Fuck, Marry, Kill: Opie, Anthony & Jim-

0  2016-03-09 by FaggotBannedKeith

8 comments

I'd Kill Anthony at dignitas in Switzerland just to put him out of his misery thats for sure. He doesn't deserve a Doug Stanhopes mother style exit

Fuck Opie, because I will never have a chance to fuck someone with tits that luscious again, marry Jim, to hear the inside scoop on how shitty Opie is every day after the show, and kill Anthony, because I want to see his parasitic friends and brother struggle to survive without a host to leech off of. Also, he's sort of a cunt.

I'd titty fuck Opie, marry Ant and kill myself with Ants gun, hopefully surrounded by enough suspicion to frame him for homicide.

Jimmy gets the compound.

Thank you for taking care of our sweet boy.

Marry Jimmy because I can be his edging buddy and also someone that will physically assault him whenever he starts to pontificate. Fuck Anthony for a free iPad and a ride in that sweet jag. Kill Opie because he has no redeeming qualities and I still thoroughly hate him with every fiber of my being.

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Kill Transthony, fuck Jim, marry Gregg for the money.

So what you're asking is "Fuck or Marry: Ant & Jimmy"

Fuck Jimmy (for his pleasure) Marry Opie (For his money, like Lynsi) Kill(ed) myself (By having sex with HIV Jimmy)