I'm still drunk from last night, woke up and took the worst black tarry bourbon shit , smoked a bowl and hopefully I fall back to sleep to continue drinking tonite.

Are you me? I'm going to skip the sleep and hit the rum and government OK'ed amphetamines. Then I'll start something productive, but not finish it because I get drunk.

Then I'll start something productive, but not finish it because I get drunk.

Reminds me of my "vintage" 1905 stair that's been broken in half for the last 5 months.

Is there a website that tells you how much volume in nails can go into wood before it completely falls into pieces?

"Is there a website that tells you how much volume in nails can go into wood before it completely falls into pieces?"

Oh, you must be referring to my own "wife thinks this is a total failure test".

I'm already at the liquor store, still drunk from last night picking up another bottle of wild turkey 101, praise Satan

im gonna shit all over the place soon

By place do you mean my dick?

pics or it didn't happen

By soon do you mean mid-post?

Fine and dandy like sour candy!

I win, you lose.

- Bick_Bickerson

I didn't get drunk for the first Friday night in a while and got into a fight with my girlfriend.

I am now questioning my life choices and taking inventory of my life.

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