Bro Joe is investigating, called Google for help

5  2016-03-10 by RaqioFan

REP: Thanks for calling customer support how can I help you?

BroJoe: Yeah, Google Email?

REP: Uh, it's just Gmail sir, how can I help?

BroJoe: Yeah uh, me and my investigative team need you to tell us who logs into the account JoeCumiaGuzzlesCum@gmail

REP: Sir, we can't give out that kind of information without a court order, and even then, I'm not the guy to do it

BroJoe: But....I'm being harassed by the internet and it's costing me money

REP: Well, have you been acting like a faggot?

REP: Hello? Sir? Weird, guess he hung up. It's a standard question we ask everyone.

REP: Hello, thank you for calling customer support

GH: Hello, YouTubes? People are modifying my successful viral hater videos to make it look like I suck cocks

REP: Jesus fucking Christ.

20 comments

12  AcePainterLo 2016-03-10

This is a bomb for the record books.

-6  RaqioFan 2016-03-10

Really? I thought it was pretty good

10  Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-03-10

I could go either way.....LIKE ANTH OHHHHHHHHHH!

1  AcePainterLo 2016-03-10

I thought my Chiproll was good, but it turns out we're a pair of duds.

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10

Tsss...yeah why don't you have buncha white russians or sumpthin

1  AcePainterLo 2016-03-10

Thanks, Chip.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10

tss

0  Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-03-10

I liked it.

0  RaqioFan 2016-03-10

Thank you. Figured the evening shift would be more receptive around here. Smarter folks tend to have jobs.

4  Snake_____86 2016-03-10

Oof.

2  MarsBarsSnicker 2016-03-10

benchmark bomb

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10

I like the cut of your jib

;)

2  CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-10

Nichols and McVeigh didn't make a bomb this big

2  Foziey 2016-03-10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j_n2lCgD8

1  RaqioFan 2016-03-10

Aw come on you guys are just piling on now

1  OrangeManhehe 2016-03-10

I like your effort but it would have been more funny if it was more realistic. The call center agent said faggot, which is absurd and wouldn't happen, so it took away from the real center of this bit which is that no-brain Joe Cumia. Then you brought in Tits out of nowhere, and once again, it was lazy and didn't feel like something he'd say. The concept is good, and it must have been funny in your head, but your execution fucking sucked. Good day sir.

0  RaqioFan 2016-03-10

I don't agree with any of that. The entire joke is based on the premise of absurdity. Being more real would have been boring to me. And Bringing Tits in makes sense because the joke is through the eyes of the call center guy dealing with morons from the o and a universe-----and the fact that it's out of left field and unexpected makes it funny, like a call back joke in stand-up. If this were a sketch at an o and a convention it would kill. So good Amy would steal it motherfucker. This must've been how Cumia felt after that roast

7  OrangeManhehe 2016-03-10

I said GOOD DAY, sir!

0  TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-10

Tss

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-10

Yeah