"Ignoring Jim and eatin butter"

She appears to have been stung by bees all over her face.

Crisco makes bees now?

she actually has folds on the inside of her cheeks where she stores food in case of emergency

Hey Nicky, cover Winkler Schumer in bees. You can do it!

She is jealous of Melissa McCarthys body.

McCarthy is actually losing weight now...I set the over/under for when they meet in the middle at 6 months.

Every time I see a picture of Amy Schumer I think about quitting booze.

I know what you mean.

Spoiler : Cameo as the stay puft marshmallow woman in Ghostbusters confirmed.

This is the closest a man will get to being a hot young girl being leered at by old creepy men. A table of fat women past their prime, drinking wine, squeezing out any attractiveness they can with makeup and jewelry and hair product, staring at you with need and hope.

Is that Gloria Steinem? I hate that bitch

Just remember: she probably has an expensive personal trainer who with exercise can't make her look any less fat.

All the exercise in the world isnt going to help, when do you nothing but eat oats and hay all day long

I like my bison grass fed. I fear the Schumer is grazed on a diet of corn that makes the hind legs not grow in proportion with the gut.

Puttin too much yak butter in her morning cubit of coffee.

She could probably even have a personal trainer physically exercise her body for her at the gym ... moving her arms and legs for her.

ah, the Erock method.

So now they're remaking Golden Girls?

she keeps putting food in her face. That's how it's happening

Just how fat of a woman does she intend on being?

I can only imagine the riveting conversations that must have taken place at that table.

Tampons came up a coupla times, am I right lads?

NSFL- http://imgur.com/Oc1h0GD

Oh no.

Those are some sick bags

I wanna fuck Rachel Feinstein...that's the Jew in the top right corner.

More like Rachel FINE-stein, am I right?!

I know. She is hot in an odd way.

She's turning into Jigsaw

More like Pigsaw.

Is that Gloria Steinem she's sitting opposite.

Jesus, she really fucking desperately wants that Lena Dunham/New York Times/glass ceiling dollar doesn't she.

'That's a big dollar!'

She's gonna reach that point of fatness in her face where her eyes don't even open. Like those obese 3 year olds you see on Maury.

Jesus ... Has she been stealing other comedians lunches too?

She makes Kathy Najimi look like Karen Carpenter.

Gloria Stienem's head looks like it was crushed in a vice.

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Despite your use of a semicolon, I still read this in a Bobo voice.

It's her identity now.

Isn't your chin supposed to get less sharp when you gain weight?

Chinocchio's chin grows every time she steals a joke.

Bob Kelly looks at Amy like "I'm getting concerned"

even if you swapped the parts from them, you'd still have an average women.

Feinstein is hot.

That table and chairs smelled like smugness and bacon grease after the 4 of them were done.

Steinem is probably wearing Depends. At least two of them are on their periods.

Useless pig.

A real fucking meeting of the minds.

Dinner parties like that drove Hitler to write Mein Kampf

She's going to embrace fatness as some kind of pseudo-feminist rebellion of the male beauty standard. Aka, she's retiring from being funny.

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You'd think she would shell out a few grand for lipo. Or is she too wimpy for the pain?

I think we had something to do with that.

don't you just want to grab those cheeks and pinch real hard?

Everyone in that picture has cheekbones 3 sizes too big.

She should hire a full time food slapper.

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Oh no.

Those are some sick bags