Once Upon a Time...

1  2016-02-27 by [deleted]

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I support the continuation of this fine tale.

"Not all who buy 14 year olds iPads are pedophiles."

--J. R. R. Tolkien

Cool story bro

Go back to the town you grew up in and murder your middle school English teacher.

do yourself a favor and don't post that "epic fourth chapter". maybe just delete this whole thread

oof

a drunken cunts cunt opened up and spewed out a small goblin.

I thought it was worth it for this line alone. Probably the most effective way possible to describe Ant's birth.