/u/anthonycumiashow posting on various threads at 6AM, going full retard

175  2016-03-08 by clucker220

You dumb fucks don't realize how small your little Reddit world is? 99.9 % of people watching my show or listening to O&J don't even know about your shitty Reddit subs. That's why we laugh at you without worry.


You think Reddit has anything to do with my subs? You fuckers are so delusional! You're not even a tiny fraction of my audience. You really think you are! Lol! What a load of dumb cunts!!!!


You think you assholes mean anything fa la la la, you still pay attention every day fa la la la...you morons are the joke fa la la la, you mean nothing to my shows fa la la la....haha, you HAVE to see how insignificant you are to TACS or O&J right?


You idiots really think you matter!!!?? Hahaha!! I'm "frothing"? Holy shit! You fuckers are hilarious. Sure, I'll read this but it's a joke. Why would anyone care about a few dozen morons obsessively posting about me every day? You don't see that you're the joke? This sub is insignificant.


The slightest effort can take this shit sub down. There are Reddit rules you have to adhere to. You can't touch my shows but this sub is staying up for as long as I want it to be. 😆


29 posts here? Hahaha!!!! Subs not happy!!??? You dummies are a joke! Your sub means nothing to my shows. What self important assholes!! We are all laughing at you shit heads.


Yeah, no one gets fired for posting racist, sexist, homophobic shit online. Holy shit, you guys could be the dumbest online fuckers I've seen in 20 yrs.


Ok Rupert Pupkin. Come to my house this weekend, we'll go over your work.


Why respond than? He's trying to hide behind O&J's much larger core audience. They have nothing to do with your network. Not even a tiny fraction of HIS audience? LOL. Why don't you just show us the numbahs then, /u/anthonycumiashow? Just tick the "show current viewers" -box next time you're on.

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See Anthony, this is what you might call "bitch shit"...

The irony of him acting like a teenage girl online.

Not ironic at all, that's what got this cunt fired in the first place. Can't wait to read his obituary.

The irony is that he's acting like a teenage girl online which has gotten him catfished at least twice now.

I think that Boy Names Sue cum bath really got to him.

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Congrats fellas, we own real estate in his boring brain.

*wet brain.

Real estate with an ocean view

His brain is now pickled

I thought the black community owned most of the real estate in that area? That's really going to hurt the market.

I'm not a fan of this new Anthony.

I'd like to quote Anthony on this."When someone says they don't care, they so care.*

Cue Jimmys I Dont Care song.

That's actually Kevin Meaney

Is there a difference between 2016 Jimmy and Kevin Meaney?

Kevin Meaney had a successful career in comedy once.

Kevin spits.

Ant went along with it. Point still stands.

Anthony would go along with anything. Any lie or misrepresentation of the truth. "Did we get fired on purpose from Boston? Sure, if opie said it, then I'll just agree. Opie told a joke that doesn't make any sense? Laugh laugh laugh"

I think Ant needs to GET OOOOVA IT

The difference is that Kevin Meaney actually didn't care.

this ant hate is really starting to just feel like generic brand opie hate. so many people said the same exact thing about him when he said greggshells didnt bother him.

HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM!

He's laughing a lot with exclamation points so I can tell he isn't fazed by us.

He says he can have the sub shut down anytime he wants. He's obviously bothered by this place but he'd rather make an ass of himself posting a bunch of retarded nonsense here than just have it shut down. Doesn't make any sense.

He should pay off the mods to shut down this sub. He has the money unlike Luis. I can negotiate on behalf of the mods for a small fee.

Why would he do that when he says he has the means to legitimately shut down the sub.

I just want to cash out bro

Why not? Jimmy is. The "Flexible Funding 60k keeid. "

"I don't care....I don't care..."

The babblings of a fossilized pedophile.

Alcoholism + Delusion = Meltdown

I think having his guns taken away really affected him. He carried in his own god damn house lounging in his underwear and a holster waiting for blacks to show up. He must feel so naked and vulnerable

How great would it be if a bunch of black men broke into his house now that he has no guns.

I didn't know how much I wanted this until right now.

The knock knock game

They would break into his house, beat him up, throw him in the corner, rob his house, and before they left, Dani would walk in and fuck them all in front of him.

I'll bet he had Keith spending the night every night to protect him

maybe he reverted back to the rapier or scimitar or whatever the fuck faggot ren-fair bullshit he used to brag about before he got all his guns

rapier or scimitar or whatever the fuck...

Thought you were gonna say whatever the fuck they use in Siria

Remember when he used to bring his 'Go bag' to work? He had so little going on, he decided to prepare for the apocalypse. Finding excuses to buy things in the hope it fills up some time between drinking and sleeping. In the words of Ordell Robbie: "Your ass used to be beautiful."

The post with the "fa la la..." definitely put things into that category if they weren't already.

Do you think he started using Emojis to seem less old to the 12 year old girls he messaged online?

Worked for me. :3

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

There's nothing more ghoulish than a man in his 60s using emojis.

I was still sleeping when Anthony the drunk Santa came around and graciously gifted us with many classic repetitive lines such as "this sub doesn't effect either show!!" "We're all laughing at you!!" I wonder how it feels to get out of court, then post black crime statistics. Get drunk, take some pills and stay up til 6am commenting on Reddit alone in a mansion. Waking up at 1pm and realize you hit your girlfriend and got your guns taken away wasn't a strange dream.

*McMansion

It's a pretty nice McMansion though. My friend who is a high school teacher in the ghetto and his wife who works at a bank inside of a supermarket have a nearly identical house and it's adorable.

Bullshit. They have a 5 bedroom in a upper class Long Island neighbourhood?

I'm not from Jew York. Is Long Island supposed to mean something special to me? Is that like Beverly Hills for white trash?

New York real estate is notoriously expensive.

What's a McMansion? Is it like the suburb equivalent for millionaires?

He won't remember being here until somebody calls in on his show and brings it up today.

Then there are the figments of his imagination: by "we're all laughing at you" he means him and the voices in his head. The doxx threats were not actually to an employee of Panera bread but some bread at Panera bread. Also, he doesn't know he was actually talking to himself in that video in an empty "studio" with no viewers.
This is a man who an arsenal of assault rifles. In all seriousness, a man who rants for years about responsible gun use, went to great lengths to obtain a conceal permit, belongs in a straight (ha) jacket very recently was armed to the teeth.

/u/anthonycumiashow shut it down and we start another. And another. And another. Each time your pathetic "i don't care waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa" will get funnier a 5 second search on twitter and someone will be promoting a new sub for us to use. You know that right?

I'm actually pretty excited to see what hilarious names will be made for the fallout subs. DO IT TRANTHONY

We should all migrate to /r/panera

r/Tranthony

Fawwk Yahhhh

Anthony please, you're making your father upset!

LOOK HOW NOT BOTHERED I AM!!!!

He wanted to let us know that we don't matter and how much he doesn't get bothered by us at 6am in the morning. Haha! I think we struck a nerve with exposing his love for tranny cock. Why else would he still obsess over reddit like this?

At least it's not 4am this time.

I think 6AM is worse, not better.

He isn't up at dawn to go for a jog.

More then likely he passed out around 4. Had a huge bud light fart that woke him up, decided to check reddit, before he passed out again

I miss Lady Di

:(

Keep Dawn out of this, she's a civilian.

Woah! A Rupert Pupkin line! He's still coming out with fresh new zingers, I see.

Remember when he was left standing in the Sirius lobby

good times brah, good times...

That's hard to do when the movie came out in 1983.

Did you hear Nancy Reagan died? Can't wait until that Ronnie impression from Anth.

BABY!

Ok WHO exactly is laughing at us? Lonely Jim Norton who fills the void in his soul with hog and celeb autographs? Needy psychopath Gavin? Manservant Keith!? His fucking brother!? The fat guys who play cards at his house and drool over his twenty year old heroin chic fallout pussy? Who?

Exactly, I don't want to be liked by anyone in that crew & I find it funny if those miscreates are laughing.

Somebody sure has their follicles in a knot this morning.

Individually placed, that is

Good thing he's learned so much from overreacting and getting fired in July 2014 for the same types of meltdowns.

He has nothing left to lose.

"...Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences!

On this one!

And on that one!"

The most retarded aspect of Anthony is that he equates what he does & his career with Reddit as if Reddit is an individual person trying to make it in the entertainment industry.

He's fighting back like he's fighting a person. This sub is many people from many different walks of life. Some may check here once a month & some may check the way other people check Facebook. But there is no stakes for any of us. If this Reddit is closed, it won't affect any of our lives as much as if a TV show we like was cancelled. It's just an insane rationalization of the situation that Anthony has come up with

"This sub is many people from many different walks of life"

Like upper management of Panera Bread or sumpthing?

I've ignored all the bullshit on Reddit and visit these subs for good old clips. I love Ant, his movie references, I've subscribed to his network, day one, still watch regularly. Ever since he beat up that rodent woman his show has been garbage, but I poke in and watch moments, hopeful. His recent comments on this site have brought me to the conclusion that he's fucked. Thanks bud, I had unconditional love, you're too far gone. I gotta get back to work, these bagels don't toast themselves!

"that rodent woman" is the best description of Dani that I've ever seen.

He's going full Jack Torrance.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

All work and no gay make Trant a dull boy.

not doing the song right fa la la la, cant start by saying "you" every time fa la la la

(4 la's)

dont want to fight fa la la la la he does it both ways la la la la like ants recent sexual experiences fa la la la

This fucking asshole is the gift that keeps on giving.

Please Ant, post more.

This slow trainwreck of self sabotage is entertaining as fuck, and Opie owes you a bottle of Black Label for not only taking the heat off of him, but making him look like less of an asshole than you and contradicting this sub.

You see Anthony, we liked you until you turned into Opie Junior with your bitch shit.

Doxxing,and threatening to shut us down.

You got your wish baby boy, your sympathetic fan sub shut down because of your behavior.

Not even being funny, go to rehab, a 6 month inpatient, you need it.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Awww he's using emojis now. How adorable/pathetic

He learned that from Sue Lightning.

She should teach him how to grow some balls.

fawkin home run

he lost me when he started bashing chicks... i like cool calm calculated savagery not knee jerk alcohol/drug fuelled anger. ahboo Cumia, you made us, full circle muddafuka

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He's going full Metzger.

When Metzger said that he enjoys fighting with online people, and that it doesn't bother him, I believed him. When Trant says it doesn't, I do not believe him.

That's because he's not hoovering cocaine off a tiny mirror between posts.

Totes ButtKurt

This is gayer than getting fucked by Sue.

That's Anthony's account, Than left the show years ago.

I love how he peppers his arguments with exaggerated numbers. Like some form of voodoo where if he throws them in there it will make them true:

You're not even a tiny fraction of my audience.

99.9 % of people watching my show

a few dozen morons obsessively posting about me every day?

And his attempts to make us feel like we're wasting our time:

We are all laughing at you shit heads.

You don't see that you're the joke?

That's why we laugh at you without worry.

you HAVE to see how insignificant you are to TACS or O&J right?

It's lost on him that by posting his frantic messages here he showing us how much power this sub has. The content of what he's saying is drowned out by the fact that he's up at 6 AM attacking us.

He's so edgy man!!!

LOL He says he can get this subreddit taken down easily. Do you know how easy it is to get his tiwtter taken down now that twitter has relied on SJW's for reporting "offensive speech" as a bannable offense?

Good point, we can easily move subs. If he had to get a new twitter today he'd be lucky to get as many followers as baldopie, he would be devastated because his twitter is half of his lonely life.

Remember how much he would bash and berate lady di for drinking alone at 7-8am? He's at the very least just as bad and there's only an hour or two difference between when they get shitfaced alone. At least Lady Di got to bed and woke up at a civilized hour.

99.9 % of people watching my show or listening to O&J don't even know about your shitty Reddit subs

I love how the drowning man is trying to cling to the show he threw under the bus mercilessly for support. O&J sucks but let's be honest, they have 1000x the listeners conservatively. Tranth has no connections to that show anymore and when he was shitcanned 3 tards showed up to protest.

Also there's 550 people here so multiply that by 99.9 and that's how many subscribers he has? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm embarrassed, I can't watch TACS anymore these days and I am a paying subscriber.

Cancel that shit bro i wanna see the look of disappointment on his face when he finds out you cant actually buy booze and lotto tickets with food stamps like he thinks

Prepaid for a year, its up in the Summer though and doubt I renew

If you cancel they just refund the remaining amount, whatever the time works out to be, to your credit card. At least that's what they were doing about a year ago.

Really?! That would be great. Thanks, I need to check

What a wonderful gift this morning

Ban pls

But freedoms of peach.

Lulz > freedom

That's not a bad idea. He is very disruptive and has no respect for reddit's rules.

Who is Rupert Pupkin?

In assuming someone who, like ant, peaked in the 60s.

enough with the rupert pupkin references old faggot

Dude fucked himself. Went after the people who he needs to pay his bills. I'd lose my shit too. Can you imagine how many dicks you'd have to suck to keep your mansion? More than just a few.

I seen him!

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

You can't say "this doesn't affect me" without it looking like it affects you. Even if it actually doesn't bother him and isn't hurting his business, now everyone fucking with anthony will go twice as hard.

Smooth move ex-lax.

Ant is so embarassing.

This is so on the nose, it sounds like something someone would say who hacked his account.

I think he is right about the vast majority of fans of both shows don't even know what reddit is. But it is hilarious how it still has such a big impact on all of their lives. Why do they pay attention to this shit so much?

My favorite part of all this was reading the description of yesterdays show, it was written up as "trolling the trolls". I reiterate, not "feeding the trolls", but "trolling the trolls".

LOL. I hope this pathetic beer and xanax meltdown is part of his upcoming hit reality show he was teasing before he beat up the club owners kid.

What a loon.

What he doesn't realize is that if for whatever reason he was able to shut this sub down, it would be the ultimate win for everyone here, and he would forever be mocked and made fun of for it. So go ahead Anthony, by all means shut this place down! (even though you can't do that, you dumb motherfucker).

i might have to tap out of this anthony thing. i feel like i'm being trolled somehow.

i don't like it

why the fuck does he even come here? he should give zero shits about this sub. holy fuck he is losing me with this shit and i am still a subscriber.

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Ohhhh I get it now. So saying something is insignificant and that "I don't care", "you think I care?" means exactly that and not the opposite. Right fellas? Thanks for setting me "straight", Anth.

His Internet podcast has nothing to do with the largest site on the Internet?

I don't know if he should be bragging

cue the " I don't care" clip.

It's funny how when Howie said he didn't care, Ant said that by just saying it meant he did...

I still say there is something fucked up with a 60 year old man who uses emojis

I want to support Ant.. but this is weird.

I guess I'll just support the Bonfire now.

Full retard indeed

I'm sure we'll all feel real bad about this when we read the headline about his suicide.

Looks like she needs a few drinks before she is willing to come in here swinging for the fences. Need some liquid courage before you engage the community here /u/anthonycumiashow ya fucking pussy boy?

He's like 5 months from shooting himself

This is actually the only logical (and hilarious) conclusion to this drama

you know, i've never really felt the need or desire to shit on his network because I figure it just is what it is and that's what he can do with the situation he got into. The old show is dead and I don't really expect all that I used to from Ant, opie, or Jim.

But, there is no objective observer that could possibly say that Anthony knows how to use the internet responsibly. Every step he takes online results in him being severely punished and it mostly stems from thinking that he can act like an anonymous user instead of a public figure whose job depends upon how his audience perceives him.

He's incapable of modifying behavior that is detrimental to him. Before he was taken to court by one girl, he had quite a bit of money stolen from him by another. He's had many bad situations develop from being unwilling to find a girl that isn't his inferior and depends upon him for money. How many young doctors has anthony hooked up with? They exist in his preferred age range.... That would be zero. The man doesn't know when to stop playing with fire.

I can't believe I used to really like this guy.

Bravo fellas. It's like a real life videogame at this point...

The 3rd one is pretty fuckin funny.

It proves he reads everything here. LOL

Ant has taken plays right from Samcro Joe's handbook

Could he actually get the subreddit taken down? The "go fuck your sister" line looked a bit Freudian. He's just the guinea that keeps on giving (head to Sue).

Damn, I'm away from Reddit for a couple of weeks and come back to all this. This sub never disappoints.

To be fair, when you only have a few hundred subscribers, it's really easy for 99% of them to not have heard of this reddit.

Oh my goodness, Oh my gosh! I think he's gone #FullMcIntosh!

This was a man who had our ear, blew it, and instead of trying to get into our good graces, doubles down and attacks us. His subscriber base is barely in the thousands, and the people who work with him have to go out to LA to pitch a show because they need to "make more money". He's sabotaging himself all the way to the bitter end.

  1. Doesn't matter. We just enjoy each other's company. Takes low effort to post content. We're happy to entertain you and your pals :)
  2. People post the happenings and updates in OnA world and we just react however we do, bad or good.
  3. It's Four "La's" by the way.
  4. I think you're handling this incorrectly. Remember we adored you not too long ago. I actually didn't ever think this would happen to you.
  5. Well?? We're waiting! I specifically made this account to get banned and it never happens!
  6. I'm not sure how many subscribers you have. But I do hope you are at least breaking even. The better model is a free podcast with ads, maybe a patreon? or other paid support options. I have a feeling you are bleeding. Dunning–Kruger is in effect and you have nothing but enablers around you.
  7. We have the right to be retarded.
  8. I love that movie!

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/u/Anthonycumiashow how are you going to shut us down when you're the one threatening to dox people, which mind you is a violation of Reddits TOS.

99.9 percent of listeners don't know about this sub. 13,240 in this sub, or the .01 percent. So over 10 million people listen to him and OnJ.

Haha we don't matter but he is entirely obsessed with us at this point.

How many different, lengthy, time consuming ways did it take him to type out "You are all insignificant and I don't care!"

Stop trying to convince us you're unscathed, you affected, gotten to retard. We can smell the desperation in your exclamation points and denial of clear, obvious fact. All of us know you fucked a tranny, no matter how quickly you tried to erase evidence and sneak around. How does that feel? You look like a fucking wreck. At least try to get a tan.

You know how I can tell he DOES care?

You think you assholes mean anything fa la la la, you still pay attention every day fa la la la...you morons are the joke fa la la la, you mean nothing to my shows fa la la la....haha, you HAVE to see how insignificant you are to TACS or O&J right?

He typed this out to pretend he was so unaffected he could easily joke around. And yet, zero punchlines. There is no comedy here, he deadpan typed out every grievance he has with this place to get it off his chest. The Fa La La La song is a bit he helped invent and he can't even perform it properly, under pressure, as a tool to distract us from how badly he's panicking.

The ramblings of a mad man or a tweaker (so a mad man). He is like a severely mentally disabled Hitler.

As mentioned, likely a tweaker with delusions of grandeur. Exhibiting extreme paranoia, an obsessive fear of the reddit "community" that he threatens to cleanse. He is/will soon be spending the rest of his days confined, in his case to a padded cell with little exposure to daylight and ultimately commit suicide.

To be fair, Anthony did set himself apart in his taste for tranny cock.

You're not even a tiny fraction of my audience.

Ofcourse we are not. Who the fuck would listen to that shit?

Kurt's gone mad.

First off we aren't here to impress the world, just our little cloister of professional autists, socially awkward obsessives and Internet tough guys. We do this because the show we so desperately centered our lives around is gone. Now the only joy we get is assisting or instigating the destruction of anyone associated with show. We just want to watch the O&A world burn, in a big breasted (probably transexual) bonfire while we laugh it up. Do you think this mass of the spectrum can be reasoned with? Might as well argue with the wind, a very smelly and gay wind.

Jesus Christ. What the fuck happened to Anthony? This is such a bummer. I don't want to hate him but goddamn he's making it hard not to.

this is like when forums first got invented, and dudes would get trolled but handle it exactly like this. powerless, whiny, hot air. its 2016 step your internet game da fuck up son.

How can he call anybody else a Rupert Pupkin when he literally has a home studio that he has unlawfully confined people in??

Such a nice way to talk about the fans who supported him for the best part of 20 years.

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I think Mr. Cumia underestimates the power of this sub. It might be the .1% of his whole audience but the impact that it has is huge. He won't accept that but he knows it's true. It has been proven.

If I were him I'd just ignore it and move on, otherwise he's the most vulnerable and has more to lose.

For the love of God, Anth - Please make us love to hate you, and not hate to love you.

I think I am starting to feel bad for Anthony. I am going to go listen to Andrew Dice Gay on youtube and be reminded that he is still one of the funniest fuckers I have ever heard in my life. So he fucked a tranny, is slightly racist, and is somewhat of a hypocrite. SO WHAT.

Fucking a tranny: Nothing wrong with that, go for it.

Being slightly racist: A little shaky (no pun intended), but I can tolerate it as long the jokes are there.

Hypocrisy: Release the hounds!

The best part about it all is that he is right about you fucking losers. You all suck and wish you had the success or notoriety of anyone associated with the show. I'll still read your nonsense but don't pretend most of us aren't pieces of shit, some more than others obviously.

No I actually do quite well for myself and my family; this subreddit is a fraction of my entertainment and boy is it worth every second. Now I could be the only one but that would be very unlikely. Hopefully you will accept you are wrong, that your logic is shit and will stop defending Ant's hilarious meltdown.

You all suck and wish you had the success or notoriety of anyone associated with the show

You caught us. We all want the success and notoriety of Fred from Brooklyn, Big AAAAAA (he's the coolest), or any of the other big tubs of shit that Ant hangs out with.

Aww, poor Big A. He seems like a nice fella.

Haha I don't care about those losers and you know that. I'm talking about Opie, Any, Jimmy, Sam, hell even Erock or Travis.

you just listed off everyone that doesn't associate with Anthony anymore. what is your point?

Do you mean we wish we hit the lottery by sheer luck and became millionaires despite our abject laziness, inherent selfishness, lack of talent, lack of ability to adapt after the shock jock boom, delusions of grandeur, ability to gain a new audience, autism, mental retardation, homosexuality, pedophilia, alcoholism, bitch tits, bald heads, ugliness, lack of charisma and just all around shitiness?

Yes, I am jealous of their success in that regard.

*wet brain.

He says he can have the sub shut down anytime he wants. He's obviously bothered by this place but he'd rather make an ass of himself posting a bunch of retarded nonsense here than just have it shut down. Doesn't make any sense.

How great would it be if a bunch of black men broke into his house now that he has no guns.

He should pay off the mods to shut down this sub. He has the money unlike Luis. I can negotiate on behalf of the mods for a small fee.

"I don't care....I don't care..."

maybe he reverted back to the rapier or scimitar or whatever the fuck faggot ren-fair bullshit he used to brag about before he got all his guns

I miss Lady Di

:(

I thought the black community owned most of the real estate in that area? That's really going to hurt the market.

Remember when he used to bring his 'Go bag' to work? He had so little going on, he decided to prepare for the apocalypse. Finding excuses to buy things in the hope it fills up some time between drinking and sleeping. In the words of Ordell Robbie: "Your ass used to be beautiful."