After this picture was taken, he rattled a scimitar at some "street rat" and his pet monkey.

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Qu'miyah traded in his scimitar for a pistol after seeing his brother, Jo'elcoatails, shot by Indiana Jones. Qu'miyah learned the hard lesson that even the most skilled swordsman is no match for a man with a fedora and a gun.

I thought he said Plaxico Burress was a retard for putting his gun in his waistband and not in his holster like a responsible gun owner.

He absolutely did.

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt here; maybe it's not loaded?

Responsible gun owners always handle guns as if they were loaded.

Unless you unloaded it and checked it yourself.

Especially then because it breeds bad habits. He only needs to forget a gun is loaded once for it to potentially go off and hit someone. Proper gun safety is an 'always on' thing.

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http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/evo_25

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It's the moops.

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https://vine.co/v/eQ7mEV0IvuX

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http://i.imgur.com/N5NYfXc.png

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She raised his status in the tribe because her skin is as white as ivory and her penis is like that of a nubile Bedouin shepherd boy.

Someone could photoshop the beer as a molotov cocktail or sumpfin tss

Fake tweet from a popular Syrian war reporter

http://imgur.com/KvKyaEf

http://cheezburger.com/8757013760

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Terrorist+fail/funny-pictures/5851532/

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I don't mind at all. I wasn't going to repost it, nor do I care about karma.

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Ant's Grindr profile pic. He's listed as "Corsican pimp 4 trannies"

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I know in this photo TrAnth says that it's a different room but the photo looks reversed horizontally because the top of the Budweiser logo near the head looks off.

I mean, this kinda does have to be an old photo. He's using an iPhone 4.

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You build a multi multi-million dollar mansion, and you choose that shithole bathroom?