So theres this dumbass kid at my school named Jimmy who claims to be an alcoholic
0 2016-02-29 by [deleted]
I swear to god it's obnoxious. He drank the neck of a beer bottle, claimed to be an addict and won't STFU about it. What do I do, gang?
0 2016-02-29 by [deleted]
I swear to god it's obnoxious. He drank the neck of a beer bottle, claimed to be an addict and won't STFU about it. What do I do, gang?
18 comments
7 AcePainterLo 2016-02-29
Introduce him to a yuppie with ample bosom and the ugliest alcoholic pedophile you can find. You can breed the next great radio show.
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-02-29
first he'd need to build some character. shout "monster rainfall!" or something to that extent and convince him to suck your dick under a porch
3 Popblawo 2016-02-29
Sell him a g of oregano for 20 bucks. Hell get fawkin zooted!
3 3stepsbackward 2016-02-29
Offer to blow him under the stairs.
2 cardaderdention 2016-02-29
His past sounds scary.
2 RacksDiciprine 2016-02-29
I bet he only eats dick shaped foods
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-02-29
You need to be careful because alcoholics like him can get way out of control. He won't stop until he hits rock bottom.
1 ImmortalFez_W 2016-02-29
You made more than one of these... come on.....
Edit: oh this is your thing.... like whatever
0 [deleted] 2016-02-29
What's my thing? It's 1987, peckah!
1 gmunk123 2016-02-29
Username checks out.
-1 biobotX1 2016-02-29
Judging by your name you should watch the premier of Predator after the president reagan speech while drinking a New Coke
-2 [deleted] 2016-02-29
....you think everyone in 1987 does all that shit?? What if I told you I was waiting in line to see Wall Street, drinking a Pepsi Crystal, and wondering whether or not to give the Thatcher conservatives my vote this time 'round? Smh. Americans think they run shit.
1 Popblawo 2016-02-29
Who should I vote for?
2 [deleted] 2016-02-29
Brian Mulroney, peckah!
2 Popblawo 2016-02-29
Your neat!
1 [deleted] 2016-02-29
You were expecting maybe Hafez al-Assad?
-2 stinkskc 2016-02-29
Americans run shit in this sub. If we didn't you'd be listening to some fucking British radio comedy duo. America owns the stock on funny.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-29
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1 [deleted] 2016-02-29
If I want stuff that's actually funny, I look to the Yanks. If I want stuff that isn't funny, but will seem impressive if I pretend to like it, I look to the Brits. (Save Monty Python.) If I want painfully-unfunny state-sponsored horseshit, I look to Canada (save Trailer Park Boys). And if I want stuff that's funny just because it's weird, I look to anything from Japan.