BlackFyre89, why don't you just take a seat right over there for a moment.

1  2016-03-09 by [deleted]

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See here folks: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/49xlky/some_retard_actually_messaged_me_this/

((His original post below, which he promptly deleted (I would too if I'd ever looked this stupid. I could imagine the pit stains. Did you actually make a separate account for this?))

Uh oh spaghettios /u/blackfyre89 feels a quiet sense of panic around here. There's no doubt in his mind he is surrounded by basement dwelling NEETS every time he comes here. He's just loving this right now. Brandon is a quiet kid, he's a 27 year old Christian-raised "Free Thinker" from North Carolina. He looooves video game emulators [#1] ---> #2, internet dating, Asian Pokemen-esque games and Thai girls. Young ones. In fact, Brandon has something in common with Anthony, he's been messaging an alarmingly young looking thai girl named @yu_divine quite often on Twitter. Except he's the one doing the catfishing... Brandon really has a WILD life on the internet. He even pretends to be a young boy from England so he can satiate his deep seeded need for young Asian middle school poon. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/512334115761577984 And away we go... https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89 Brandon's school girl internet girlfriend from Bangtan: https://twitter.com/yu_divine In his spare time, Brandon likes to play the role of a young gamer lover boy from the UK so he can half-catfish his young Thai princess and undoubtedly get his "urges" met https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/515853432541179904 ayyy go get em big guy https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/583229669341847552 awww Bran Bran UR SO CUTE ;) ;) https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/582828706307182592 HEYYYY WHOA Brandon did you just ask a young Thai school girl to join you in cutting yourself for a One Direction band member? That seems a bit fucked up! He used to be a self proclaimed loser emo musician in his younger days: http://www.youthink.com/lost_in_hell He's a pretty laidback guy. Video games are "pretty much his life." http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Blackfyre89 http://origin.xboxlivescore.com/profile/blackfyre89 GUYS HE'S GOING TO BE MORE ACTIVE ON INTERNET POKEMON SOON DON'T WORRY http://safaricode.com/users/Blackfyre89 .... and now this is where it gets fun http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714 http://w3ww.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714 This is dumb. And i swear i only have the best of intentions add me on snap chat or just ask what you want to know. Is it me or is the selection what disinterest me? Since @yu_divine is all the way over there in Bangatan and maaaaan like the laws would get in the way and shit, /u/blackfyre89 is making due ##here in the states baby http://lovely-thai-lady.com/members/newlife0352/ For some reason this guy has a weird UK fetish, here he is AGAIN trollingrandom low profile .eu dating sites http://date4me.eu/members/search/zipcode_search_result/zipcode_search/zipcode_search/page/731/ http://aviationdating.com/members/ALL/page/1096/ Don't miss those singles mixers Brandon! They're all guaranteed legal! https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16153157.aspx https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16181412.aspx NOTE: If you are over 18, Brandon's kik is BlackFyre89. If you are under 18, Brandon's kik is Someone_Special_77 Seriously all jokes aside Brandon, this was a little messed up to find.

He actually thought he got me. Lel. I wish I lived in England, I'd get so much tart pussy.

AHAHHAHHAHAHAH. Kill yourself. Now

Needless capitals and saying "kill yourself" isn't very effective at getting your point across.. Hang on, my bro Anthony is on the phone....lol.

Neither is being a humorless faggot, doesn't seem to stop you...

Ironyyyyy.

Awww, she doesn't understand irony.

Irony is calling someone a humorless faggot while, in-fact, being a humorless faggot. I think I understand it completely.

It seems to me you love Anthony. But you are also an actual retard. If you read through my comments you'd know that I love Ant and never shit on him. You definitely picked the wrong person go at. As I have never went against Ant or Joe... But you still seem like an actual retard.

All I see is "blah, blah, blah, I'm a massive cock mongling faggot" It'll be okay. "You definitely picked the wrong person go at." LOL Are you sure you're not Joe Cumia?