Ed Norton

166  2016-03-02 by [deleted]

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That's funny because Ed Norton's character in Rounders was called Worm.

That's actually a solid flick. I think it's on netflix now.

Is that the one where Malkovich plays the Russian guy? I don't remember much about it besides that I enjoyed it

yup. and his "tell" was that he opened up and ate an oreo when he had a good hand. kinda fucking retarded but still solid poker film

He beat me. Straight up

Pay that man his money.

Paey hyim, pay that myan hyis money.

I will spilash dah poht, when ever dey fuck I please.

Lays down a monster.... The fuck did u lay that down

Haha, don't remember that. But I'm definitely gonna watch Rounders tonight and look for it

not to spoil ur night but i'm pretty sure matt damon straight up tells him, and then they have one final hand. That whole scene's on youtube if you'd rather watch that, i know cause seeing that was the whole reason i found the movie in the first place.

Meh. I remember enjoying the film... I'm gonna watch it again, I dont want to just watch a scene

it'll be worth the watch, especially since now u can witness the scenes where the slight "twist" the viewer wasn't supposed to know til the end is happening.

dont bother with a link and or timestamp, id rather look for it

Lol always fucking hated that final poker game for that reason despite liking the movie. Pretty sure they wanted to give malkovich a tell that damon would be able to sniff out, but also wanted it to be something everyone in the audience would blatantly understand despite the fact that malkovich's character would never have a tell like that.

ha yeah. It definitely hurt the solidity of how strong of a player malkovich's character was supposed to be, but it gave a kinda easy turning or fucking perversion into something that we couldn't have easily guessed the outcome to. there's no good adjective to describe it other than bullshit.

i mean with a fucking tell like that he might as well be unzipping his fly and scratching his ball sack deep to sniff thoroughly before giving his call, solid film no matter what though

Yeah, I really thought Ed Norton should've been bigger considering how great he was in his roles around that time too, kind of seems like he's just done mediocre movies while he waits for Wes Anderson to call him for the last 10 years or so.

that is the worst part of the movie. that stupid Matt Damon had to "figure out the secret that no one else ever ever ever noticed". yuck

Malkovich plays the Russian guy?

A Siberian Education is pretty good. I think it has a different name in some countries.

IMDB has it as Deadly Code.

Poor Gretchen Mol. Her career went nowhere.

she's sexy on boardwalk empire though, that's something.

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She fucked her on-screen son on Boardwalk Empire, I'd call that the top of the heap.

she's such an annoying cunt in that movie.

Unfun fact: Jenny Hutt's brother wrote Rounders. He's the talented one of the family.

fitness jim looks weird

Fitness dick in his mouth

I think it's because his baldness only works when he's fat.

He looks like concept art for Men In Black 3 that was rejected for being too unrealistic.

It looks like his head is too little for his body.

Like a witchdoctor shrunk it

When it rains it fucking pours for our wormy little friend.

Worms come out in the rain, it's where they thrive. That's why they call him the Twelfth Round Kid!

That's the most unnatural pose ever.

He's flexing for the camera.

he always says he doesn't know what to do with his hands

ol shrunken head lookin ass nigga

He looks like a stage 4 cancer patient putting his best face forward.

Seriously, why is his head so small? Especially compared with the guy on the left? I think little Jimmy got bit by a Zika Virus mosquito.

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Dolores gets it sexually transmitted from lamar in the next episode of chips cartoon

And rosie perez makes a celebrity appearance and twitter plug. No me llames Dolores llamame lola

It's called AIDs

American History Zero

American History Xtra Chromosome.

This pic is begging for the Big Jim Norton treatment.

God I really fucking hate Jimmy when I see him theae days. what a dyke worm he turned into.

too skinny, lay off the cum lunches and have a roast beef sandwhich for fucks sake

His head is slowly shrinking like a little rotten apple.

Worms love apples.

aha. fuck him.

Damn, Norton is finally starting to put muscle on. Maybe it's not AIDS

Looks like the make a wish foundation found a boy who always dreamed of being an olympic gymnast

Great another Norton nuthugger on the forum

homona homona homona

When is Jimmy just gonna fully come out of the closet? He's creeping ever so slowly...

Where'd Jimmy get this Johnny Cash shirt with the blue font?

I fucking hate skinny smiley jimmy

Every bit of charm he ever is long, long gone. He's on the same level as Kathy griffin to me

I love this place

If this isn't the nail in Jim's fame coffin I don't know what is.

this old fool look like an elderly carrot with a brillo pad helmet

ant?

Holy shit Colin was right! Jim does have a dinosaur baby head.

Jim's new in shape arms don't match his aidsy head and face.

He should wear a big scarf like a homo to balance out the proportions

This looks like it was posted by Big Jim Norton. Not sure why he looks like an actual human being in this photo while in Studio Raqio he looks like the smallest worm in the room.

LOL

@mrgweather:

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Ed Norton great comedian stopped by studio two A to speak with my man scott pic.twitter.com [Imgur]


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Wow, Fight Club really took its toll on Ed Norton.

edit: is that Anthony standing in between those 2 men?

Why does jim have the same body proportions as jenny carm?

The head to arm ratio is crazy i cant make sense of it

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He looks like Howie Mandel with Zika fucked Jack LaLane.

Jimmy looks like Mr.Clean with AIDS.

Mr. Clean with AIDS on STEROIDS.

HAHAHA! That's terrific, that's terrific...

Preparing for American History X-2, I presume.

I hope so. Id like to see Opie get curb stomped

He's been going to the gym and eating better. Too bad his AIDS doesn't give a shit.

Where is /u/BigJimNorton when you need him? These pip-squeaks don't know who they're dealing with. In this pic, Regular Jim's mother clearly had the Zika virus and he was born with the little head.

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"chip off the ol block tss tss" THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Is this a @BigJimNorton creation? His head looks too small for his body

Poor yimmy. He has many names but Ed?

Aids Norton.

He looks a bit like Big Jim there.

Erectile Dysfunction Norton.

He isn't wrong.

Fitness dick in his mouth

I think it's because his baldness only works when he's fat.

It looks like his head is too little for his body.

He looks like concept art for Men In Black 3 that was rejected for being too unrealistic.