Our Favorite Girl Is Officially Off The Market..

0  2016-03-09 by [deleted]

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i only looked at the photos. What illness does Howard have? Fuck he looks worse than Ant.

Being an old Jew.

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Keven informed the audience that Howard's wife Beth Stern helped him pick out the engagement ring and that he plans on asking for her help in planning the wedding, too. Only Beth, Howard, Maria's parents, and Maria's publicist knew that Keven planned on proposing during her Stern Show appearance.

"HooHoo I aaaah invented proposing to Maria Menudous, Robin HooHoo!"

Didn't Joe Piscopo do this with Kimberly?

Keven? What a dog shit name.

Nice pre-planned bit. The mention of Beth " I don't plan to use my relationship with Howard to get famous" Ostrosky was so cute. And the mention of the pre-nups prepared by Legal Zoom was so adorable as well. Turn a proposal into a commercial.

And looking at that pic of Stern and Maria how does Stern think he's fooling anyone with that wig at this point? Greying beard but totally jet black mop of hair, that's believable. The plastic surgery is pretty damn obvious too. Retire please you jewish ghoul. Bad enough you went from the bad boy of radio to a sweet caring man but now you are just hanging on long past your pull date.

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Stern has to work in every sponsor mention he can get and also get his trophy wife's name in there as well. And I bet you Beth didn't have to sign a pre-nup because she had her own "career and money" before she married Howard so of course she'd never dream of taking him to the cleaners when they divorce. I remember laughing at him plugging her merchandise when they were dating after saying how she was making it on her own and didn't want his name and show to help her.

"Well Maria I want you to make me the happiest man on earth and to do that I had our pre-nups drawn up by the experts at Legal Zoom and Beth Stern helped me pick out the engagement ring at Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry. And Beth will be helping me plan our wedding with the help of Ted's Proposal, Engagement and Wedding Emporium!!!

ME: She should've given me the exclusive!

Anthony needs to get with whoever makes Howard's wigs.

She's an annoying cunt with an even more annoying laugh.

Forgot ALL about that laugh, man!

I thought our new favorite girl was Sue

She married a Thunderbirds puppet

Is her jaw permanently fused open?

who?

What does she do? I only know of her butt

Dumb whore.

Too old for me anyway.