This mornings diatribe proves that Anthony Cumia is not in show business anymore.
70 2016-03-08 by [deleted]
He's just one of us. A fan peering through the bars of celebrity. We should go easy on him if he can admit it. He want's to be down here with us, flinging shit at people. It's fun and he's jealous. He needs to lose his money first unfortunately.
42 comments
26 Popblawo 2016-03-08
Ahhhhh he's pulling a Frank Reynolds is he?
12 Nickbennettc 2016-03-08
He is slowly devolving into Frank Reynolds, isn't he?
16 Popblawo 2016-03-08
Pretty soon hell be digging through the sweet sweet trash and boiling denim under the bridge.
12 PiggyFork 2016-03-08
Joe have you seen my toe knife?
3 Popblawo 2016-03-08
How often do you think ant botches his toe job
8 PiggyFork 2016-03-08
With those Katharine Hepburn hands? Twice a month.
7 cakehornnigga 2016-03-08
"Ahhh botched toe! That's a botch job!"
9 WiretapStudios 2016-03-08
Maybe, but Frank still has a gun
8 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-03-08
In other ways, he's more of a Mac type
3 Popblawo 2016-03-08
I was thinking that too, it's like if Mac got old and made a bunch of money and turned into Frank.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-03-08
Brother Joe is mac, Opie is Dennis, Jim is a McPoyle.
5 Popblawo 2016-03-08
BOBO is a mcpoyle for sure.
2 ImDickJustice 2016-03-08
Stangles are McPoyles.
2 D357 2016-03-08
Won't see them no more.
1 Ramoooone 2016-03-08
nah opie is mac because of how deluded they both are, jimmy is charlie because they're both degenerates, and ant is dennis without the good looks
4 ChipChippersontss 2016-03-08
Jimmy is Charlie, "success" is the waitress. It fits.
3 saabotaged 2016-03-08
The CUMIA system
Con Underage Misses Into Anal
2 D357 2016-03-08
Misters
1 Popblawo 2016-03-08
(Applause)
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-03-08
Dennis isn't that good looking. The point is he's a narcissist. You write your O&A/IASIP fanfic your way, I'll right mine my way.
1 Ramoooone 2016-03-08
yeah but dennis has too much charm to be opie
but who cares tbh
1 [deleted] 2016-03-08
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1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-03-08
Fuck you cunt I already have the first chapter written. I'm not changing it now.
1 Ramoooone 2016-03-08
TROLLED! ;)
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-03-08
I was thinking of Mac more because of the closeted gay and banging trannys part, but I guess any combination of those fucked up characters would work.
5 DannyFromTheShow 2016-03-08
Dr. Antis Toboggan
3 Popblawo 2016-03-08
He's got the AIDS!, FULL BLOWN!, AIDS BIG TIME!
3 [deleted] 2016-03-08
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2 Popblawo 2016-03-08
Let's not kid ourselves, ant's the aluminum monster, never got laid and always made fun of in high school than as a grown man, tries desperately to make up for it by fucking anything under 21. But they're always using him. Always.
15 chippersonlyle 2016-03-08
He is constantly trying to mention Opies show on the hopes of getting on the radar. "They are attacking my show and opies and we are successful!". He knows Opies making the big money now and he's jealous as fuck.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-08
I've been saying this a lot lately, but he's doing all this to get back in the Opsters good graces. I think something happened, some kind of breakthrough between them and Ant knows if he can attack us or try to shut us down, he can bring that to Opie.
1 EastSideDan 2016-03-08
He's gonna be piss broke soon after the criminal case and the eventual civil lawsuit and he's going to have to shut down the abortion that was TACN.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-08
How much better this could have turned out for Tranth if he only just started a podcast. A laptop and some mics.
13 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-03-08
Anymore? He wasn't in it to begin with. Radio personalities aren't really famous in any real way. They get their cocks rubbed by having some desperate celebrities looking for cheap exposure, but let's not imagine that anybody gives a shit who O&A were even in their prime, much less today.
4 Lobstrich 2016-03-08
Peckas
3 Leofan7 2016-03-08
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
0 ChippusMaximus 2016-03-08
yep, goes for guys like Stern too.
1 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-08
Well -- I mean Stern was a genuine A-lister during his heyday; people gave a shit who he was and he was for-real famous. He's even still kind of a B-lister now, although he's greatly diminished.
Still, diminished though he may be, I guarantee you that at least 10x as many people know who Howard Stern is than who know either Opie or Anthony (or both).
4 kevin121312 2016-03-08
Didn't his basement show prove that?
4 KasWheel 2016-03-08
We laugh at you = they're laughing at me, I better say THEY'RE the ones being laughed at.
2 Sicboy69 2016-03-08
People who are actually in show business have a PR person or team that keep their client off of reddit.
0 bellboy1973 2016-03-08
No he's Dee, disliked, unwanted and unfuckable.
2 Skivsamlaren 2016-03-08
The bird or Deez nuts? Sorry.
-2 bellboy1973 2016-03-08
🙃