"I caught him smoking crack with his dopey brother."

It wasn't crack, it was free base! Crack is for those people! The Cumias are classier than that.

;).

Breaking character here, but when I heard him say that years back, in hindsight that was an early clue of just how much of a dumb, racist fuck Ant really is.

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Downvote if Cumia Brothers Tin-Knocking service fucked your house up

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Breaking character here,

Please don't. This is such a great concept. I laughed hard.

I'd bet $100 that you are Anthony Cumia. The tone of your comments are just like his.

What if its that AM radio fuck Opie, the STARVING radio personality who NEEDS TV work??

You'd lose that $100, because I'm just an unbiased third party recognising that you objectively suck.

I can only pray your young daughters weren't present during this debacle.

Believe me, I kept this predator fuck away from my family.

Sounds like most Angie's list reviews of shitty companies.

Oddly enough when he was doing HVAC, Anthony was one of the least racist people in his profession.

Stop sending me these faxes.

I sent it on telegram, dowt dowt daaayaaaashhh guyyysh

Lemme guess, Italians?

Nah, Moors.

sorry its moops

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Does anyone remember back in the old days of the show, Ant used to pretend he wasn't racist? I remember when he would never mention it & then Someone would call in & make a harsh racist comment & Ant would literally act shocked that someone would feel that way.

If they're anything like the blue collar trade businesses near me. They just kick back and hire undocumented workers to fuck everything up.

Smoking Crack or Suckin Cawk!?

Smokin da glass cawk

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Opee antiny n jimmee, pls

Character accounts are so fucking cringey.

Says some trucker slob who probably pissed his pants and drove his truck head first into a telephone pole, laughing at Jimmy's Uncle Paul, Regular Joe and Chip Chipperson bits.

/u/WAITED_24_HOURS_TO_MAKE_THIS_JOKE

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Wow.

Not for two more days.

what a stupid account. why are you warning anyone of this? naht funny.

Ehh shaddap, peckah. Dot dot dash, hoohoohoo, I invented telegraph, Robin.

well at least you acknowledged this and responded with something weird. for that ill give you credit and let it go

And for that, I'll give yez an upvote, ya dingus.

So when did this sub get less funny than O&J/TAC?

Probably when someone posted a John Oliver clip without the intention of mocking him.

what clip was it though, really? I dont remember that and want to know if thats true or not. why would you waste your time voting me and justprove me wrong? the only one I can find it the whitewashing and that was intended to mock him.

I didn't vote on your comment btw.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4893hh/derrrrr_what_a_cucking_libtard/

I really can't tell what the intention of posting that was, but it was ambiguous enough that I'll consider myself proven wrong, I did not see that. Thank you.

i dont even believe that

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I really can't tell what the intention of posting that was, but it was ambiguous enough that I'll consider myself proven wrong, I did not see that. Thank you.

Breaking character here,

Please don't. This is such a great concept. I laughed hard.