So despite all the reality TV, the grapefruit flavored light beers, and body-destroying estrogen spikes, Opie is the straight one

26  2016-03-02 by whydontUlovemeLyndsi

Who the fuck would have guessed?

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Let's not be too hasty now.

Opie will fuck and impregnate Buck Angel in order to try and one-up Anthony.

I kinda want to see a pregnant Buck Angel, tbh.

Unless that 65 year old woman froze his sperm, he ain't gettin' nobody pregnant, let alone get his dick hard.

Opie sucks.

Ant & Jim like trannies & Opie has tits...It's all making sense now. Why else would they have tolerated that domineering 3rd wheel all these years?

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Opie actually has a decent looking wife. It's Anthony that competes with Jimmy for the trannys

Opie is your average Long Island 55 year old grandfather.

how does this make opie straight? come on dude dont go too far with this

I really do believe his arrangement with Lynsi and Bam is straight.

When he cleans Bams seed from her vagina there is nothing sexual about it, it's more of a show of dominance over the ol' Opester. Lettin' Opie know who controls what. In geopolitics I believe they call it saber-rattling.

No. No, he's not. And on top of it, Opie's still a thin skinned little bitch boy.