Only if Norm MacDonald can be our official spokesperson. I think it's high time we got off this sinking ship and made this place a haven for empassioned Panera Bread/Norm MacDonald/oiled up bitches fans. I mean, seriously, fellas, what are we waiting for?
Reading this sub made me in the mood for Panera. I got the chicken dumpling broth & it was really good!
I'm a little pissed at Panera because I liked the mozzarella & tomato panini but they discontinued it for a fucking mozzarella flatbread which isn't nearly as good
We appreciate your feedback. I have forwarded your comment to our customer satisfaction department. You can expect a resolution within 48 hours. Reference number 69420
I used to run panera bread, and me and the vice president would play a game where we would kick niggers out of our stores and give them fake coupons for Popeyes chicken.
I feel obligated to eat at Panera a few times a year in the same way Anthony feels obligated to secretly donate to white supremacist organizations like Stormfront and Brother Joe's bank account.
my internet opinions come from a place of zero emotion. but do you prefer to be surrounded entirely by yes-men? I know how much you probably say you hate hypocrites so surely you dont mind hearing a few differing opinions, no?
55 comments
59 imcrapyall 2016-03-09
GUYS CAN WE STOP THIS PANERA BREAD SHIT?? I MEAN RICH VOS IS GONNA BE A MAGOOBY'S JOKE HOUSE FROM THURSDAY MARCH 17TH TILL SATURDAY MARCH 19TH
42 OKChaps 2016-03-09
Someone better plug Vos' upcoming gigs here before this thread undoubtedly goes viral.
15 EskimoEscrow 2016-03-09
March 17th, Magooby's in Baltimore
19 HerpDerpen 2016-03-09
Marshhhss sevn...seventeen at magoobisss in baltimar
1 pidge4lyfe 2016-03-09
Holy cow I can't stop laughing...
2 SGFTI 2016-03-09
17th-19th, don't be limited to one day folks! Plenty of tickets still available!
4 schwoogiejoe24 2016-03-09
He already said Panera.
13 EskimoEscrow 2016-03-09
This place has been extra circlejerky today
12 shmigshmog 2016-03-09
I already tried with Esther Ku bro, mods aren't having it.
6 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-09
But the mods love the direction of the sub lately!!
What's the deal?
3 shmigshmog 2016-03-09
Obviously the sub passed me by and I made a bad call.
3 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-09
On a side note, I want Ku to sit on my face.
2 shmigshmog 2016-03-09
samsies
3 viavatten 2016-03-09
samsies robertsies
11 MandrakesLeg 2016-03-09
Only if Norm MacDonald can be our official spokesperson. I think it's high time we got off this sinking ship and made this place a haven for empassioned Panera Bread/Norm MacDonald/oiled up bitches fans. I mean, seriously, fellas, what are we waiting for?
9 Wsallgood 2016-03-09
Asiago cheese motherfucker!
8 ElVichoPerro 2016-03-09
we can change the banner and colors to match those of the /r/panerabread subreddit and give each other bakery related flare.
(/r/panera has already been appropriated by one of us)
5 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-09
/r/panera might get bought for more than the $10k this place is worth. We have some real savvy businessmen among us
5 ElVichoPerro 2016-03-09
3 herpacin 2016-03-09
Louis Gomez doesnt have enough money to take the subway let alone buy a panera sub.
7 xxmikekxx 2016-03-09
Reading this sub made me in the mood for Panera. I got the chicken dumpling broth & it was really good!
I'm a little pissed at Panera because I liked the mozzarella & tomato panini but they discontinued it for a fucking mozzarella flatbread which isn't nearly as good
14 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-09
We appreciate your feedback. I have forwarded your comment to our customer satisfaction department. You can expect a resolution within 48 hours. Reference number 69420
8 ApevonTarskin 2016-03-09
Good work, u/Mouthful_of_cum
6 AntsCamera 2016-03-09
I used to run panera bread, and me and the vice president would play a game where we would kick niggers out of our stores and give them fake coupons for Popeyes chicken.
5 Vanderheim 2016-03-09
This place has become really weird man.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-09
We don't know how much longer we have left on this place. We're going to get real weird with it.
4 ApevonTarskin 2016-03-09
I think this is a genius idea. Imagine how flummoxed people would be to see an r/PaneraEmployees subreddit in the top 100.
1 SGFTI 2016-03-09
I definitely didn't just create that subreddit.
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-2 ApevonTarskin 2016-03-09
Good work bro. Now let's let it die.
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-09
I feel obligated to eat at Panera a few times a year in the same way Anthony feels obligated to secretly donate to white supremacist organizations like Stormfront and Brother Joe's bank account.
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3 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-09
Here we go. Now what does it mean?
3 kalirizian 2016-03-09
Panera menu in the side bar.
1 DannyFromTheShow 2016-03-09
Jokes on you, pal. This already was a Panera employee sub.
2 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-09
http://www.indeed.com/forum/cmp/Panera-Bread.html
2 herpacin 2016-03-09
I suggest we give blowjobs to the first 500 patrons at the nearest location to celebrate.
2 KittenStealer 2016-03-09
So who else is tired of making salads??? Our store never has enough time between doing the morning dough and salad prepping.
2 joomommyhappy 2016-03-09
anybody else been told to push the ciabattas, or is my manager just a ciabatta freak?
1 MershComic 2016-03-09
Now that we are officially at 526: Who do I talk to about requesting PTO?
1 muffin-cunt 2016-03-09
I'm not subscribed to either. Can someone explain this situation to me please?
0 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-09
Upvoted.
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14 ArkL 2016-03-09
I just wanna talk about breadbowls faggot.
-3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-09
no it wont
4 CCRed95 2016-03-09
somebody's a sour egg today
1 crazymuffin147 2016-03-09
More like sourdough cocksuckahhhhhhhh
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-09
my internet opinions come from a place of zero emotion. but do you prefer to be surrounded entirely by yes-men? I know how much you probably say you hate hypocrites so surely you dont mind hearing a few differing opinions, no?
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6 CCRed95 2016-03-09
its a selfpost dipshit. he doesnt get karma
1 blacknwhitelitebrite 2016-03-09
Doesn't it count as comment karma, though?
4 CCRed95 2016-03-09
nope, text only posts (selfposts) dont count for anything
2 agentpeckah 2016-03-09
and those other posts do?
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4 CCRed95 2016-03-09
http://i.imgur.com/xUmAjM6.gif
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5 Aemon12 2016-03-09
It is a picture of the big gaping asshole
2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-09
If you like trains, make like lady di's husband.
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2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-09
0/10, lacks effort, uninspired
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1 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-09
Look up the reference, stupid.
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1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-09
I can go lower: Let me hop aboard the 1985 Anthony impersonation delorean to nowhere
HOO HOO