We've got some gems here tonight folks

It's only going to get worse.

This same person got 127 upvotes today... what the hell is going on in this place during the afternoons

Daydrinking.

Little Timmy snuck into daddys liquor cabinet on a snow day

[deleted]

That link was a CATastrophe.

treating me like a niggepurr in my own home

Anthony's girlfriends usually smell like my Friskies fish cat food, but he had one that smelled of sausage, I couldn't understand it. Meow.

Well, the cat is out of the ball bag now..

"My owner Anthony has a new girlfriend.. but I'm still the only pussy in the house.. Because she has a dick.. meow!"

"I heard Anthony and Uncle Sue in the bedroom and it sounded like Sue was hurting Anthony... But he said they were just playing.. Meow"

"Anthony named me Beavis.. I call him Butthead.. Because I just saw his face submerged in Sue's ass.. Meow!"

"Anthony puts peanut butter on his balls and I lick it off.. Sue puts peanut butter on her balls and Anthony licks it off.. Meow!"

[deleted]

[deleted]

[deleted]

[deleted]

[deleted]