Or if you really want to be topical, wear some slant eyes and talk in a racist Asian accent. Y'know a joke last seen when the real Hitler was still alive.
Coming from the same holey face that posted meatspin a week ago, his ability to recall memory appears to be escaping out of the chasms in those burn victim cheeks of his.
Is it me, or is Anthony's pseudo-casual/"meh"/above-it-all routine doing more harm than good? Unlike with Sue, he's really half-assing it here, and he's coming off all the worse for it.
Either laugh at yourself or completely ignore/deny it.
Acting like that video wasn't the funniest fucking thing he's seen this year, even if it was at his expense, and playing the "it's none of your business" card when "addressing" the Sue Lightning business, were pretty much the two worst plays he could have made.
This is kind of astonishing to admit/realize, but Tits is handling his hate 1,000% better.
His "just friends" defense might have held up if Sue wasn't a carbon copy of his previous fuck victims. What are the chances of that. And what do they even have in common for them to be friends. Sue is a 20 something cosplaying weebo fruit what possible common ground do they have that a friendship could form.
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28 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-06
You ever see the movie twister?
11 TacoTrots 2016-03-06
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
7 EskimoEscrow 2016-03-06
F5?!?!
10 TacoTrots 2016-03-06
Mmmeww...Rachel...a string of poloponies.
1 FelidiaFetherbottom 2016-03-06
...everyone drops their forks
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-03-06
"So you're quoting a movie that came out over 15 years ago..."
3 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-03-06
R Budd Dwyer
1 agentpeckah 2016-03-06
What the fuck is a Dick Van Dyke anyway.
42 K1bbler 2016-03-06
Speaking of old gimmicks Dice wants you to stop doing an impression of him.
23 CuckECheese 2016-03-06
I listened to Dice complain about the impression Anthony does in 1999.
It's current year, people. Current year.
0 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-06
Dice always loved Ant's impression, he said it was his favorite one. It's what actually got him on the show for the first time.
7 CuckECheese 2016-03-06
Current year.
5 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-03-06
IT'S TOPICAL! AH-GOOOOOOSH!
1 Dick_Kickass 2016-03-06
I'M OVER HERE NOW!!!!
28 IggysGlove 2016-03-06
What kind of a fucking dork says a damn hitler subtitle video has "glaring inaccuracies"
What a schmuck.
27 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-06
Or if you really want to be topical, wear some slant eyes and talk in a racist Asian accent. Y'know a joke last seen when the real Hitler was still alive.
11 TriangleDimes 2016-03-06
Ant will unironically make a "where's the beef" reference.
5 axeheadroad 2016-03-06
Didnt this sub eat that shit up?
26 JeremyACrosby 2016-03-06
he was doing a Colombo voice while sending that tweet
20 Jockel76 2016-03-06
Of course he's butthurt, and we all know where it comes from.
6 I_cum_cake_batter 2016-03-06
das blitzkrieg
1 AngeloMacon 2016-03-06
Dicks in his ass?
15 WalterNitty 2016-03-06
Coming from the same holey face that posted meatspin a week ago, his ability to recall memory appears to be escaping out of the chasms in those burn victim cheeks of his.
15 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-06
I know he is butt hurt but how does he feel about the video?
15 joomommyhappy 2016-03-06
Is it me, or is Anthony's pseudo-casual/"meh"/above-it-all routine doing more harm than good? Unlike with Sue, he's really half-assing it here, and he's coming off all the worse for it.
Either laugh at yourself or completely ignore/deny it.
Acting like that video wasn't the funniest fucking thing he's seen this year, even if it was at his expense, and playing the "it's none of your business" card when "addressing" the Sue Lightning business, were pretty much the two worst plays he could have made.
This is kind of astonishing to admit/realize, but Tits is handling his hate 1,000% better.
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12 AnthonyQueermia 2016-03-06
His "just friends" defense might have held up if Sue wasn't a carbon copy of his previous fuck victims. What are the chances of that. And what do they even have in common for them to be friends. Sue is a 20 something cosplaying weebo fruit what possible common ground do they have that a friendship could form.
5 Sicboy69 2016-03-06
The common ground Is ass sex
4 KingTutsstache 2016-03-06
Exactly. If we focused all our Opie hate on Ant, we would have a meltdown every week
2 WilliamTellAll 2016-03-06
and so far we have had a meltdown once a week.
13 Xamtor 2016-03-06
Of course his first association is a finger in prepubescent boy's mouth.
Didn't that get him in this whole mess in the first place?
13 age_of_cage 2016-03-06
Yeah that's a fucking old gimmick, help me out here Hendry, I'm tryin to stay comedically relevant with my references!
11 Cold-in-the-D 2016-03-06
Salty as fuck
11 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-06
He calls it an old gimmick after making a "I did nazi that coming" joke. Fuck you Ant, be more funny.
11 dankfranklin 2016-03-06
Because when it comes to jokes, everything has to be 100% accurate to be funny. We all know that.
9 TacoTrots 2016-03-06
Proof positive that this hypocritical piece of human garbage has totally lost any funny that he had.
Why do those 16 guys still subscribe to his terrible network?
6 JeremyACrosby 2016-03-06
that video was pretty god damn funny, I had a good chuckle at the Rat part.
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4 kevin121312 2016-03-06
Is the fake Diceman/Regan/Asian guy/movie reference guy telling us that a gimmick is old?
4 SlamballReunionTour 2016-03-06
Ah, that "too old" defense. Pretty deft plan of counterattack from the patron saint of quoting 'The Shining' and 'Jaws' on an hourly basis in 2016
3 Anarox 2016-03-06
Common guys not cool guys he has feelings gius, Anthony the master of morality does not deserve this treatment
3 Skip4play 2016-03-06
Cant we all just Karaoke?
3 [deleted] 2016-03-06
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3 kevin121312 2016-03-06
What's the matter? Too real?
3 WilliamTellAll 2016-03-06
ha!
3 truthie 2016-03-06
So bothered.
2 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-06
And that's before he goes to prison. OH!!!
2 kevin121312 2016-03-06
This is hilarious and so accurate.
2 braunheiser 2016-03-06
What a supportive response in the replies section
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2 suchanjv 2016-03-06
That video is fuckin hilarious!
I thought Ant would appreciate it more. Fuck is he going downhill fast.
2 LightBulbExpert 2016-03-06
He deleted the tweet lol
2 cbanks420lol 2016-03-06
hahahaha! what a fucking pussy
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-06
Why even fucking bother after it was up for that long? This guy is a fucking dummy.
1 LightBulbExpert 2016-03-06
He's a faggot.
1 AMeaty-Hang-Glider 2016-03-06
He was just referencing that "gimmick" this week on his show what a boob
1 3stepsbackward 2016-03-06
What a joyless retard. Maybe he would have enjoyed it more if it had some black people in it.
0 TweetPoster 2016-03-06
@AnthonyCumia:
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0 FatMustacheCunt 2016-03-06
Oh I bet he is.
11 TacoTrots 2016-03-06
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
11 TriangleDimes 2016-03-06
Ant will unironically make a "where's the beef" reference.
5 axeheadroad 2016-03-06
Didnt this sub eat that shit up?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-03-06
"So you're quoting a movie that came out over 15 years ago..."