This mornings diatribe proves that Anthony Cumia is not in show business anymore.

70  2016-03-08 by [deleted]

He's just one of us. A fan peering through the bars of celebrity. We should go easy on him if he can admit it. He want's to be down here with us, flinging shit at people. It's fun and he's jealous. He needs to lose his money first unfortunately.

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Ahhhhh he's pulling a Frank Reynolds is he?

He is slowly devolving into Frank Reynolds, isn't he?

Pretty soon hell be digging through the sweet sweet trash and boiling denim under the bridge.

Joe have you seen my toe knife?

How often do you think ant botches his toe job

With those Katharine Hepburn hands? Twice a month.

"Ahhh botched toe! That's a botch job!"

Maybe, but Frank still has a gun

In other ways, he's more of a Mac type

I was thinking that too, it's like if Mac got old and made a bunch of money and turned into Frank.

Brother Joe is mac, Opie is Dennis, Jim is a McPoyle.

BOBO is a mcpoyle for sure.

Stangles are McPoyles.

Won't see them no more.

nah opie is mac because of how deluded they both are, jimmy is charlie because they're both degenerates, and ant is dennis without the good looks

Jimmy is Charlie, "success" is the waitress. It fits.

The CUMIA system

Con Underage Misses Into Anal

Misters

(Applause)

Dennis isn't that good looking. The point is he's a narcissist. You write your O&A/IASIP fanfic your way, I'll right mine my way.

yeah but dennis has too much charm to be opie

but who cares tbh

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Fuck you cunt I already have the first chapter written. I'm not changing it now.

TROLLED! ;)

I was thinking of Mac more because of the closeted gay and banging trannys part, but I guess any combination of those fucked up characters would work.

Dr. Antis Toboggan

He's got the AIDS!, FULL BLOWN!, AIDS BIG TIME!

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Let's not kid ourselves, ant's the aluminum monster, never got laid and always made fun of in high school than as a grown man, tries desperately to make up for it by fucking anything under 21. But they're always using him. Always.

He is constantly trying to mention Opies show on the hopes of getting on the radar. "They are attacking my show and opies and we are successful!". He knows Opies making the big money now and he's jealous as fuck.

I've been saying this a lot lately, but he's doing all this to get back in the Opsters good graces. I think something happened, some kind of breakthrough between them and Ant knows if he can attack us or try to shut us down, he can bring that to Opie.

He's gonna be piss broke soon after the criminal case and the eventual civil lawsuit and he's going to have to shut down the abortion that was TACN.

How much better this could have turned out for Tranth if he only just started a podcast. A laptop and some mics.

Anymore? He wasn't in it to begin with. Radio personalities aren't really famous in any real way. They get their cocks rubbed by having some desperate celebrities looking for cheap exposure, but let's not imagine that anybody gives a shit who O&A were even in their prime, much less today.

cocks

Peckas

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

yep, goes for guys like Stern too.

Well -- I mean Stern was a genuine A-lister during his heyday; people gave a shit who he was and he was for-real famous. He's even still kind of a B-lister now, although he's greatly diminished.

Still, diminished though he may be, I guarantee you that at least 10x as many people know who Howard Stern is than who know either Opie or Anthony (or both).

Didn't his basement show prove that?

We laugh at you = they're laughing at me, I better say THEY'RE the ones being laughed at.

People who are actually in show business have a PR person or team that keep their client off of reddit.

No he's Dee, disliked, unwanted and unfuckable.

The bird or Deez nuts? Sorry.

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