Anyone else's store not getting enough broccoli cheddar soup?
138 2016-03-07 by ArkL
Hey fellow BreadHeads, store #504 here. Just wondering if anyone else's store wasn't receiving their normal amounts of broccoli cheddar. It's a hot item and I hate to see our valued customers disappointed.
51 comments
68 TheTigerDriver 2016-03-07
Store #438 here, store #504 can lick my balls.
62 ArkL 2016-03-07
How about you march up here and face the Fightin' 504? I'll shove my slip-proof work shoes up your mother's cunt.
18 joeybeans12 2016-03-07
Lady Di got mugged at store #504. It's in THAT part of town.
8 cajunjack55 2016-03-07
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!
23 TheTigerDriver 2016-03-07
Store #504 puts cum in the soup.
25 ArkL 2016-03-07
Now that I can't deny.
16 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-07
What time do you close tonight?
45 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-03-07
Out here at store #304 we have disbanded the broccoli cheddar soup because a elderly lady chocked on a larger piece of broccoli and our second shift manager Bruce tried to give her the heimlich maneuver and when that didn't work he gave her a tracheostomy with his pocket knife. It all turned out to be a misunderstanding and the lady was never choking she was just speaking Mandarin because she's Asian. Good O'L Bruce.
4 [deleted] 2016-03-07
lmao.
4 SirWallaceII 2016-03-07
so hard to find good help these days
2 Dannyprecise 2016-03-07
This is fucking hilarious
26 adolfin99 2016-03-07
I hear #504 is a popular gay cruising spot.
50 ArkL 2016-03-07
That's true! Just the other day a Moorish-looking gentleman came in asking for employee records. He mumbled something about blacks then left in a Jaguar with a transexual in the passenger seat.
15 Jackthejew 2016-03-07
That's weird. I work in store #385 (another gay hot spot) and someone showed up in a jaguar with a young lady and was mumbling about a knife fight he was late for.
-9 AngeloMacon 2016-03-07
There's maybe 10 people (or autistics) in the world who will get this, haha.
3 _sisyphus63_ 2016-03-07
There's tens of thousands of people on this sub, and except for bobo, everyone gets it
1 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-07
Ten of thousands*
1 AngeloMacon 2016-03-07
I'll concede that 17 people know.
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-07
Do you have any vacancies?
Will work for cum.
25 GRIZx 2016-03-07
It's cold out here.
17 FuckThisCompany 2016-03-07
"Well, go inside, nigga!"
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-07
Put on some mittens.
6 adolfin99 2016-03-07
taps toe under stall
1 blackirishlad 2016-03-07
I just have a very wide stance
6 FuckThisCompany 2016-03-07
I can confirm this.
7 TheTigerDriver 2016-03-07
This is absolutely untrue. We definitely won't be hanging out behind the restaurant blowing each other 9pm every Tuesday.
22 Mikekekeke 2016-03-07
Corporate is really fucking us.
1 bbjon113 2016-03-07
Corporate is REALLY unhappy with the store's new direction.
13 AssMcPlay 2016-03-07
lol breadheads
7 A_lad_insane_bowie 2016-03-07
Huge Bread Garrit fan here
7 FUSSY_PUCKER 2016-03-07
Paneranians.
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-07
the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs the meatballs
12 KDkid18 2016-03-07
There's a teamster strike, those trucks are still sitting on the docks, we all have to just bear with it until a new agreement is made.
5 rollmeonekenobi420 2016-03-07
lol
11 [deleted] 2016-03-07
Cant talk about what's happening at store number 257 right now because I'm busy jerking off into the mayo and sending out unsolicited dick pics. Didn't wash my hands either because fuck it .
7 PeckaSucka 2016-03-07
It really is a shame. I always get a bowl of it for my shift meal, well, if I'm working an 8 hour shift and earn it lol. Enjoy your day bread buddies!
5 shinkleboutit 2016-03-07
Oo the creamy tomato's scrumptious. I treat myself sometimes, but I gotta watch my figure right guys?
5 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-07
Teehee...
5 [deleted] 2016-03-07
I'm pissed that they discontinued the chipotle chicken panini.
3 stompedcake 2016-03-07
Just ask Ant to swallow Sue's cum then blow his nose. You should have plenty then.
3 Knightscribe 2016-03-07
Got plenty here.
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-07
I heard justin stangle aka fat danny zuko has been seriously binge eating after today's beatdown, so there's a possible explanation. Also stores are reporting shortages of ring-dings, entenmann's donuts and twinkies.
3 DipsomaniacDawg 2016-03-07
Hey I'm not a corporate bigshot. I just come to work with a container of coffee and have a delicious breaded Asiago Cheese Focaccia.
3 LushGut 2016-03-07
Store number 277 reporting in. I'm shocked you're not getting enough Broccoli Ched... It's hands down the most popular soup we have, but corporate knows this and sometimes it seems like they send us too much! Just the other day I heard my manager shouting "For pete's sake they sent us more damn Broccoli Cheddar!" While checking in the truck.
2 NLclothing 2016-03-07
You have plenty of soup. Work on making more God damn bread bowls.
2 maynardsabeast 2016-03-07
The last Quiznos just closed down in my area so store #666 (DVV DVV) is fucking BOOMING
2 aftershave 2016-03-07
Apologies for the late response.
Sr. shift supervisor Gordon checking in. Store #288. Earlier today one of the panini artisans tripped over the Cat5e cable and took the WAP offline. Waiting for corporate to fix the team viewer so they can zap the PRAM, flash the BIOS and possibly reinstall the DD-WRT firmware to get the wireless service back.
I've been sending one of the new hires, Katy, to the Starbucks across the street to get the latest scoop for the boys in the kitchen. We have some devastating tranny puns in the works. Our staff is preparing to unleash brand new material and possibly a video in the coming days, soon as we find a working keygen for Adobe Premiere Pro.
Cheddar levels are sustainable at the present time.
Remember breadheads, "Live Consciously. Eat Deliciously" 🍞✊🏿
— Gordon288 out.
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1 BERNIES_GERITOL 2016-03-07
Nobody buys any at store 302. Weird
1 BDub621 2016-03-07
Seriously, I love this fucking sub.
1 thebedshow 2016-03-07
The Broccoli Cheddar soup is only the beginning. 1 by 1 your panini presses will fail and the licences for the OS on your registers will expire. If you want mercy, you must beg on your knees by sending tweets saying how great the show is. Until then, watch out because maybe the settings on the ovens are off and the batches of cookies made each morning come out slightly overdone. DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR MY LIVELIHOOD AGAIN!
1 SirWallaceII 2016-03-07
breadhead tss tss wuddya got a rye hat or summmtiin i dunno im just riffen here
1 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-07
Ten of thousands*
1 AngeloMacon 2016-03-07
I'll concede that 17 people know.