Can't fuck properly fa lalalala, probably all the drugs and booze lalala

Secretly after that dick fa la la la la,

Monster rain was really about him fa la la la la.

Fucked creepy Mexican guys that were friends with his dad when he lived in California FA LA LA LA LA.

Buzz was really a dude FA LA LA LA LA

Ant clearly doesn't use the ol' fold it over and jam it in technique. Fucking amateur hour over at the compound.

Ofc. You cant pleasure a woman by attempting to deepthroat her clit.

Angrily attacking the clit because it so selfishly refused to continue growing all those years ago.

Holy shit man. That's a gem. Bravo.

My god, this is going to end in a murder/suicide. Or, in the very least, Dani dead in the compound basement, with Ant on the run in a white ford bronco, with Big A driving him around and a horde of police cruisers chasing after him.

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Sippin' On Some Cock With Big A?

haaaaa

legit lol dude

Pissed all my money away..

Wow. Bravo.

A never ending cycle.

If the hair plugs don't fit, you must acquit!

" Objection!

Individual follicles. "

" Sustained, case dismissed! "

I don't know Dani but she's alright if she can keep humiliating Ant.

Probably, except there won't be a TV movie about it in 20 years, because in 2036 Anthony will be dead and forgotten.

M-m-y name is B-big A. Y-y-you know who I am g-g-g-goddamnit!

No matter what the outcome is, I want Big A to be involved.

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Gee a half dead post middle aged chronic alcoholic man couldn't please a woman 1/3 his age.... shocking truly.......... ill alert the news stations at once.

Is anyone shocked by that statement?

Heh, her Twitter is private now. Ant should take a page from her book and cut himself off from social media.

She couldn't handle the ribbing

Driveby dissing.

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@danigolightlyny:

2016-03-05 04:58:58 UTC

It's prolly a weird way to find out your gf used a pocket vibrator by stealing her bookbag after u break up, right? #CantGetNoSatisfaction

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anthony literally dates girls with bookbags.

We all know it was a Doc McStuffins book bag too.

In the divorce Dani got his apartment and he got her dildo.

Let's be honest. She probably deserved the beating.

The hand yes, the ribs no..

I believe her

https://archive.is/8ANEJ

So what, when I masturbate I could give a shit if my hand is satisfied. Her satisfaction should have stemmed from not having to work. But to Ant she was more like an expensive rock'em sock'em fleshlight.

Looks like Ant needs to get some more dick spray.

Oh boy.

Just enjoy the drama.

What left a worse smell on there, anthonys ass or Danis puss?

Depends on which one gets more regularly white-washed with man-spunk!

Toss up.

Typical female petty bullshit. I actually don't buy that for a second. Probably mad that he won't take her back.

This is absolutely true, but for our sake we need to destroy him

Look at the timing. She's doing her prep for court.

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of course the whore would.

A 57 year old alcoholic with a fetish for young boys couldn't please a 24 year old junkie? I'm as shocked as everyone else.

There's a special place in hell for attention-seeking whores like this one.

Kanye can play her soundtrack there.

I guess Ant couldn't cum until after Dani shouted "fuck me harder, nigger!" over and over again

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Got um.

Jesus, Dani is even a fucking hack after a break up. Truly authentic.

I wonder if he stole anything out of her Trapper Keeper?

These screenshots of Dani helping the "Transphobic Bullies" won't look good for her in court.

Going from: "It's prolly a weird way to find out your gf used a pocket vibrator by stealing her bookbag after u break up, right? #CantGetNoSatisfaction" right to: "Dani now openly admitting Anthony couldn't pleasure her" is a bit of a stretch. I point this out because I was titillated by the post title and disappointed by the reveal, not to defend Anthony who most likely was unable to sexually satisfy Dani.

Her tweet was far too vague to be interpreted as a assault on Mr. Cumia's sexual prowess. It's more clear that she's alleging Anthony is unlawfully in possession of property of hers of an intimate nature. Still more clear than any criticism of Ant's virility is her implication of his pettiness. The hashtag "#CantGetNoSatisfaction" could imply she can't get off without her toy or more likely is a pitiful attempt at humor.

I do question the veracity of her choice of the word "stealing", though. She most likely left it (Her bookbag) at his place. She got a restraining order against him so legally I don't see how he could even get it back to her at this point. I think "withholding" would have been a more believable description of the state of her bookbag and vibrator.

The above aside, and in keeping within the current mood-vibe of this subreddit, I will say older rich dudes who habitually keep young beautiful girlfriends or marry much younger, out-of-their-fucking-league-hot women look like complete cuckolds. If you think you're physically attractive to women just because you have loot you're kidding yourself. Yes, the hot chick is giving you pussy because you're rich, famous and powerful. That doesn't mean she's physically into you. She's most likely getting her mouth and pussy banged out buy much bigger, harder penises attached to better looking younger men behind your back. Yeah, she likes your money, but she's got sexual needs and desires of her own.

Now to be honest and fair were I in a position similar to Ant's I would love to have hot younger girlfriends cuckold me. I think Dani is hot, and I'd probably fuck that little dude Sue too. Without a doubt there's no way I'd turn down a blowjob from that sexy young man. Also based on the absurd length of this post in combination with the pretentious langue I've used throughout, I think it's fairly obvious I'm a boring asshole with mental and emotional issues.

I couldn't read your post dude, your Internet crapped out.

She's saying she needed a pocket vibrator because she "couldn't get no satisfaction". How is that a stretch?

If she said she "needed" a pocket vibrator it would be less of a stretch. But she didn't say that. She said she "used" a pocket vibrator. The hashtag is can'tgetnosatisfaction not couldn'tgetnosatisfaction. "Can't" is present tense implying she currently cannot get satisfaction (perhaps because she doesn't have her vibrator?) "Couldn't" would be past tense (possibly implying: Couldn't cum on that older gentleman's flimsy excuse for an erection) and if she'd used that hashtag it would frame the tweet in a way more easy to interpret as her lack of satisfaction with Ant's penis wielding.

"Cant get no satisfaction" is from a song in Goodfellas he obviously made her watch. What makes her saying that he cant pleasure her was when she said "It's prolly a weird way to find" insinuating (I can use buzzwords that make me sound smart too) that she NEEDED it during her relationship. Don't over think this, you're not a lawyer.

I'm neither a lawyer nor am I smart so I'll just do what you say Boss. I wish it was a less ambiguous tweet, though. Something more directly scathing and humiliating.

"Prolly". Did this bitch graduate high school?

prolly not.

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hi Ant

I saw someone post a link about ant stealing her vibrator then saw she posted this, she's really kicking a man when he's down. No one posted a link? You're trying too hard to be outrageous

She's kicking a man while he's down who just so happens to be the man who kicked her in the ribs and stomped her hand when she was LITERALLY down.

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