Will he get douchechills when he wakes up?
33 2016-02-27 by McGowan9
We've all done it. Got shitfaced and said or done something that makes you cringe and shudder with embarrassment when you wake up the next morning. Now obviously Anthony won't have that feeling in the morning, as he'll sleep the day away like some depressed housewife or unemployed pothead, but when he stirs around 5pm will he wish he hadn't revisited this hell hole?
24 comments
48 JeremyACrosby 2016-02-27
sir, if you knew Anthony in the slightest you would be aware that he is never wrong and it is always somebody else's fault anyway.
9 McGowan9 2016-02-27
Good point.
26 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-02-27
self-awareness is a prerequisite for douche chills.
so no.
5 McGowan9 2016-02-27
Another good point.
22 3stepsbackward 2016-02-27
Every time Anthony sleeps, he dreams it's July 1st, 2014, he's still at Sirius and just had a fun day of interviewing Sandy Kane before the break. And then he wakes up.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-02-27
I can't tell you how badly I want this to be true.
13 xxmikekxx 2016-02-27
I don't think so cuz his brother & Fred from Brooklyn & many other 60yr old bald fat fucks with goatees send him texts telling him how he "owned the Reddit nerds last night" & then ask him when the next poker game is
6 OKChaps 2016-02-27
Fuck no. We never cross his mind unless he's pointing and laughing. He's rich and happy, remember?
8 ImDickJustice 2016-02-27
He has a pool.
6 Ant_Sucks 2016-02-27
Yes but only if nobody mentions it.
I guarantee you that the first person who makes fun of him for it on twitter he'll start doubling down, which will be much funnier
4 mulatamongrol 2016-02-27
Anthony has admitted many times that he enjoys feeling anger and hatred. And this place is great at generating both in everyone who comes here for any reason.
1 meanmug247 2016-02-27
This is where I come to unleash my anger and hatred and I thank you all for being the degenerate peices of garbage that keep this place open for all the mentally ill fans/hosts. God bless.
4 dejavu4thedead 2016-02-27
"I told them!" drink
4 dat_wench 2016-02-27
You're assuming Anthony ever sobers up. If you stay shitfaced forever, then you'll never get douchechills.
4 FukinPeckas 2016-02-27
IF he wakes up.
3 AssMcPlay 2016-02-27
no, hes gonna laugh at us and all the top posts reacting to him. he stinks!
2 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-02-27
Pack animals who embarrass themselves will actually distance themselves from the family for a period of time
1 Wsallgood 2016-02-27
Was this from Bennington or The Bonfire? I was ironically near black-out when I heard it.
2 Ojisan1 2016-02-27
O&A used to have that bit where you'd do something awful and forget during the night while you're sleeping, when you first wake up you think it's all fine and then "oh my god what the fuck did I do?"
It's an older bit but seem like Ant doesn't take his own advice to well.
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1 TheSweetSniff 2016-02-27
I'd bet he orders a whore tonight. Then he'll do a Holden Caulfeild (sp?) thing and talk to her about reddit for hours when she'd probably consider the ass-fucking way less degrading.
2 McGowan9 2016-02-27
Caulfield. The hooker in Catcher In The Rye, Sunny, was supposed to be underage. Anthony would fuck her (badly) and then invite her to move in with him.
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-02-27
douche tremors
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1 RaiderRush2112 2016-02-27
I just woke up...what the fuck happened??
1 chippersonlyle 2016-02-27
Ego too big for douche chills. Only others give him douche chills.