "injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate".
They're literally ringing up places, and reporting what people have put out there on public forums. Nobody is threatening, or blackmailing (other than Anthony, and Joe - both violence, and doxxing of peoples personal information)
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-11 internetcreep 2016-03-10
Here is the relevant portion, dumbed down for you retards. The key word is conspire.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, among other things. You are criminals, and deserve the full weight of American justice pressing down on you, flattening you into something resembling Naan bread or some other thin, doughy food.
7 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-10
On Twitter where Joe says he will pay someone to retrieve personal information of the "Redditards" so he can go assault them, is that covered under this law?
2 DuexVanDoo 2016-03-10
Of course not! Why would logic be implemented into this defense at all and don't forget Ants threat to dox and tell on people at their jobs that they've been up to NAUGHTY NAUGHTY things. Seems like he might...be...oppressing...someones right to..."Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, among other things."
-10 internetcreep 2016-03-10
Two wrongs don't make a right, dumbfuck.
Also, Reddit is only allowing me to post every 10 minutes, so let me just conclude by saying eat a dick. All of you, eat a dick or two. You use throwaway accounts because you're cowards, and harass successful people because you're unhappy twenty-somethings (mostly, from what I've gathered) still living at home (again, a common theme, from my research).
Thank you, and goodnight.
2 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-10
So you are saying that we shouldn't stoop down to Joe and Trants level. Got it. Thanks for the guidance. I'm glad someone cares about us.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-10
It would probably frighten you how some degenerate such as myself could work for State, in ongoing nuclear weapons treaty negotiations with four Muslim countries, and still find time to goof on these two retards during my workday. Some folks on here are far more successful than Ant and most are way more intelligent. Peckas.
2 RonBengtan 2016-03-10
Aw please don't go, we were just getting to know you
5 RaqioFan 2016-03-10
how about a delicious Panera flatbread? That thin enough?
https://delivery.panerabread.com/#!/menu/category/164
4 EazyEd420 2016-03-10
I'm surprised you know what Naan is! I imaged your type would just call it Asian nigger bread
3 thecrazing 2016-03-10
Does that mean if I call you a fucking moron, I'm a criminal because I made you sad, and trampled on your 'right to pursue happiness'?
3 pino5588 2016-03-10
What privilege has been taken away? Not his free speech. Joe can still stand on any street corner and say the n-word all he wants. If one of his "buyers" doesn't want him saying it at their music venue that's their right to refuse him.
2 kevin_k 2016-03-10
I don't disagree with much of your sentiment, but the toddler-like generality you've assigned to that piece of US code would have it apply to any two people who do anything that affects someone in any way.
2 Nickbennettc 2016-03-10
I see us more as a social advocacy group wanting to raise awareness about the wop menace permeating my once beautiful long Island.
2 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
You're fucking retarded.
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2 cayneabel 2016-03-10
Lawyer here. You don't know what you're talking about.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-03-10
How many litres of tears and cum are on your Cumia action figures right now?
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-03-10
Be more funny!
1 PeteFo 2016-03-10
Saying I should be flattened into Naan bread has effected my pursuit of happiness, expect a call from my lawyer.
1 Aemon12 2016-03-10
Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness are not in the constitution dumbass. They are in the Declaration of Independence to explain why revolution was taking place.
5 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10
None of that is happening. Contacting Anthony's advertisers, or buyers for brother Joe's band isn't illegal. Otherwise I've just made fun of them.
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2 Dennyislife 2016-03-10
You should send this to Joe
2 FecklessKing 2016-03-10
Good luck getting around the first amendment.
-6 internetcreep 2016-03-10
The first amendment doesn't give you the right to conspire to deprive others of their constitutional and other rights. This could all be cleared up very nicely if any of you could fucking read.
6 kevin_k 2016-03-10
You don't have a 'constitutional right' to play the Epcot center.
2 davidfeynman 2016-03-10
It was actually in the first draft, proposed and championed by Edmund Randolph. It protected cover-bands in all theme parks and associated arenas, but Benjamin Franklin caught him watching cuck porn and he was sent home in disgrace.
3 FecklessKing 2016-03-10
What constitutional right are we depriving? Please explain this. Also, please explain how every person who runs or supports PETA or any other organization isn't locked in federal prison right now.
Nothing that's being done here is illegal, Joe.
0 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
What rights do you think we are depriving the retarded alcoholic Cumia family of?
2 balderoonus 2016-03-10
I was only following orders
1 CStel 2016-03-10
This is going give those two loons new life. I can already see what kind of all-nighter the Cumia brothers will be having tonight: http://youtu.be/FL9bylhDkcc
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1 3stepsbackward 2016-03-10
Did you post this when we were going after Opie and Derosa too?
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-10
Conspiring to make fun of the Cumia family line does not violate any of their rights.
Fuck off, retard. Your fake law degree is as worthless as your fake high school diploma.
1 ChippinKenny 2016-03-10
Rich Vos will be playing the Hartford Funny Bone on March 31st - April 3rd.
1 Creepazoa 2016-03-10
Who gives a fuck if it's illegal?
1 eestijama 2016-03-10
I was expecting a Chip or Vos roll.
1 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-03-10
Are you saying we should kidnap the Cumias? I have to draw the line somewhere
0 rrussom 2016-03-10
I'm literally just talking shit. I've done nothing otherwise
0 itrits 2016-03-10
Good job buddy.
-5 internetcreep 2016-03-10
You are going down. You are going down to Chinatown.
11 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-10
Nice job hanging on to an alt for 5 years just to waste it on this shitpost
6 DuexVanDoo 2016-03-10
I prefer funky town
1 Icon_Crash 2016-03-10
Just don't park on the dance floor.
1 PeteFo 2016-03-10
Im on Long Island so technically that would be going Uptown.
-9 OKChaps 2016-03-10
Good job finding Ant & Joe some ammo for closing down the sub and posting it right here for them to find.