Is lady di dead yet?

0  2016-03-01 by [deleted]

22 comments

She's been dead inside for years.

Talk about damning with faint praise.

No No I'm not dead.

you're a dead!

She's probably going to live for quite a while yet as long as she's not drinking, which is a safe bet since she's in a nursing home.

more like a nuthouse

That too.

I shall ask her son for a update.

Update. Still the same as she has been since October. The queen of our hearts is lost.

shes going to be like that from here on out

She has dementia. You don't recover from that, she'll be a turnip until she dies drooling and shitting on herself.

With any luck

You guys should stop making posts like this and start supporting our troops!

She is on a naval vessel near the Hawaiian archipelago.

thoughts and prayers

its crazy how that caller called what happened to her DEAD on

yep, that terrible coughing disease. and he had the timing down too. one year.

oh jesus Opie. hes so so so stupid

ME: SO THAT COUGHING THING?

he's a buffoon, that one.

it only a name but a good idea.

i hope that drunken, bloated, lying, thieving, worthless sot has just enough cognition left to be aware that she'll be abused by carribean chimps in an "extended care facility" for, god willing, the rest of her life.

oh jesus Opie. hes so so so stupid

ME: SO THAT COUGHING THING?