204 2016-03-02 by TheToolMan
32 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-02
Tranthony is taking lots of hits recently.
32 SGFTI 2016-03-02
You misspelled "dicks".
23 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-02
Well,my daddy left home when I was three,
And he didn't leave much to ma and me,
Just some old treefort and stringless puppet or two.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid,
But the meanest thing that he ever did,
Was before he left, he went and fucked a boy named Sue.
-
Well, he must o' thought that was quite a joke,
But I picked up his liking for a girly bloke
I'd think about it and beat off the whole night through.
Some gal would giggle and my dick went dead
And some guy'd laugh and I'd give him head,
But I kept on dreamin about fucking a boy named Sue.
Well, I grew up quick, i wore mommy's shoes,
My dick got hard and I got the blues,
And I rode from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars,
That I'd search the bathhouses and gay bars,
For a boy named Sue and give that boy my name.
Well, i met a 'girl' in early march,
Saw a bulge in his pants and my dick got large.
blood shot to my shorts and i thanked the lord above.
He had on high heels and his dress was green,
and he didnt look a day past thirteen,
I instantly knew that day i was in love.
I asked him his name and he said Sue,
and I told him "boy, i got something to tell you!
I been searching for someone like you my whole damn life."
I got something to say and it might sound strange,
But time has passed and laws have changed,
And I said, "Sue, I love you, will you be my wife?"
2 PeteFo 2016-03-02
Brilliant.
1 NihilistKnight 2016-03-02
I'm dying over here. I'd love to hear this sung.
1 Jackthejew 2016-03-02
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
20 HC_Frick 2016-03-02
"The song tells the tale of a young man's quest for revenge on a father who abandoned him"
Sounds about right.
16 PeckaSucka 2016-03-02
Can't believe it took this long for somebody to make this connection. Great play sir!
9 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-03-02
Hey! https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48jyu4/the_transsexual_sue_lightning_anthony_is_accused/d0kfkza
8 thrillated 2016-03-02
Parallel thinking?
1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
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6 Lelvolution 2016-03-02
I've been gone a while. Why is Anthony related to trannies now?
4 lispychicken 2016-03-02
I don't know either. Wanna hold hands while we wait for an answer?
2 Lelvolution 2016-03-02
Na. Wanna suck each others dicks instead?
2 lispychicken 2016-03-02
peckahs.. you mean
6 DHFearnot 2016-03-02
Was Ant actually Richard in the treehouse story?
1 herpacin 2016-03-02
Joey Buttlicker approves.
5 Jwilson145 2016-03-02
Outstanding.
3 wiz_kaila 2016-03-02
There it is
4 thrillated 2016-03-02
Vurry good
2 TheFatMosque 2016-03-02
hit the sweet spot
3 PiggyFork 2016-03-02
The prostate?
3 buttriot 2016-03-02
There's the line.
2 EastSideDan 2016-03-02
Will Anthony use Sue as a character witness during his Dani beating trial?
2 _SongsForTheDeaf_ 2016-03-02
flawless victory
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-02
Anthony should upgrade to johnny cash hair this christmas
3 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-02
Maybe go with the donald trump model for a more distinguished look at his upcoming court dates
3 TheFatMosque 2016-03-02
this should have been photoshopped long ago
1 HC_Frick 2016-03-02
He got it one piece at a time...
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1 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-02
All the mudd and the blood and the beer.
1 satsamsit 2016-03-02
Better run, girl. You're much too young, girl... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4d67riim5g
He's got an indie film in the works. "I shot in Andy Warhole."
1 colonicdryheaves 2016-03-02
Shel Silverstein wrote the song, he also did another version from the father's point of view that is less well known, and really sums it up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhmHdwnhWQ
1 liharts 2016-03-02
Sooo.. is the whole dating really young girls just Ant trying to hide his obsession with dick?
1 CuckECheese 2016-03-02
I'm assuming everyone on this subreddit has jacked off to 10 tranny videos for every 1 tranny joke they post.
It's almost always the ones who are vocally against something that are found doing it privately. Like gay-hating priests who fuck boys.
Don't stop though, this is like TV.
36 comments
32 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-02
Tranthony is taking lots of hits recently.
32 SGFTI 2016-03-02
You misspelled "dicks".
23 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-02
Well,my daddy left home when I was three,
And he didn't leave much to ma and me,
Just some old treefort and stringless puppet or two.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid,
But the meanest thing that he ever did,
Was before he left, he went and fucked a boy named Sue.
-
Well, he must o' thought that was quite a joke,
But I picked up his liking for a girly bloke
I'd think about it and beat off the whole night through.
Some gal would giggle and my dick went dead
And some guy'd laugh and I'd give him head,
But I kept on dreamin about fucking a boy named Sue.
-
Well, I grew up quick, i wore mommy's shoes,
My dick got hard and I got the blues,
And I rode from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars,
That I'd search the bathhouses and gay bars,
For a boy named Sue and give that boy my name.
-
Well, i met a 'girl' in early march,
Saw a bulge in his pants and my dick got large.
blood shot to my shorts and i thanked the lord above.
He had on high heels and his dress was green,
and he didnt look a day past thirteen,
I instantly knew that day i was in love.
-
I asked him his name and he said Sue,
and I told him "boy, i got something to tell you!
I been searching for someone like you my whole damn life."
I got something to say and it might sound strange,
But time has passed and laws have changed,
And I said, "Sue, I love you, will you be my wife?"
2 PeteFo 2016-03-02
Brilliant.
1 NihilistKnight 2016-03-02
I'm dying over here. I'd love to hear this sung.
1 Jackthejew 2016-03-02
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
20 HC_Frick 2016-03-02
"The song tells the tale of a young man's quest for revenge on a father who abandoned him"
Sounds about right.
16 PeckaSucka 2016-03-02
Can't believe it took this long for somebody to make this connection. Great play sir!
9 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-03-02
Hey! https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48jyu4/the_transsexual_sue_lightning_anthony_is_accused/d0kfkza
8 thrillated 2016-03-02
Parallel thinking?
1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
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6 Lelvolution 2016-03-02
I've been gone a while. Why is Anthony related to trannies now?
4 lispychicken 2016-03-02
I don't know either. Wanna hold hands while we wait for an answer?
2 Lelvolution 2016-03-02
Na. Wanna suck each others dicks instead?
2 lispychicken 2016-03-02
peckahs.. you mean
6 DHFearnot 2016-03-02
Was Ant actually Richard in the treehouse story?
1 herpacin 2016-03-02
Joey Buttlicker approves.
5 Jwilson145 2016-03-02
Outstanding.
3 wiz_kaila 2016-03-02
There it is
4 thrillated 2016-03-02
Vurry good
2 TheFatMosque 2016-03-02
hit the sweet spot
3 PiggyFork 2016-03-02
The prostate?
3 buttriot 2016-03-02
There's the line.
2 EastSideDan 2016-03-02
Will Anthony use Sue as a character witness during his Dani beating trial?
2 _SongsForTheDeaf_ 2016-03-02
flawless victory
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-02
Anthony should upgrade to johnny cash hair this christmas
3 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-02
Maybe go with the donald trump model for a more distinguished look at his upcoming court dates
3 TheFatMosque 2016-03-02
this should have been photoshopped long ago
1 HC_Frick 2016-03-02
He got it one piece at a time...
1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
[deleted]
1 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-02
All the mudd and the blood and the beer.
1 satsamsit 2016-03-02
Better run, girl. You're much too young, girl... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4d67riim5g
1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
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1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
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1 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-02
He's got an indie film in the works. "I shot in Andy Warhole."
1 colonicdryheaves 2016-03-02
Shel Silverstein wrote the song, he also did another version from the father's point of view that is less well known, and really sums it up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhmHdwnhWQ
1 liharts 2016-03-02
Sooo.. is the whole dating really young girls just Ant trying to hide his obsession with dick?
1 CuckECheese 2016-03-02
I'm assuming everyone on this subreddit has jacked off to 10 tranny videos for every 1 tranny joke they post.
It's almost always the ones who are vocally against something that are found doing it privately. Like gay-hating priests who fuck boys.
Don't stop though, this is like TV.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-02
[deleted]
3 PiggyFork 2016-03-02
The prostate?
2 lispychicken 2016-03-02
peckahs.. you mean