Therapeutic Suggestion for Anthony

0  2016-03-01 by F_H_Rileys_MaitreD

A lot of people may not know this, but malodorous scents can adversely effect our mental health. The more penetrating or noxious the aroma...the longer the exposure--the more likely it will induce pain and bring about socially maladaptive responses to stressful situations.

That's why I find my job as a Smell Trauma Therapist very rewarding. I can use a Cognitive-Behavioral paradigm or my signature Hypnotherapy which employs the highly effective Mallet Induction which helps people regress to a time when they were unaffected by offensive, olfactory intrusions and then pinpoint the causation of their nasal trauma.

Was it the smell of a lady friend's semi-liquified fecal matter curdling in your bed?Perhaps it was cocaine backwash breath wafting against the back of the semen-drenched, unbrushed teeth of a stripper or craigslist party girl?

Whatever made the patient regress or rage, I help them identify and come to terms with it whilst gently reminding them that it is not their fault that a literal funk has sent them into a figurative one.

6 comments

I highly recommend this guy! He helped me deal with repressed childhood memories of sneaking in my moms bedroom at night & cutting her pubic hair until I had enough to weave that Indian blanket that I still sleep with.

I hope you die chocking on a fat cock

There's help for you too, Brother Joe. Hang in there!

What about the smell of spent gunpowder seeping out of the divot in your cranium?

Most people who allude to gun violence online are impotent, little faggots who had their heads shoved in toilets in high school.

U try 2 hard m8