What Life Lessons can Anthony learn from his failures and teach us after he completely self destructs, loses everything and becomes a motivational speaker?

3  2016-03-08 by [deleted]

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When you lose a multi million dollar gig working 20 hours a week in an air conditioned studio, get drunk.

When your co worker of 30 years has a disagreement with you, get drunk and make t-shirts

When you get exposed for fucking trannies, get drunk and spend the next week denying it and threatening to ruin peoples lives over it, thus showing you dont care.

Don't mix Bud Lite with racism?

If you want to show someone how little they mean to you, spend hours repeatedly explaining it to them with exaggerated laughter and insults.

Don't be an alcoholic piece of shit

It's not nice to hit girls

Ants too frail to survive hitting bottom