Rich Roll.
Goddamit.

Rich: Never gonna give you up. Bonnie: I wish you would, Rich.

Me: That's hilarious!

Ah, the great Rich Vos. Anthony always appreciated a man who would dox himself.

Vos would manage to put a "th" sound in doxx.

You mean the "sjch" sound

Yes.

'Louie Beans, He keeps doxxing me, John!'

i saw a rich vos plug in the comments for our /r/subredditdrama post and i died laughing

edit: https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/47wraj/anthony_cumia_has_words_with_his_former_fans_in/d0gopq8

Didja?

...no, I'm sorry. It doesn't even feel good to quote the show any more.

Does anyone remember laughter?

Hello exactly!

All I hear are faint sniffles.

I'm absolutely crying over here / Through your tears

Just watch the shells please.

I'm just now at the point where I can start listening to old clips again.

I can't right now. Ron and Fez all day and night for me baby.

I envy you. I just can't ignore Opie in the clips. Every little thing he says annoys me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-Y7MAASkg

Hey that's me

Alright, we saw. You needy prick.

You should np that link. This sub has already gotten into trouble for "vote brigading."

Oh shit yea good call man, fixed.

I wish they'd make a /r/subredditsimulator bot for us. I'd love to see the results.

what is it? the "what is this sub" description is tldr

It's a lot of bots trying to imitate human speech by copying tiny bits from a subreddit. Each of the big subreddits has its own bot.

By taking comments verbatim from its users? Or like lexical and syntactic analytics? If its the first one it wouldnt be that hard

Nah, it's called a markov chain. It takes the most used words and tries to make sentences with them.

An example from this sub would sound like: Gregshells takes shot at doxxing tranny fucker tranny fucker bruised. Danni ribs if we don't panera bread. worm smash chippah.

ahhahah how can we make this happen

I don't really know. Someone has to message the mods. I'll do it once I get to a computer. Though if one of the mods here would message them, it would probably add legitimacy to the request.

im a C/C++/C# .net stack programmer, would we just need to reddit APIs with oauth2 or something to get data incoming?

I have no idea what any of that means.

Penus

Message sent. Now we wait. Edit. http://imgur.com/BGc9oP8 I guess that's a success.

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I'm doxxing her!

He's doxxing me Jschon!

You wanna buy a doxxer...door?

comic16

Dosching? What are you a dog or sumpthin?

-Chip Vos

comic630

Louie! Beanchss!

well... if you put it like that...

Knock it off spade!

Fucking Vos roll. Should have seen it coming. Sneaky Jew propaganda.

hearschdating

Is that when fags touch their dicks together?

You fawkin cock sucka!

You slushy voiced cocksucker. How low is too low?

Remember when Rich went off on a guy that posted something about him on WackBag I think it was. The guy's name was KidAfrica or something and Rich kept calling him KidNig. Rich had a ton of nigger jokes during that segment.

That was hilarious.

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Is this the new thing now?

Goddamnit

Never thought rich would come out on top of these scumfucks

"I 100% supporth Anth if he wantsch to dosch any and all of te people thalkin schith to him. Justh hear me outh"

and I'm dodgin' huhr.

tsss. black box..what he flying a plane or something...

TL;DR. Upvoted.

Sir, it's not about that. It's not about Rich's great stand up and two chances to see it. We're talking about Ant, not Ticketmaster as another way of getting tickets.

:)

shiiiit doxx me nigga ill doxx u right back!

Fuck you.

You got me so bad.

fuck you!

Goddamnit Vos.

You wanna buy a doxxer...door?

Oh shit yea good call man, fixed.

ahhahah how can we make this happen