You're delusional

369  2016-02-27 by anthonycumiashow

This sub amounts to about 2yrs of trashing the O&A show, my show & various shows related to O&A. What may have started as "conservative criticism" has turned into a joke sub that just rags on everything. No one actually reads the sub aside from the people posting or occasionally the subjects of the trashing. Even then, it's a joke. We laugh at what a goof this sub is. We laugh at the jerk offs that think they are having an impact on our careers. You're beating off into each other's faces with zero effect on our careers. This sub has literally become a parody of a Reddit sub. It's become so over the top negative that it's a laughable toilet read. If that's what you were going for, congrats! Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine. My network is so far above anything I could have imagined in 2014. I still wonder what the motivation is to come here on a daily basis and trash the people and the product they put out there on a daily basis. Regardless, we have fun. We're living our lives doing what we enjoy and you're here every day doing nothing but shitting on people who smile at the end of the day because we've been lucky enough to live our lives supported by jobs we love doing. If you think a goof site of shit talkers can degrade that, have fun.

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Don't listen, then.

Just move on, the sub has passed you by.

The mods love the direction of the sub.

It's a media destination with strong, quarterly trending up-ratings!

I used to hate when they'd shout that at callers when even the smallest amount of criticism was directed at them.

Makes me nostalgic

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It honestly makes this so much better knowing that Ant is drunk and angrily reading this sub in the middle of the night. I can just see him muttering racial slurs as he types out his rage fueled retorts.

lol Anthony have fun in court for the next 2 years, fucking loser. no more guns for ant. lol

Holy shit. So much content, so many quotes to use against these trio of faggots.

No one actually reads the sub aside from the people posting or occasionally the subjects of the trashing.

Everybody involved in the O&A universe reads this sub constantly.

We laugh at what a goof this sub is.

But you're so upset?

We laugh at the jerk offs that think they are having an impact on our careers.

We definitely have had a massive impact. I mean even this is proof. You're sitting at home alone drinking and stressing over this sub.

Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine

No they aren't. That show is definitely dying off. They're definitely losing listeners just like you.

My network is so far above anything I could have imagined in 2014.

You have 749 subscribers.

I still wonder what the motivation is to come here on a daily basis and trash the people and the product they put out there on a daily basis

Why don't you tell us? You guys did exactly that for years and years. All you guys would do is trash other people/radio shows.

We're living our lives doing what we enjoy and you're here every day doing nothing but shitting on people who smile at the end of the day because we've been lucky enough to live our lives supported by jobs we love doing.

This just reeks of desperation. If you truly felt you had a passion and a purpose in life none of this would matter to you. Stop projecting your insecurities on to us.

At the end of the day, this subreddit has more subscribers than Anthony's entire podcast network. It also produces 10x more funny shit than his network also.

Screen cap this and hold onto it.

I did lol

I'll give you $100,000 if you have any proof of that. I'm supporting multiple shows with a very successful subscriber base. Where does your info come from? My proof? I've been building this venture over 1 1/2 years and constantly growing. You're proof? Show me and $100,000 is yours.

Anthony I'll give you a $100,000 if you can pass a single college level English class.

Well all you need to do to prove me wrong is post how many subscribers your network has. I know you won't do that so me and this entire sub will continue believing that you have less subscribers than this subreddit and that your subscriber base is dwindling.

I know people hate Leykis here, but I appreciate the fact that he tells the listeners how many subs there are. And I think it's an effective way to get people to pay; he lets the listeners know that if they're going to steal the show, he'll just pack up his microphone and retire. (Leykis is behind a paywall too.)

Yeah that mangrate money is really stacking up.

What's your subscriber base? I'm sure if it were more that this sub you'd waste no time to rub it in the faces of your accusers here.

13,128 "peckas" ew..

Okay you talk big but show us some statistics. How many subscribers do you have? You can bark all you want on here but it means nothing. Show us how wrong we are.

this subreddit has more subscribers than Anthony's entire podcast network

I'll give you $100,000 if you have any proof of that.

13,130 sweet, sweet pekas; it's on the sidebar dummy.

Are you saying that TACS has more subscribers? If so please release that info for your proof.

You have a point though, your network does have some things to offer. Gavin McInnes and East Side Dave are pretty entertaining.

Patrice is scrunching in his grave.

This sub has 13,128 subscribers. It's right there in the sidebar.

How many does your shitstain network have? How many of those are actually paying?

Don't you need that money for Dani's settlement?

Dani's settlement? Rent?

Why don't you release your subscriber numbers then?

I think proof would be showing proof of how many paying subs you have you drunk old man of questionable race. If you did nobody would come on anymore.

If you did nobody would come on anymore.

HAHAHAHA! Take that, drunkie!

Just state the number Ant! It would shut a lot of people up no matter how high or low it was!

It's "your proof?", Hemingway.

He's more of an Arab Bukowski at this point.

We don't have proof because our numbers are published and you don't publish yours. We do not have proof that theres more subscribers here because you hide the proof.

"You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to 100 grand?"

What if I find the dollar bill with the special serial code?

How does it feel knowing dani's fucking the type of guys she wants to fuck (you know, young and semi attractive as opposed to the living equivalent to freddy Kruger), in your apartment.

Didn't opie try this trick with Kris Jenner?

You're drunk.

It's "your"...

"info" is one of the usernames

If I wanted to I could just run an auto-input-password/refresh program and go through all the passwords. Either I would get the right username/password combo in about 4 hours (depending on password length) or your site would crash. You have no password attempt limiter and you still have your wp-login page accessible by the public. I'm not even a hacker man I'm just a sub dude you shouldn't throw out rewards like this if you are barely protecting your website access...

tacs_admin is admin username. took very little time to figure out what the main account is, and how I would go about brute forcing access. step it up.

He now has 748 after this post.

Make that 747.

746

Why erode what's left of your supporters? Obama getting elected was too much for Ant to take, I realize.

Great point. Why would an entrepreneur shit on his fanbase?

Does TACS really only have 750 subs? I assumed it would be much higher, damn.

I think he was being slightly sarcastic with that number, though it wouldn't surprise me if it is in the same ballpark as the real number.

Yeah how does this guy know that #?

How many views each video has? I unsubscribed awhile ago, but back then I was able to see how many views each episode had.

If the TACS network lost Gavin and Pat Dixon I would unsub. I hardly listen to Ant's show, it's the same fucking thing every episode.

You have 749 subscribers.

That's <50g a year from subs.

Is the 749 subs a real number? That's hilarious. His network is doing great but he's losing LoS cause he can't pay them more than 200 bucks a show lol.

How do you know how many subs he has?

You're the best.

Even your dissection of my post is ridiculous! You think Opie won't have a show on Sirius next year? Again, delusional. Desperation? I'm just commenting on your posts. The negative passion makes no sense. Also, if you think the "O&A community" reads and sympathize with this sub, haha. You're really delusional. Aside from this sub, there isn't any other place spewing such horse shit. Try to get a Twitter thing going with the theme of this sub. You'd get slammed. You're a small group who pathetically think you're the be all end all of opinions on our shows. You're crazy or just stupid if you can't see that. There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk. You've sucked each other's dicks into thinking you're a majority of "fans". You're not!

I don't think there is another platform talking about it. Sorry to piss on the parade here.

Are you saying that your platform has more subs than this subreddit? Why aren't they at all vocal?

Not to mention you read countless people on here say they bought long-term subscriptions when Ant first got fired, or when the NYC studio launched, etc., but they can't get through a whole show anymore.

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I want to come to where you work and order some drinks so I can tell my friends "That's Danny Ross, the faggot from O&A" as we all snicker while you awkwardly walk away.

You're so cool, Brewster. I can't stand it.

Very happy with this comment. Very happy.

Something's wrong with Danny. I'm not gonna let this happen.

I get plenty of Facebook and Twitter comments that aren't nearly as toxic as this. Also, it's only this sub. It's a bash site. Which is fine. I just want to let this sub in on the fact that it's a joke. We all laugh at how insanely obsessively negative it is. It's gotten to the point where it's a goof. Just felt I'd voice MY opinion. Nothing more.

We all laugh at how insanely obsessively negative it is.

Like Jocktober? Like the mayor dying? Like you having a health condition? That isn't obsessively negative? When .net said you hospital visit? You got rich being obsessively negative. It's what pays you still.

Don't confuse Frankenstein with Frankenstein's monster.

So who has more subs? Donna wants to know.

God bless you Danny

Danny I'm sorry for calling you kike

too negative?! It's fucking O&A, you retard! Opie and Anthony is one of the most negative pieces of entertainment to ever have an audience. You used to exploit homeless, and disabled people. How could a subreddit be too negative?

Oh it's hilarious how unbelievably sensitive these guys are to criticism. They devoted an entire month annually to ripping on other peoples' creative work/business and encouraging their fan base to slam their social media (oh right, they never said to do it but read it all on air). How is this lost on them?

They've always been a bunch of hypocritical cunts, but they were funny so that made up for it

Just like how FBA was a bash site right Ant? They mattered so little you got mad at Opie for plugging them because they talked about the heart attack you had that you don't want anyone to know about caused by your chronic alcoholism

Also, "We all laugh" with who? Who are you laughing with? Why won't you reply to my post asking when the last time a girl fucked you because of how you looked? What, too real?

All the other zeros he surrounds himself with

Who are you laughing with?

Other guys who claim they don't care like Koke Metzger, because rattling off 500 angry tweets in the span of 20 minutes totally proves you're not insecure.

After what he did to Nicoleaky, this ginzo has brass balks to knock this sub the way he does.

Also, "We all laugh" with who? Who are you laughing with?

People on payroll

We know it's a joke, Anthony. These drunken threads you make are the punchline.

You have the ability to block negative comments and criticism in those places, and you do. Often. You can't call on your loyal, loser sycophants to launch targeted attacks that will have any impact on this place to shut us up, and that REALLY bothers you. Go find another fugly anorexic retard to use as your punching bag. Get some of that pent up aggression out of your system since you can't do it at a gun range anymore.

You can block people on those sites. Here you get it unfiltered. Also why there is a lot of negative shit on youtube, less filters.

The old "we all laugh" routine. Drink the pain.

Plenty of comments are only slighty less toxic than here? Wow thats great Ant...

who is "we"?

Him and his live-in man servant Keith.

Somebody's bothered!

The negative passion makes no sense.

13,000 jerkoff making jokes about you fags is not passion, it's people shitposting while at work or while relaxing after work. You actually live this life. We don't think about this in our regular lives, you do, fag.

The only people who actually feel passion for you are your "fans" that you're talking about on Twitter- who are a bunch of semi-literate racist truck drivers and long island trash at your dumb white trash compound. I glady will let Fred From Brooklyn have the mantle of passion from us. Neither show is known anymore- nobody gives a shit. There were like 5 articles written about your guys' feud in the newspaper.

13,000 jerksoff making jokes about you fags is not passion, it's people shitposting while at work or while relaxing after work.

How is this not abundantly clear to these cunts? I don't think about this subreddit or the show for one moment during my actual life, I come here to laugh while taking a shit for fucks sake.

Im literally shitting as i read this, its half out, dangling

post pics you old tease

You want a picture of a steaming pile of shit? Fine, here.

I'm HOWLING.

I knew where that was going but I loved it anyway.

You're fucking burning tonight lmfao!!!!

Haha we're shitting buddies.

I'll wipe yours if you wipe mine.

;)

The glorious turtles head. Actually ants head and neck looks like a turtle doesn't it. There's also something on a turtle which reminds me of...oh never mind its probably nothing.

They're old. Their aging brains have trouble conceptualizing that we're not one person, obsessing 24-hours a day about them. Intellectually I'm sure Anthony realizes that, but emotionally he doesn't.

That's what I'm doing right now!

Bombs away......

💩

Exactly. I think most people spend 10-15 mins a day scrolling here while procrastinating

Sorry, I'm not here every day. I don't live this life as you say. You're compelled to come here and shit on us. I'm compelled to build a business and do a show. I know this sub is here so I figured I'd let you know how the people you trash think of it. We laugh at the bashing because it's so far from reasonable criticism that it's a parody. That's all. No need to freak out defending your daily visits to this joke sub. Enjoy it. Have fun!

I'm compelled to build a business and do a show.

That consists of shitting on everything you don't like. You guys are the ones who invented living this life of negativity, we're having fun with that concept while on a break from our real lives.

If we're guys who fart after eating taco bell, you're Le Pedomane

Take the "e" off the end and you're right.

Oh fuck yes. You've fucking slayed me.

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L Pedomane?

Anthony, I've been a subscriber to your network since the first day and I've been on this sub for longer than that. The attitude in this sub always reflects the quality of your product. The more your show starts to suck, the more this sub shits on you. You might not notice it, but you always get praise here when you do things that are actually funny.

You are such a funny guy and it's frustrating for us as fans to watch you waste your talent trying to be Johnny Carson. If you just had any two other guys in the room and did a normal radio show with a camera in there, it would be 100x better. Don't you realize that we are mostly radio fans? Having the visual element is awesome, but it should take a backseat to an interesting conversation.

How much have you put in your commissary account?

The alkie doth protest too much

YOU FUCKIN BURIED THIS COCKSUCKA take us out erock

You're compelled to drink buckets of spaghetti sauce

Well, then everyone comes to this sub to laugh then! Good to have you as part of the fun! That's why it's here, because the two shows aren't providing laughs anymore.

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Even your dissection of my post is ridiculous!

No, your post is ridiculous, all I did was break it down.

You think Opie won't have a show on Sirius next year?

He might, it just won't have nearly the amount of listeners his show used to.

The negative passion makes no sense.

It makes total sense. You lost all your ambition and motivation. You were killing it in the beginning, making all this shit happen. Now everything just seems lazy. You're phoning in your show a lot of the time. I feel like I could have designed a better set for every one of your networks podcasts and I have literally no talent in that area whatsoever.

Aside from this sub, there isn't any other place spewing such horse shit. Try to get a Twitter thing going with the theme of this sub. You'd get slammed.

Youtube and twitter are constantly filled with comments relaying the exact same thing we spew here. Maybe what we're saying is funny. Maybe what we're saying is true.

You're a small group who pathetically think you're the be all end all of opinions on our shows.

The vast majority of us barely do anything and yet we've managed to ruin Amy Schumers career, make Opie question everything he says, drive Jimmy in to some weird depression where he hates himself and the show, we continually make you come here and spew all this drunken nonsense. LoS tried to actually 'buy out' this subreddit just so we'd stop. There are tons of other examples.

You're crazy or just stupid if you can't see that.

Ditto.

There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk.

We're just doing what you guys used to do. Maybe we're just better at it than you guys were. I mean just look at what you're doing.

You've sucked each other's dicks into thinking you're a majority of "fans". You're not!

If that was true then none of this would matter to you. And yet, here you are.

yet we've managed to ruin Amy Schumers career

See you were rolling until this point

Badly damage*?

Not even a dent fella.

Appreciate the enthusiasm though!

Regardless, we should never ever stop. Ever.

We won't. This shit is too funny. Cheers!

I think anyone would tell you that this sub has had a very negligible effect on Amy's career. The joke stealing thing already blew over.

Ugh one of these parsed quotes posts. Shut up faggot.

Shutup

Also, if you think the "O&A community" reads and sympathize with this sub, haha. You're really delusional.

What O&A community? This is all that is left of that community since some dummy got fired after getting completely emasculated and decided to go off on a racial tirade.

To be fair, she was a savage who wouldn't just accept some weirdo taking pictures of her in the middle of the night

Yet, here you are.

1v1metwitter

Are you fucking kidding me? Also it's 4 in the morning fuck are you up lurking here anyway?

Also love it this "It's negative!". Aren't you the same douchebag that hounded Stern for over two decades?

No, that was Opie! I'm not even in this argument but let's be honest. I remember Opie being so overcome by jealousy that he would whine about Howard sometimes for an entire break while Ant & Jimmy sat quietly because it was no longer 2004 so Howard had no impact on their lives.

Here when Patrice was on or them shit talking his daughter. I agree Opie was the main antagonist and I have heard Ant say positive things about Howard but he was still doing it aswell.

I know all 3 talked about Howard back in the day & rightfully so. Howard did put a gag order on them & other shit. But I'm talking about in the last few years of o&a. It usually started when Ant & Jimmy were being entertaining then Opie would somehow figure out a way to inject Howard into the conversation so he could whine about him for an hour & then end by saying "But I'm not jealous." And the entire time Ant & Jim would just sit there awkwardly & quietly.

Oh! Yeah completely agree last few years were all Opie.

Okay faggot, what's next?

You're really delusional.

Says the guy who thinks he didn't bomb at Jay's roast

Ask Kurt Metzger if we can get a "twitter thing going". He had a week long nervous breakdown about it.

Twitter , facebook and youtube don't count?

Less words, drunko, and more (subscriber) numbers.

You're a small group who pathetically think you're the be all end all of opinions on our shows. You're crazy or just stupid if you can't see that. There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk. You've sucked each other's dicks into thinking you're a majority of "fans". You're not!

Are you trying to convince us or yourself here?

Sounds exactly the way you used to bash Wackbag and FBA.

I was linked here from another subreddit.

I had heard of your old, somewhat successful radio show, but had never listened. I figured you were just a pair of wannabe Howard Sterns.

Then I saw some videos of you abusing homeless people. It wasn't funny in the least (I assume that was your goal), it just came off as very mean spirited actions from a pair of spoiled children.

Then I found out that you liked to beat up on your 26 year old girlfriend. Clearly the domestic abuse is the worst part of that story, but why are you dating girls in their 20's, you're damn near 60 years old, that's just creepy and gross.

But this thread might be the saddest example of your pathetic existence.

I hope you saved some of that radio money, because I don't see anyone signing your paychecks for the foreseeable future.

Have fun dying alone, asshole.

There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk.

Somebody's never seen the Facebook groups.....y'know, like the ones that your brother saw me call you out on and then doxxed me and you heard my name all weekend of Tampa Bay Comic Con? Ahh, fun times.

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You've sucked each other's dicks

Poor choice of words.

I thought your attorneys told you to cease drinking and internetting at the same time.

Yeah pretty angry acne scarred pussy. He and his two friends that hang around him for his money laugh at us.

Why don't the pests actually do one last pestering? Does Anthony not realize that his life is only salvageable through the luck of incompetent lawyers? Maybe compile a list of clips from dream rape on down, float out the quick word that Anthony Cumia was, at most, always intended to be a character inseparable from his real persona, to the extent Mr. Cumia was fired from his last means of gainful employment after a physical altercation that led to a racial tirade that resulted in his immediate termination. See how much fun it is to call his character into question by calling his judge with asinine questions and shouting, "Free Ant".

Ronnie B that you? Preaching self control while you chow down on your third bucket of KFC for the day?

Because overeating and drug binges totally have the same effects on your daily life. Fucking moron.

Zip it fat fuck. Ron is a hypocrite or should I say HIPPO-crite. Tss. Ever see Norton at a meeting brah?

Ron is a hypocrite

How? Because he doesn't use anymore but still overeats? When's the last time you got a DUI from a sandwich? when's the last time you got into a fight and almost killed someone because you ate too much fried chicken?

You're nonsense.

When is the last time you blob your head up and down in the toilet bowl huh

This being the top comment just proves Ant's point. It is not even worth a grin let alone funny.

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Please don't misspell Sir Saville's name. He is a knight of the realm.

Also he fucked dead people.

It was only one dead person. He wasn't a monster

No it wasn't. He fucked a bunch of dead people, and children, and the mentally ill, and dead mentally ill children.

Litul Lyres

Who wouldn't?

That's Jimmy Savile, with on l like vile.

A knight of Candyland

woman bashing

Allegedly, in all fairness.

Daniel Carver rules.

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I can only imagine you miss every show where we joke about the news or our lives or anything else besides race. They're done more often than not. As to your allegations? You'll believe what you will I guess.

Anthony, nobody fucking listens.

I'm sure glad you're not the person in charge of subs.

Poor Ant. This sub was great when we were bashing Opie or helping Jocktober people. Now that we figured out you're an underage fucker, an avid fan of domestic violence, and a horrible genuinely racist cunt, we're a joke.

Hope it feels good you're ex is in your apartment, you gun-less ass. Enjoy the court date, buddy.

Damn nigga, fuckin brutal I love it

tsss what are your jared fogle or sumpting

subs

jared fogle

Took me a second, but well-played. 👌

Have you figured out how you're gonna get bud light in the joint?

Probably have him go an a diet if I were to guess.

You should tell whoever that is that a lot of people have stopped paying but still have access to your show through the website. Whoever runs that thing is incompetent.

They still send me the RSS feed daily for over a year.

For real, I'm one of 'em. I watch TGMS through the app.

I'm sure glad you're not the person in charge of subs.

Because if you were, you'd be an obese, monosyllabic yes-man batchagaloop like the people Anthony surrounds himself with.

Glad you're not either.

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What success are you riding? You 3 used to be a national syndicated show and now you have less than 800 subs and its dropping.

If I have 800 subs I'll give you $100,000 too. Your estimates are based on absolutely nothing and so far from true. If I had even close to only 800 subs I'd be completely out of business. I'm really being honest here.

You're absolutely right. No educated person with an understanding of elementary school math would really believe you only have 800 subs. That'd be like, I don't know, denying the existence of climate change in the face of indisputable evidence or something.

Ant must be a big Cruz fan, dude just calls another Senator a "coon" like it was nothing.

The funny thing is Ted is such a smart guy but he has no scruples so he just comes off like a dishonest partisan slime ball using debate tricks to make his opponent look foolish. It works for his base but this is a big reason everybody hates him on the floor. If he could tamp down his awfulness he might win some friends, allies and arguments.

He really does remind of of Joe McCarthy.

If he could tamp down his awfulness he might win some friends, allies and arguments.

Sounds like someone else we know.

Without the alcoholism it's him!

Well, with one tiny difference: "Cruz graduated from Princeton University in 1992, and from Harvard Law School in 1995"

Ever listened to any of the recordings of him arguing before the supreme court? He's fucking brilliant, which makes him so scary- he's a genius litigator with no scruples or ethics, willing to do or say anything to harm his opponents, and with zero ability to compromise. he's a true believer and moony.

You 100% nailed why he's so terrifying

Yeah, he reminds me of Anthony Wiener on the other side. Disgarding the text scandal, that dude really seemed to be one of those politicians who truly believed what they said. Of course, that's a hell of a lot scarier to me when you have Ted Cruz's religious preferences, but to each his own. Certainly wouldn't call the guy a phony.

So, a lawyer?

He's got 1,100 subs you gutless cur.

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I can't believe Bill Nye deigned to appear on that show.

He was great in Shaun Of The Dead.

I wish you were dead.

haha lols babes

x 😗

Ooof.

I'll give you reddit gold if you tell us how many subs you actually have.

Don't make a big post trying to call people out and then cower like a drunk cunt when someone asks you for numbers. Numbers, faggot. You're not getting out of it easily. Your soft-spoken drunk monologues might patch things up with 17 year olds but they don't work over text with grown men who laugh at you all day.

So what 2000?

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Why can't you just admit what we already know? You want to do a different show now, cool. But stop fucking telling us nothing has changed when we've listened to the damn show. It's absurd. You want to do a race-baiting, right-wing political talk show. Awesome. We want funny.

yeah you really matched wits with those professors. Also Dave Smith couldn't pull a joke out of his ass to save his life, that guy is god awful as far as comedians go

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I don't think anyone here thinks they impact your career. You impact your career and this sub reacts.

This sub is absolutely beyond laughable at times, but that doesn't change the fact that Hasselhoff ate a drunken cheeseburger off the floor.

Oh shit, now Danny's in this! Worldstar!!!

My phone is landscape however.

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We've gone down this road already. No need to again.

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It's him. He has posted proof before.

Danny's gotta niggas ribs. Hurtin' today!!!

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Wilburys were awesome. Tweeter & The Monkey Man!

COFUCKINGCAINE

And hash.

And the walls came down (Shitty synth piano) all the way to helllllll (more shit synth)......yeah but over all awesome song, I just hate that piano part, damn it!

The voice of reason

Hasselhoff ate a drunken cheeseburger off the floor.

Tsss.. The cheeseburger was boozin all night!! Tsss

Tsss. It was fuckin zooted.

Danny where have you been? Why dont you post regularly anymore?

Didn't appreciate people mocking my harassment. I just happened to be lurking when I saw these posts.

That's a pretty big coincidence wouldn't you say?

Yes, I would. I had to read his post history to make sure it was him.

You ever get that money you begged for?

Not even close! Seems you O&A reddit people would rather give cash to a cartoon than a felony.

Yeah.. We were all clamoring to give Jim our money..

The fuck you talking about?

you asked the question...

I actually believed you when that crap went down and after tonight, I'm almost positive there's a solid chance the guy stalking you was one of Anthony's crew.

I don't doubt it either. There's no other excuse for butthurt. Shit starts a month after his firing. Hmmmmmm.

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Do you think Brother Joe is your stalker or Big A?

NOBODY here donated to Jimmy's cartoon. You must honestly not visit this sub

Oh come on you know we didn't give any money to that horse shit.

Now the baldopie cartoon on the other hand...

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Years ago you blocked me on Twitter and went running to Ant so he would block me too because I made a joke you didn't like. So, I never heard about your victim hood. Sorry.

Those people were obvious retards that blindly hate everything to jump on a bandwagon for internet friends. Most of us average driven-by-hatred ex radio show fans 2 years later thought it was awesome you posted here. Dont let the particularly obsessive weridos drive you away.

Well, Danny. I honestly respect you and sincerely wish you the best, dude.

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Oh, shit, Danny!!!! :D

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Don't forget, there's a crazed man after you and money is tight.

"TJMaxxxGurl" "I think Sam is funny"

Yeah, i don't even need to respond to this.

You could have easily just not responded. Would have been better than what you came up with

Same can be said for you. Good luck on the bargains.

Why did you respond again? This is time you could be spending asking for money! Or actually learning how to defend yourself

Danny, you're a way bigger fag than Opie or Anthony and you should kill yourself twice as hard tbqhfam.

This isn't about that right now, go away.

To be fair, this is completely accurate, but let him hold off on the suicide while this plays out. Cool?

Let him fuck with Anthony

Ant doesn't even know this sub got the dani video out there does he?

Wow this sub literally jailed him. Lmfao.

Haha holy shit I forgot about that until now. His post just got a hundred times funnier.

OMG, I actually never though of that after that night. We actually ruined his life. This sub is gold.

theres a reason he didnt come back for 2 months, and only came back here now to yell at us

You think Anthony actually logged into the cumia show, and wrote that shit? I guarantee it was Keith or another servant. Not anthony. You guys shouldnt feel so flattered.

i dont know man, if some one keep using ur accounts to start beef, i think its a good idea to revoke access

Love your work Anthony! http://youtu.be/Vy-rKJR_Q_g

this is fucking awesome

BA-RU-TAL, brothaman.

Haven't posted on here in months, but holy fuck is this amazing.

hahahahahaha I forgot about all that. y'all are fucking hilarious.

This sub also started the Schumer debacle, it's the reason Jim felt the need to release another Chip episode because of the negative reaction this sub gave the first one, every time Opie mentions "the haters", he's talking about this sub, not to mention Bald Opie, Jimbobo, Dani, driving Brother Joe mad on twitter...
Oh, reviving cakestomp again, exposing Ant's twitter pedophilia, the list goes on

Anthony.

You used to have such a huge support here. This sub was your most loyal fanbase. This sub supported you through everything... even when you got arrested for beating up a little girl and yelling nigger, your fans on this sub gave you the benefit of the doubt, when it happened.

Then everyone slowly started realising that this was just too hard to defend.

Also, your show stinks. But people from this sub clung on to the idea of Jim leaving O&J eventually to join you. That's obviously not gonna happen now. No one in their right mind leaves a well paying gig where you talk shit for a couple of hours and go home, to join up some alcoholic unpredictable unstable racist that broadcasts from his basement.

You've lost all the support of your true fans. Your show gets worse for each and every episode. You sound like the stereotypical old racist redneck dwelling deeper and deeper into your own bitter fucking world while people around you just keep walking away from you, because it's just sad and awkward.

You used to be the funniest fucking dude to ever do it on the radio. I really loved the old O&A show when you and Jimmy riffed together (ALWAYS hated Opie though). But all that wit and spontaneity is completely gone.

And now you come here to shit on the people that stuck up for you for the longest time possible. Go fuck yourself.

Also, one more thing. I remember an old episode of O&A when Louis C.K. was on and you talked shit about some talkshow that kept removing all the clips from youtube that was basically free promotion. And your "crew" is doing THE EXACT SAME THING. There's absolutely ZERO buzz going for Tacs, because there's nothing out there on the web to draw people in. Your promotion team fucking stinks. You're not Prince. No one except the old O&A fans know who you are and they're leaving you.

When you put it that way, he sounds like a real dink!

Easy with the language.

The jerk of all jerks, mayhaps.

Well...the jerkstore called and said they're running out of YOU!

That's a little harsh bro.

Anthony works best on the radio, no doubt about it. The internet isn't for him, and TACS isn't as good as anyone hoped it would be. Nobody can dispute this. Maybe he'll get it together, maybe he won't. Who knows.

But he got fired over some truly stupid bullshit, then his partner of twenty years essentially turned on him and pushed him out the door. Even Larry King saw through Opie's bullshit within five minutes of talking to him. You don't just bounce back from something like that.

All of this has got to weigh on a guy. He went from being on top of the world to essentially persona non grata, and the only thing he had going was his home studio. You can't blame him for becoming depressed and acting out. Yes, a lot of this is of his own making; he chose not to settle down and start a family, but rather to surround himself with golddigging whores. That's on him and he knows it, but that doesn't make it any easier to deal with. And frankly, the fact that he was an unreformed man-child is what made him so consistently entertaining on O&A for all those years. Now it's an albatross. Calling him out for the very thing that made him so funny to us all is disingenuous and unfair.

Again, not making excuses for the guy. But he's provided us with decades of entertainment and now he's going through a very hard time. Of course people are going to rag on him here, because that's what O&A fans do. But honestly, I don't know how many people given the circumstances he's in could have done any better. And I certainly don't take it personally when he lashes out here, unwise though that may be in the grand scheme of things.

I like the guy, and I want him to continue to be successful. I just hope he manages to find some happiness and doesn't burn through his money.

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Yeah I think that's why Larry Flynt would always do crazy stunts like running for president. It was a way to get his name out in the media, and get people talking about him. "No such thing as bad publicity." Kanye West does this too; constantly engaging in publicity stunts to keep his name in the news.

alcoholic unpredictable unstable racist that broadcasts from his basement

I feel like it's time to stop throwing that at him, he broadcasts everything from the Manhattan studio now and has for quite some time. Also, it's sad that THAT'S the only part of that sentence that anyone in their right mind can take issue with.

Why bother... Not even Bennington can get to Ant.

Anthony:

  • The girl you beat, bought and paid for is living in your home in NYC

  • You made good on the bargain your shitbag, scumbag older brother bullied you into and years later he has yet to get a steady, paying job and he will milk you until you kill yourself.

  • Your former sidekick, an over-the-hill fratboy peaker will soon make millions more than you ever did.

  • Before you bought that Morrie-From-Goodfella's level rug and stapled it to your head, you couldn't be seen without a baseball hat. You and Opie are equally insecure about how fucking hideous you've always been.

  • You are a pseudo-intellectual, racist cunt who memorizes Wikipedia stats before appearing on FOX News to make it seem like you aren't a guy who got fucking rocked by a 90's Science Children's show host

  • EVERY one of your exes cites you as a childish, cheating man-child asshole. Even if we sided with you at one point, the common, recurring problem isn't them, it's you.

  • You will die miserable, alone and most likely not in the compound.

  • "What's the endgame?" THIS, you dolt.

EVERY one of your exes cites you as a childish, cheating man-child asshole. Even if we sided with you at one point, the common, recurring problem isn't them, it's you.

No one would care if his show was good. Hell, most people here would probably be defending him against Dani if he consistently put on a good show.

"What's the endgame?" THIS, you dolt.

Shhhh stupid, if you tell him he'll get wise. This thread is the most I've laughed at this sub in over a month, we gotta keep the entertainment flowing.

I'm curious what /u/anthonycumiashow thought when this was read.

🍺 + 🔫

👦🏿

HE DON'T GOT NO GUNS NO MORE!

😍

/u/FaggotBannedKeith is literally one of the only reasons I still read this subreddit. He's right on everything.

Holy shit, fucking threw down the Ether on him

Love the Nas reference.

Oof. That was harsh.

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Think Ant should work the program? I know the fact that Jimmy does is very well received here.

The difference is Anthony really needs it.

Shuuuuuut up you religious douche. Now excuse me this Jack and Coke isn't going to drink itself.

bro I need an Ipad

EDIT: I'm 12 if thats not too old

/u/bobonyc103 needs one too if anyone's giving them out

Dude, always mention your age when trying to get a free iPad from Cumia! It quadruples the success rate if it's below 17.

I'm 12, fake tits, but I also got a dick! Can I get an apple computer?

Stop catfishing, you're a poor, middle aged line item cook, rob dyrdek wannabe

What's wrong had to make a new username?

Reddit is so tedious, especially the o&a subreddit, that it became so long between logging in it asked for my password and I didn't have a clue. Fucktwat_the_clown met an honorable death.

Considering we're the reason Gregg can't announce upcoming guests, or couldn't for a while at least, I'd say we've had some effect on his career.

We can't take credit for Ant not being able to get any decent guests though, that's on Obama.

Just got to this thread, and this is the most underrated joke I've seen in awhile.

I woke up and didn't see this post somehow and saw about 20 in the last couple hours about Anthony crying. I thought "WTF is going on" before I found this one.

what about that amy huh, that 2 vids did some real damage

That video got on the fucking Today Show. That's more than Opie, Anthony, or Jimmy can say.

If you check her latest appearance on Conan, it's clear that the "joke thief" thing got enormously popular.

I DON'T EVEN CARE! LOOK HOW LITTLE I CARE!

Shutup Kenneth

no u

Shutup

no u

There's two actually.

Please point out one thing I've posted here that wasn't a civil and sober response to being shit on here for quite some time. You guys are the ones getting very defensive to my posts.

Ant you've not been sober since you were 13

The little guy needed a drink to build up the courage to hit on a zygote.

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Go take your metamucil, grandpa.

do you brush your teeth with alfredo sauce?

It's good that you added that caveat of "being shit on here for quite some time". Yeah your response is understandable, but you can't claim this shit doesn't effect you at all and then make one of these crazy rambling posts.

sober

LOL

My username.

So fucking drunk LOL. Dani is gone, so he gets to beat on us instead.

Ant would never go for a gook waifu. He needs a round eye one. And maybe a little younger.

Well, THAT'S in my browser history.

Again.

BE DIALING, PEOPLE. ANTHONY CUMIA'S WAIFU ROOKIE CARD ON FLEXPAY.

Apparently he did.

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Someone's drunk. Go to bed old man.

I always get a laugh when you or your white trash mooch brother call this site irrelevant, yet seem to visit it constantly.

Your post looks a hell of a lot more unreasonable than any I've made tonight.

Looks can be deceiving. Remember that english vine girl who looked 13?

Read the fucking news dude, it's okay to fuck kids in England now, everyone's doing it. So long as he goes and preys on the British underclass, then whatever, not my problem.

He's gonna find out that English children have much softer bones than fully grown american (pre)teenagers though, and a homicide charge will be more difficult to shake.

The classic English author James Joyce called it "slumming".

It's one of the only useful things I remember from college British Lit.

does that mean theyll take gary glitter back?

Go cut another check out to Joe.

somehow you're always the victim

Vic Dumb

Vic...

HENLEY! ON © OPIERAQIO

-Vurry Good

Funnier too.

riding through this worldddd all aloneeee

did you see when he used that clip of samcro joe as the intro to his podcast. probably not, no ones seen his podcast

haha...no i'm not subscribed, but brother joe's greasy sons of anarchy ways make me chuckle

Nah someone posted it here. Why on earth would anyone subscribe to that garbage

Anthony please start a new fight with Opie so something interesting happens on either show again.

Something in the way this is written....I think coattails is writing these.

If you didn't care you wouldn't have posted this.

It's not a care or not care thing. You post here bashing our shows. Do YOU care that much about my life? I'm just responding to things written about me. It seems I have a tad more interest in the topic than you should ever have. Yet I'm silly if I even DO care? Ha, come on. It's ridiculous.

bitch you and fag opie used to harass terry clifford, scorch, stern, scott & todd and john & jeff every single year for 10 fucking years, don't give me the babe-in-the-woods routine, karen. i've listened to those youtube clips. You're talking about other radio hosts. conversation after conversation.

Hey, at least I can say we did it for ratings which translated to cash. Honesty, what's your motive? If it's some payback thing it seems a waste of time doesn't it?

ratings came from people enjoying that you dummy

Sir, I'm not going to reveal who is funding the Hater Agenda or is paying us to Manipulate The Hate but let's just say his name rhymes with Sorge Goros.

Because it's fucking funny, ya god damn kook. Holy shit. You retards created the monster and don't understand how/why it turned on you...

It's funny, and it costs us nothing. No subscription fees, no satellites launched into space, no shitty apps, no green screen studios, nothing.

We do this in our spare time and it's far more entertaining than anything that's happened on either of their shows.

Cash that ended up in your ugly ex-wife's pocket and then with the little white trash girls that took your shit.

It's fucking amusing to us, and you are directly responsible for it. Why else would we be doing it? Get the fuck off your high horse Ant, the whole O&A appeal was that you were assholes that made people laugh. That's EXACTLY what this sub is about. I have no idea why you can't seem to understand that.

You weren't asking us that when you were laughing your balls off at their Facebook's getting closed down in Jocktober....

The people that supported you and your show didn't get paid so what's the difference?

that's your defense? nobody got paid to listen you moron

It's fun. Take a joke and make it fun for yourself as well.

Still makes you a shit person

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We also have been defending your drunk, racist, domestic violence, pedo ass for two years.

Now, this is something he neglects to fucking mention, which is cute. This sub defended the fuck out of him during his firing, as his podcast started up, and with all the Opie bullshit. Dude can't look in a mirror and go, "huh, maybe it was something I did?"

Damn right

There's no need for that kind of language.

What time is it right now Anthony? Who is with you in your lovely house?

Why are you on here

You sound like a fat girl.

At least the fat girl would give you an aggressive blowjob before she left sobbing.

Ant won't leave.

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No one here believes for a moment that you aren't here every day. Thanks to Dani's periscope videos, we all know the internet is only second to your cheap vodka + Bud Lites.

Ant, don't you laugh at any of the silly shit we do? You know it's not all about ragging on you right?

Do you think it's a coincidence that we all congregate here to goof off on O&A related topics? We come here to laugh at caustic, horrible and offensive humor, the kind propagated by yourself for years.

Don't take it literally dude, we still have love for you but we are the sons of two fathers and to a far lesser degree one mother.

Still luv u babes ( but take a chill pill aright? )

x

He got a laugh out of Harry hater gobbling up black cock. Buts he's a hypersensitive little faggot when he is mocked, which isn't nearly as often as Tits is.

Jocktober.....

i know, right. it's nuts. i don't know that you're that important to this sub anymore. people here use you, and the things that you say......just as a way to try to be funny. i think were just trying to make each other laugh, and it's easier to not feel bad about making fun of people who have spent hundreds of hours trashing other people just to entertain each other.

This is what I think actually. Lots of shit is thrown in language and bits that originated on the show. That always made me chuckle.

well....you get it, then. were just messing around trying to be funny. it's not even really about you. some of us are fans, but it's still funny to make fun of you.

"I don't give a care"-Anthony Cumia

IDGAC-Cumia.

I spat out my coffee.

Well Ant, I'll give you one thing: this sub didn't destroy your life, you did that to yourself.

How is my life "destroyed"? What do you know? I'm really quite well. I'm enjoying my life. What inside info do you have?

you look like Dying ET

I love how all the replies to his comments are funnier than anything he has said on his show this past year.

Dude, it's 5am, I'm sober, and I've been laughing hysterically at some of the shit people have come up with tonight. Love "Dying ET," and these by /u/really_big_dummy aren't getting nearly enough attention. He's my MVP for the night, he was doing work in the thread. I've been laughing for an hour:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/d0fni77

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/d0fnhzr?context=3

He's a fucking legend this evening. Tomorrow he will go back to his box disassembly factory. Disassembling boxes and dreaming of lower to mid level comedic fame.

I actually used to DISASSEMBLE boxes, believe it or not!

Raw unboxed talent....ooooffff

It actually sounds funnier now I edited it to disassembly.

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Going a little overboard now.

Holy fuck nuts this is very very funny. This shit is why we still come to the sub.

That line gave me a bigger laugh than anything out of /u/AnthonyCumiaShow in the last five years.

You fucked your friends daughter, she brought charges of strangulation against you, and now she's living in your apartment in the city and bragging on Twitter about fucking dudes in there.

this is going great

Because you're nearing 60 years old and headed to prison would be my educated guess.

This is to all you May 1st readin motherfuckers:

GIMME GOLD GOLD GOLD!

Luv ya miss ya

Pending felony domestic violence charges, a criminal court date next month, an inevitable civil settlement awarded to Dani, and all of your guns have been confiscated. That's a start.

I love you, ILoveYouJohnnyCakes.

Dude you are not well. You had your guns taken from you because your an abusive alcoholic that hits women and people like Bobo. You're a pathetic, sad, piece of shit who's clearly delusional.

we have sources

Whole lotta speculation, dude. But I'd be shocked if we were wrong.

The fact that BaldOpie is funnier than you doesn't scare you?

why do you even bother with these loser faggots? delete reddit from your bookmarks and don't look back. these people are soul sucking demonic scum. they arent your fans. theyre fucking losers.

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Welcome home. We missed you.

How do you do boozer?

Holy fuck this is a bad idea. Like a really bad idea. Go to bed you dope.

Ant should have a breathalyzer device he needs to blow into in order to connect to the internet.

paging amy schumes

Good advice. Ant seems to have an aversion to good advice though

After reading his little schpiel, it's not that bad. It's cringey as fuck but it could've been a lot worse. It's just the random whiny ramblings of an old defeated quasi celebrity drunk.

Poor Ant. This sub was great when we were bashing Opie or helping Jocktober people. Now that we figured out you're an underage fucker, an avid fan of domestic violence, and a horrible genuinely racist cunt, we're a joke. Hope it feels good you're ex is in your apartment, you gun-less ass. Enjoy the court date, buddy.

That's what makes this ring so hollow. We were all hilarious back when we were the Ant Defense Squad from 2014-early 2015.

Exactly, everyone else was angry because of our remarks, but since Ant used to be the favorite he'd only get a funny "Ant's a racist/pedo/gun nut" quip every once in a while and suck up to us.

I've never seen someone try so hard to make sure I'm not their fan anymore.

"eh....ah climate change doesn't exist ah imma gonna dunk mah head in spaghettah sauce later cuz imma dumb greasy itayan"

He was going for laughs you see.

18 upvotes? - oof. This sub has passed me by.

Man, somebody gets cranky when they haven't had young, boyish pussy in a while.

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"boyish pussy" deserves an upvote from me.

Work that boi pussy

This is just proof of how insecure and thin-skinned these comics and radio hosts are.

If I was Ant I wouldn't mind being thin-skinned. Less of that horrible pockmark laden outer layer to deal with.

It's a shame they don't do skin follicle replacement surgery.

How many times you gonna post in one thread? Shut up.

Shutup and stop upvoting your own comments with other reddit accounts you have

Shutup faggot.

Shutup

Shutup faggot.

Shutup

Shutup faggot.

Shutup

I'm just responding to years of bashing in a civil manor and you call it thin skinned? You see how ridiculous this is?

tsss civil manor what like victorian architecture or sumpting? double slants u confederate peece a shit.

You sell shirts attacking your ex-partner with a phrase you got from here. You are such a hypocrite.

I'm just responding to years of bashing in a civil manor

Manner* No wonder you failed out of high school.

And what else would you call this? You think somebody who lets criticism and hate roll of their back would do what you're doing? We really aren't that hard to please. Just cut out the race nonsense, stop drinking so much, stop making awful decisions and put a little bit of effort in when doing solo shows. When you think about it, it really isn't that hard.

smile and eat shit ant. Or post in a tearful manner on here. Your choice.

Mother of Christ, did you just say "in a civil manor"?

And you have the balls to knock Vos & Bobo, you greaseball dope?

If this sub is irrelevant to everyone why was a response even necessary?

Terry Clifford and Scorch beg to differ

Oh cool an AMA. Serious question, where do you get your ideas from?

  • Dice
  • Jim Norton
  • Fox News

Next question.

movies from when color was still a relatively new thing

And when being a person of it was illegal.

Still is in the ol' compound.

  • guy who called in to the Howard stern show.

I think it's time we made a full heel turn on Ant

Yep.

Might as well, he already has blading scars.

CUMIASHELLS!

Anthills.

As in "kicking them over".

Brilliant.

Oh, you are a genius.

We should make this a thing

should be called Cumshots. Everybody on Ant's show tries to avoid Cumshots!

Antshells and cumia shells are ages old.

Anthony actually invented the phrase "antshells"

nah he talked about it on his show...we were throwing that out before that show...lol who cares actually

cumshells has a better ring to it

You ever heard of paragraphs Ant or are you just shitfaced right now?

I think he may have imbibed.

quit pandering, melonhead

How did your thread about me go

also if you're going to keep following me with alts, maybe you shouldn't send me a PM under it that says "Try and sully my reputation again and i'll ruin your life faggot" because as much as I hate to be a faggot who appeals to authority for help, I may just report it as proof of vote manipulation and harassment because you're mildly annoying me now.

Who are you? Im confused & I'm just trying to follow along. I wasn't asking in a shitty way.

Scott Greenstein

Who?

Holy shit he can't go a minute without posting about me lol. And it went pretty good, 55% upvoted in 90 votes, lots of people think you're a melonhead.

Accusing everyone of being alts isn't helping.

Shutup

Also, who are you? I'm trying to follow along & now I'm confused.

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He's just a crazy autist that got pissed over getting raped in more than one argument and so he flooded my inbox and thread stalked me until his account got suspended and the whole process started over again with his new account. That's all. But if you ask him, he'll give you a batshit novel.

Go cry to mommy about it quit bothering me. Stop bringing up your personal beefs in other people's threads.

I hope you like site-wide IP bans.

Remember when you threatened to get me banned before and failed? lol Still mad that I got you banned that one time a year ago.

good luck with that, pussy

luck? I ask your alt "how did your thread about me go" and you fucking answer with your main account. You're either drunk or you want to be banned. How dumb are you, seriously?

actually maybe this thread is about you, you are delusional.

Is it?

you've ran out of comebacks, I'm done now. Don't shit yourself in your dreams, pussy faggot

Are ya?

This is the type of shit that this sub spawns. Paragraphs!? Hahaha. You're a joke.

Grammar? A high school diploma? Coherence? What a fucking joke!

fuckin buried dat cocksucka

Hey Ant, when was the last time a girl fucked you because of your physical appearance?

Pretty sure he's always looked terminally ill.

He looks awful.

Yeah all that work faded away after the holidays.

It really would've helped if you're gonna be posting an essay. We all know you didn't graduate though, so don't be too hard on yourself.

Uhh. They have a solidly established purpose in written prose Ant.

Don't be this guy

What happened to you man? You were like us back in the day. You changed man.

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Wahhh... don't pick on me : -(

Oh, but PS, go buy a T-shirt that I'm selling attacking my ex radio partner of 20+ years!

Who is really delusional?

"I'm cool, right, Gavin? Like you would think I'm like 30-something, right?"

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Because he needs attention & is attempting to validate himself. It's sad, really. Powerlessness seems like a terrible thing.

He's doing his show now. You don't know that it's not successful. Why are you posting about him?

Lol Ant right now is in his mansion in the small hours telling this sub he doesn't care.

Cute.

Someone please cue up Kevin Meany's "I don't care" song for Ant.

Funny papers don't have the balls to be that ballsy.

"conservative criticism"

Did you get "constructive" and "conservative" mixed up, you dunce?

He's probably got about 23 beers in him, cut the alcoholic some slack.

Shit that works out to about 50 bud lights he had to consume.

He used to roast the shit out of Di for the same behavior.

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What a beautiful way to start the morning. I can just imagine the steam rising through those hair plugs like a dozen boiling kettles.

*like so many boiling kettles

What IS the end game here Anthony?

Murder-suicide with Keith pulling the trigger when his paycheck bounces.

Serious question, if you're so confident then throw out some numbers -

1) What is your rate of say, 1/4erly growth?

2) Give us a hint on subscriber numbers. What are they, low 4 figures, low 5's, etc.... Surely, a confident man would give us a little taste.

3) How hard has it been to book guests after the Dani thing (non-poached guests from LoS, Star Talk, or other shows)?

4) How confident are you that you can retain LoS now that they seem to be developing their own brand in GAS Digital?

Let's have a little AMA if you're really so confident and doing so well, seriously, I'm asking respectfully.

P.S. One more question popped into my head -

5) How has Norton responded to the Dani thing? Do you feel he is avoiding (or at least fence sitting) the show based on his relationship with Vinnie Brand? Or is it just scheduling conflicts? Also do you think Vinnie Brand is influencing any comics not do TACS, either directly, or passively through his owning of the Stress Factory?

6) How much money have you given to Jimmy's dogshit cartoon?

1/4erly growth

A good post, but you should be beaten for typing that like this.

An4

Why respond to this sub if we are having no impact on you. Also weren't you talking about how Reddit runs Opies life because of how seriously he takes it? Yet we have no effect. No one forces anyone to visit this sub, including you. The fact is, you can't tear yourself away from this sub and it bothers you that their are O&A fans out there that don't like you anymore. If we are so irrelevant why not just ignore us? You find the humor in Troll accounts like BaldOpie and BizarrOpie which you followed, but when someone trolls you, you hate it. This sub doesn't knock on your door, you keep showing up uninvited. You come across like John Candy from planes trains and automobiles with this post. You just had to tell everyone how wonderful your life is and how it doesn't effect you that people make fun of you. You are a public figure and you are going to get shit online, it's just the way it is. Remember when you said that about Opie?

/u/anthonycumiashow you faggot reply to a comment like this for once.

...says the guy that used to call this forum "a place where ideas and opinions can freely be exchanged" when it was 100% anti-Opie.

You're right in there's a lot of delusional nonsense here. But it's also hilarious to us.

Regardless, we have fun. We're living our lives doing what we enjoy

So are we.

Also, you obviously care if you're posting a pro wrestling promo on us.

Anyhow, stop being a fag on reddit and start making interesting and funny radio again. Make up with Opie; if possible, get him to stop being a faggot douche and try to work something out; or at least do something interesting. Dig up Steve C and Patrice, if you have to. Bring back the fun. Where has the fun gone?!?!?

Oh, and stop beating and fucking children.

edit: this post from you will only up the beatings.

edit 2: put down the beer.

edit 3: I'm already submitting this entire post as the post of the year for 2016.

does anyone remember laughter?

anybody

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You sound just like Maxwell when you guys were trashing him in '08. If you really don't care about what we think you wouldn't be drunkenly posting here at 3 in the morning you old queen. People trash your shows because you've all turned into pandering, out-of-touch faggots. Take it like a man and move on.

by the way, /u/anthonycumiashow, you're not breaking any news to us that this is a goof sub. it is a joke, and it's one that i like better than anything "you three" have done in years.

you shouldn't attend a circle jerk and then tell everyone to put their dicks away, it's bad etiquette.

Especially when he started said circle jerk.

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Oh, look, it's Baghdad Cumia here to tell us everything is fine :).

I get it.

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I think brother Joe got into Anthony's Reddit account.

As dumb as these posts are, they are far too intelligent to be from that complete moron brother of his.

True. This rings of old brother Joe. Ant probably told him earn your weekly handout you leech and post something good about the network.

So go post on r/tacsdiscusion you boring old coot.

I heard they had a record breaking 10 whole comments in a thread one time

It's still the top post a month later.

Did slippy have a thought? No, more ass kissing? Ok, then.

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If you think a goof site of shit talkers can degrade that, have fun.

We are degrading you. We are having fun. This is just a fact.

Great then. Have fun. But you have to know this sub has no bearing on our professional lives. Some of you actually post how proud you are thinking you've had an effect on our business. It's so laughable and embarrassing to read.

But you have to know this sub has no bearing on our professional lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDjvpHG2NRI

Didn't someone from here cap and upload the deleted Periscope vid, too?

You're doing god's work here, son. I'm proud of ya.

This post you have made alone proves that we do have an impact on both your personal and professional lives.

If I don't respond, I'm petrified and angry at how this sub rags on me. If I comment I'm proving how upset I am? Haha. Holy shit. Do you guys see how child like your shit is?

i know you are you said you are but what am i?

Your skin is petrified.

Lol this should have a higher score

Anthony how come you never comment on the thousand of subreddits on this site? I never see you in /r/politics or /r/books or /r/movies or /r/woodworking or /r/biology - don't you have any interests aside from drinking and your race? that's the difference between us and you- this is one of a dozens of subreddits we all visit. you only post here. a million speciality subs, and you only fight with people here.

so when your only activity is response to criticism and fighting, yes, it shows you're upset. get a hobby.

that's the difference between us and you- this is one of a dozens of subreddits we all visit. you only post here.

That's not really true at all. I hate Reddit as an entity for the most part. I only came here because it was the only place to talk about O&A that wasn't Wackbag.

I hate Reddit as an entity for the most part.

I do, too, but I'm sure you have other hobbies and interests aside from here that would be the equivalent of posting to other places. Like, I love animation and literature, but I don't post on /r/animation or /r/literature because those are both cesspools- but other websites like them, rather.

Reddit is a horrible website, but Anthony still needs a hobby.

What's this? Niggermania isn't a hobby now? Fuckng liberals. /s

True all around.

If we're child-like do you want to fuck us?

I wish you just came on here and called everyone a cocksucker instead of this "I don't care" at four in the morning thing it makes me sad. To tell you the truth I think 90% of the sub wants to like you but you just show no fucking effort on your show anymore and everything is just depressing now. It's like watching Trump turn into Jeb Bush.

Patrice would quote that Star Trek line a lot saying 'The only way to win is to not play at all'

Maybe you shouldn't have posted here in the first place? How else do you see this playing out?

In any case, all your problems are pretty easy to fix. Contrary to popular belief, we really don't have high standards.

That quote, I think it's from WarGames. Good movie.

"Child like" as in how your relationships with women are? I seriously had relationships that immature with girls when I was a teenager. I would be embarrassed if my relationships were as child like as yours. You are one seriously mentally addled douchebag.

How about just taking a joke like you always did? This escalated because you escalated it by getting all bitchy and dramatic at everyone. You should know better than anyone that's not how you handle things like this

Your posts are even more embarrassing to read. If this site has no bearing on your "business" go the fuck away. Why would you care what anyone here thinks if what you said were true?

I'm just reading and commenting. Why is that so odd?

we didn't know you could read

its still a novelty to have a pensioner on the internet really

This isn't the FBI crime stats page... we aren't used to you reading and commenting on shit aside from that.

Ahhhh, go clean your stent.

Because you're sitting on a tranny dong as you're doing it.

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No? How about opie and that cake stomp, or amy schumer joke stealing, or opie crying on air becuz of no support in the middle of his hate shit storm, or the multiple times we've been addressed on shows. Thats off the top of my head.

No one cared about the Opie cake thing but Opie. Congrats. Opie crying? Who besides this sub gave a shit? And if you think you broke the Amy joke thing, hoo hoo Robin! They ripped me off! You fuckers are nuts.

First off,getting Opie to cry was amazing, think about how fucking monumental that is. As for Amy. We didn't "break" it, we fuckign created it. People here made the videos that were mentioned on the news. People did research to dig that shit up and we talked about it a lot. There was nothing before we fucking made that shit explode. You're just wrong if you think its otherwise.

yea....definitely remember the day before that story broke, and all of the videos people were sharing were created by people on this sub.

The first video ended with a fucking Bald Opie picture. Old man Cumia is drunk posting.

This sub broke the story of your arrest, too, don't forget.

That was a good time (for us).

The Amy video was created from someone here. It was on every morning news show.

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No shit, how's he gonna try to discredit this sub for that?

Doing a Howard Stern impression in a text post made at 5am on a Saturday roughly a decade after Stern already became irrelevant. Classic.

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are you insane? Opie crying was one of the greatest things to ever happen to "O&A". You both, but especially The Opster, were such incredible pieces of shit to people for so long, treating everyone like shit (often hilarious). And then that idiot cries ON AIR basically because he's getting bullied???

You're lighting fire to the only lifeboat on a sinking ship.

You bashing Opie was because of this sub. We're the reason Keith doesn't speak on mic also.

laughable and embarrassing

We're doing a great impression of your show, then.

Double guns.

Have a nice life ... sentence, that is!

baaaZING!

You came here because you want an iPad right?

HOW MANY FUCKING SUBS DO YOU HAVE? ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU BALDING PEDO!

Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine.

sniff. PERIOD.

Im so embarrased for you anthony...its painful!

It's pathetic. And he's been going on for over an hour with this drunken whining.

yeah, i still support the guy and think this sub is awful (heard about this post from the TACS sub) but what a pointless thing to do. THERE WAS NO REASON TO POST THIS ANTHONY. You could have done a bit on your show, made if funny and it wouldn't have come off all douche-chilly like this thread became. Take opie's advice and 'leave it alone' 'eeeeeasy'.

The image of Anthony, alone and drunk at 4AM, hunched over a keyboard, typing "You're delusional' into the subject field is almost too pathetic to bear.

cracks knuckles

Paging /u/bobonyc103 to give his two cents.

I hope bobo bans him.

I would shit myself laughing.

IT'S BOBO TIME

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No the one with the parents too

Do you mean the Christmas picture? http://i.imgur.com/5JEGuCE.jpg

Hey ant, keep wearing a shirt underneath a smaller button up shirt. It's really cool.

This made me laugh so hard

What prom picture?

Just some jailbait he groomed.

Did he stick it in?

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When will this 60 year old man finally get off the internet.

HEY MORON YOU DESTROYED YOUR LIFE AND CAREER BECAUSE OF THE INTERNET.

JUST STOP

Ok. Seriously, twitter cost you your job. Periscope got you arrested. Instagram showed youre a child grooming pedo.

Whats your endgame with the intenet other than looking like an ass EVERY.SINGLE.TIME...

Take Samcro Joe with you too

you got some hard facts here, maybe Ant would be a lot better off, if he flushed his i-phone down the shitter. He always talks about how "life sucked before the i-phone" He had to read magazines and books, had to remember phone numbers and actually had to talk to people, but at less he had his guns, his job and no arrest record.

So when we're anti-Opie it's "conservative criticism," but when we joke about 'ol pock face it's a site of shit talkers, got it. Hey where's our residual checks for your use of the term "greggshells?"

Send him your address and he will pay you with a box of unpurchased torpid sloth shirts in sizes medium and small.

niiice i can sew two of them together and make shorts

This went about as well as Ant's call to Mancow.

Love you, love the sub.

this is going great

How bad of an alcohol problem do u have when you post something on the internet & in 2 hours you have 400 people posting calling you a drunk? That's not at all embarrassing?

It is embarrassing. Who knew the ex O&A community were such advocates for the AA cult. Drink up pussies.

Hey, everybody! We'd better quit it before he shoots us! Oh that's right, he can't anymore because a nobody whore dope addict who lives in his Manhattan apartment for free & is about to sue him for millions had all of his guns taken away! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Holy fuck dude, you washed up degenerates just don't get it do you?

You're not going to make anyone ashamed of coming here, it's the closest thing to a continuation of O&A social mischief we've got. If it upsets you that this is the fan base you've built, maybe you should look back on bits like jocktober.

Why do we keep coming back here?

Because you idiots keep giving us shit like this to thrive on.

Your drunken depressed downfall is a lot more fun to watch than whatever the fuck is left of your bullshit pandering shows.

Whos's We?

Got a turd in your pocket?

I just had a mental picture of Ant with a log of shit in his jeans pocket. Thanks!

💩🗯 " those guys sure are meanie Mr C, you should put them in their place I tells ya. But first, grab another beer. Hell, make it two why don't ya.

And then scream about niggers, triggers and gold diggers until the sun comes up.

Again. "

His guns are gone, it's the best he can do.

Hey Ant, I subbed for a month to your show, it's been four months and I'm still getting it. Can you cancel it for me? Thanks much!

This is funny because he does seem to do tech support on Twitter for his own "network."

"My network is so far above anything I could have imagined in 2014."

LLLLLLINE OF THE DAY....LINE OF THE DAY

Dude you just described the O and A show. Bunch of guys shitting on happy people who have great lives. That was the basis of your whole show.

Damn I thought this was a shitpost by some random fag. Why the fuck are you ranting on here if you hate it so much? Are you insecure about your show? That's the only show that really gets shit. Or is this because you were a total faggot when bill nye was in and people voiced their opinions?

Bud Light at 4 am is why

Damn I thought this was a shit post from some random fag

It is

anthony really did get bullied as a kid. i bet he's given himself this pep talk a few times in his life. teary eyed, and hyper ventilating "uhhuhuhuuu people DO LIKE ME! I AM FUNNY!!"

So obvious where certain obsessions came from when you think about the black kids shaking him down. WOW the Patrice shitbanning must have really hurt. Big surprise it ended up causing him to drink his skull inside-out and clobber a bitch.

Don't be under the impression that people subscribe to your network for YOUR show, you whiny bitch.

"I don't care, I don't care, comedy has passed me bye but I don't care. I don't care, I don't care. He doesn't care! I don't care!"

You care you old ghoulish hypocritic. Read these comments, they're funnier than you are. If you don't like it turn the channel.

Holy shit, this is a new low for Anthony Cumia

That statement gets posted here every month or so.

The irony is I actually believed Ant didn't care about this sub until he came here and posted a wall of pissy-eyed text like a scorned ex.

This post is brought to you by Bud Light.

Being drunk on Bud light is probably the most embarrassing part of it all.

He is a millionaire that lives in a "compound" and he's pounding Bud Lights. He never did crawl out from under that white trash pile he was born under.

It's a McMansion in an upper middle class Long Island suburb. And he doesn't leave his basement.

Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen

and of course © OPIERAQIO

-Vurry Good

Wise words, childfucker.

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no need in asking him anything. Just like Jimmy, he posts a thread insulting us all, then is too coward to stick around and respond to anything. At least Danny replied to people.

Ant would be happy to have a NY waiter in few years when his bank account is sucked dry by bills and leeches.

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I hate how confident people have gotten around here about how great they are. But this is nothing different from the show you did for 20 years. You talked about celebrities like they weren't human. Somehow they were all shitty in comparison to the group of gossiping radio show hosts. You poked fun at the worst day of people's lives. All while having your own sensitivities and heartbreaks that could send you spiraling into madness.

Nothing here is any different than what a child of a deadbeat father emulating him even though he hates him would do. You've made this pops. You let Opie get away with exactly what you despised for too long. You guys didn't talk about things rationally everyday. You spouted shit. You still spout. I know filler when I see it. You're celery in tuna salad at least 30% of the time.

I don't like this sub. But I find myself coming back. Just like you. Just like all the other shit heads. Sometimes people say something mean that makes sense. Other times they're trying and failing to make one of you look like a fool. If I were you I wouldn't try to embarrass these people. They already do that to themselves.

You don't need to write a state of the union address every time you feel like you've had enough. You aren't setting the record straight. Because nobody here really tells the truth. Not you, me or any of the other steaming hot peckahs.

We are a collection of misfits. A sad bunch. Led by no one. Corrected not even by the truth. I like to feel like I'm just an outsider and that I'm not part of this shit hole, but I am. I'm a fucking piece of garbage just like you.

I still think you can be funny. I actually enjoyed the episode with Bill Nye unlike everyone else here. I would blow my brains out if these were my "fans".

There is no end game to this sub. I think 90% of us don't genuinely hate anyone from the show. This is more of a place of therapy for people who enjoyed the brutal, psychotic humor of the show who have nowhere left to go, other than to pick apart the carcass of a show they loved, and will still listen to archives of.

I've cringed at the shit on here and disagreed with plenty, but it's also kept the legacy of humor the show once inspired alive with some of the biggest laughs I've had.

Harry Hater the Cocksucker: come on, Ant, that's the diamond in this sea of shit, and you larfed at it, too.

I think 90% of us don't genuinely hate anyone from the show.

Does Amy Schumer count as "from the show"? Because if I found out that people don't actually genuinely hate her I'd be sad.

Celery in tuna salad? I'm never going on a picnic with you again.

It's filler. Companies put that shit in there so it weighs more. Good, because I bought a big cheese spread and you still didn't suck my dick.

Mayo is cheaper

I'm delusional? No, no I'm not delusional.

ME: HI who's this?

(Bill screaming in the background.)

Oh great, another 4:00 a.m. post by this alcoholic pedophilic piece of shit.

Like im a nigger in my own sub reddit....get off a me! !!

Be more funny.

Come back here and shut up!

Go drink a massive bowl of cum

If only cum had alcohol in it.

Jimmy probably still wouldn't be able to resist

Which would mean he would have actually had an addiction, he's a fucking chinless fairy.

Language!

Sorry gang, this wop gets me real heated sometimes.

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Do you regret admitting your attraction to 13 year olds on national radio and were you embarrassed when Giraldo nailed you to the wall on it?

Where's Giraldo now? Exactly.

4 am, Alfred Hitchcock, twix bar, drunk posting on reddit - perfect night!

The most reasonable Reddit posts always occur at 3:30AM...

We laugh at what a goof this sub is.

Yet you obsessively read it.

We laugh at the jerk offs that think they are having an impact on our careers.

SiriusXM sure didn't laugh at them; it's because of those "jerk offs" that they dropped you so quick. But look at what a wonderful life you've built since being terminated: you went from being best known as a successful shock jock to currently having most people remember you from recent news reports which causes them to think of you as a racist who hits women.

My network is so far above anything I could have imagined in 2014.

And your arrest record is far above anything that we could have imagined in 2014.

We're living our lives doing what we enjoy

TIL Being prosecuted for abusing women is just "doing what we enjoy."

"Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine."
"We're living our lives doing what we ..."
"we've been lucky enough..."
I don't like how Anthony is trying to connect to Opie after selling shirts trashing him, jerking off on air to the greggshells name, and basically manipulating the haters on the internet against opie for so long.

It's the dead giveaway of how pathetic, desperate, lonely, and bothered by all this he is.

That, and his whole career was ruined because he was a scary, violent bigot.

Was he?

Is it?

"basically manipulating the haters on the internet against opie"

Isn't it funny how easily reddit haters are manipulated? What does it say about the half-retards and attention-seeking mental patients that get manipulated by a simple paragraph?

You're delusional

What did he mean by this?

My stomach hurts

Oh my, who let grampa on the internet again?

Don't you realise internet is destroying your life dude? You lost your job, you lost your guns, you lost your apartment, you lost your guests because of the whole Dani debacle, you lost your friends, you lost any respect you had among fans.

Your loyal fanbase, who defended you through racism, implied pedophilia, retardation and alcoholism turned against you. And you know why? Because you're not funny anymore.

Oh and btw, when is Jimmy coming to the show, you put all this work getting your podcast equipment in the city for naught.

I laughed more at the things you fuckers wrote tonight then I have in the last two years of bad radio.

I don't even post about Anthony that much. He's actually the least interesting of the 3 now. Just an uneducated wannabe right wing pundit. Even his retarded brother is more fun.

Nothing says "I don't care" like a drunken rant at 3:00am.

I still wonder what the motivation is to come here on a daily basis and trash the people and the product they put out there on a daily basis.

You mean like how a trio of shock jocks would repeatedly trash radio hosts (including some in their own building)?

Oh yes, silly me, what COULD be the fun in that.

Basic show business 101: Don't turn on your fans

I think people just like to poke fun and have laughs

This "trashing" is no different than what you did for 20 years on the radio. How is it any different from that time you verbally eviscerated and analyzed Joe Piscopo's stand up special? I bet that made him feel terrible listening to that.

Joe? Is that you?

I wake up and this delightful present has been delivered from Ant. Thanks for being a unsuccessful alcoholic Anthony, it's great to see a brother Joe like post.

Is ant such a right wing dick sucker that he doesn't know the term is 'constructive criticism' and not 'conservative criticism' or maybe he was saying we're all liberals so our criticism doesn't matter?

Does it?

faggot lib

And BTW this sub is funnier than anything you've said since 2010.

Nice implication that no one reads the sub, Ant. The sub has 13,000+ subscribers. You'd kill for those numbahs.

I still wonder what the motivation is to come here and trash people.

You made a living trashing complete strangers. Sometimes you did it passively, other times you did it right to their faces in studio.

What was your motivation?

making money?

Lay off the Xanax and booze you greasy, brillo headed, child molesting, racist. Wait no, Actually take a whole bunch and lie in an overfilled bathtub, you oversensitive phoney dipshit.

Lol. I think when an alcoholic who beats up young women gets mad at you you've done something right

Did ya?

just quit the business and we'll be square

Did we just witness the end?

Nah Opie posting here is our real end game

I didn't listen to O&A because of the fascinating insight into the world provided by 3 out of touch middle-aged men, I listened because it provided me with the funny. O&J and TACS don't provide that funny anymore, so now I get it from watching the careers of 3 old men slowly go down the shitter. There isn't an endgame, its just entertaining.

This sub started the giant story of the Amy Schumer thief shit, that seems to have been picked up a lot all over the internet and beyond. Shit was discussed on every podcast on your network as well as pretty much every comedy podcast there is. Not saying this is some amazing place, it is mostly just people trying to make eachother laugh but there are a subset of pretty effective chaos makers around here. Also you are here for some reason trying to let off steam. If you didn't care you just wouldn't load the site all. This is a bit of a pathetic post.

YOUR BROTHER IS A WORTHLESS FUCK

You say odd shit to people dude

Anty! Come on! Wanna sing karaoke?!

Is this because we made you delete your Vine likes?

Says the closeted bisexual who likes sticking his Moorish dick in low-rent Bailey Jay wannabes.

Kurt and Brother Joe are the undisputed kings of going on social media and screaming "I'M NOT BOTHERED BY IT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in massive quantity.

And then there were three.

You don't need a psych course to spot denial when it's this obvious. The desperation stink of it is overwhelming.

It's not remotely surprising ol' grouchy megalomaniac shut-in with the same 20 ass lickers - and no one else - around him constantly, insulating him and telling him how great he is - and nothing else, would go this route.

All those decades of drinking and killing brain cells everyday is finally catching up to you it seems.

You're a sad old man

"Conservative criticism"

That's fucking hilarious

That what jocktober was about? Maybe you just can't take what you dish out?

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This sub is routinely hilarious and I'm very grateful for the fact that Ant dropped by to give us all yet another opportunity to be hilarious. I don't think Ant realizes how much better he just made our day (and the entire next 2 weeks, undoubtedly) by coming here and making fodder of himself. I salute you Ant.

Do you?

Hey Ant do a follow up where you go in depth about your insatiable longing for tranny dick

Or something

The Guinea doth protest....

Countdown til the Guinea cries on air like his estrogen filled partner.

I'd kind of like an honest response to the discovery of his hundreds of ghoulish Vine likes more than anything.

This gets overlooked the most, he'll never address it.

This is goin great.

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You don't even get any real buzz unless you mention Opie. That does not sound like a successful solo career. You're like that guy who was part of popular band that leaves and makes a shitty solo album no one listens to.

Your comment is not accurate.

Ahprul Falls.

Maybe if you drunkenly whine about how this doesn't affect you 60 more times we'll start to believe you.

Listen to any old O&A show start to finish. Make note of how the hosts were scumbags who bashed any and everything unfairly as a goof and encouraged their retard fans to join in on their bullshit. Then wonder why your fanbase is like that you fucking dunce.

You're a pathetic shell of your former self. You've become that guy.

The last stand and final speech before the early March court case guilty ruling!

I think overdosing on Propecia for 15 years has turned any trace of testosterone this manlet ever had into estrogen.

Everything you've said is true except you do care, you care a lot. It's also interesting how gleeful you were in the trashing of Opie to the extent of having shirts made yet now it is a problem

pEEopLE aRe lOViNg yOUr shOW............................................................................APPPPPREEHHHHL FAAAAHLS

Oh shit, this reminds me, I have to go cancel my sub to TACS. Been meaning to for weeks. Thanks for the reminder Ant!

Do you?

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Do i?

This sub hasn't changed, though. Everything we love is just gone.

Maybe if Anth did more Dice impressions he'd be raking in the subs.

Also, if this was 1991 and that was a timely reference.

Drinky drinky motion.

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LoS is shit. He owns Gavin more like.

Peckahs.

Based on this description the sub remains what it always has been, a perfect reflection of what it discusses.

Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine.>>I still wonder what the motivation is to come here on a daily basis and trash the people and the product they put out there on a daily basis.

Opie and Jimmy are doing fine and yet there was a big article in the paper about Sirius and they weren't mentioned. And we trash what people do on a daily basis and yet when that article came out that didn't mention O & J didn't Mr. Cumia tweet about it in a malicious manner?

Fuck off you drunk piece of shit!!! I was actually defending you about the Dani thing but now I hope they fucking lock you up for 5 years with some of those "savages" you rant about everyday and you get that tight wop ass torn apart on a daily basis the whole time you are there.

And for the record I listened to O & A briefly when you first came to WJFK in DC and wasn't impressed. I found you again on Youtube and actually started enjoying the show. And then I found a mention of this reddit on youtube, came here a couple months back and have stayed because it is fun and interesting and can make people laugh. Maybe instead of being such a pathetic, whining faggot you should read the posts here and try and remember what being funny is all about. Until then keep supporting your loser leech of a brother and the rest of your "friends" who are only there because you have a mansion and money. Dani showed you for what you are. She was with you for fame and money, if you had no money you'd never pull a halfway decent looking girl.

Ah wait, you won't read this because it's Saturday, the day that you usually go cruise the soccer and softball fields of the middle schools looking for your next victi....girlfriend.

Lol...yeah, this sub has no effect on any of you. That's why you're posting...you're not bothered in the least. For a poker player, you're awful at bluffing.

You sound like you've been joctobered and aren't taking it well.

Someone photoshop Ant's face onto Terry Clifford.

Does he?

He's not wrong. This is the sub I go to when I'm on the toilet.

What kind of a person reads their own fan page then incoherently ramblingly comments on it?

An alcoholic has-been who's lost nearly all of their humor.

Just like you have fun reading this sub apparently, we also have fun reading it. I'm a TACS subscriber but I also enjoy ragging on you old fuckheads. In the end you're getting paid and both sides are having a laugh, seems like a win-win.

Go back to entertaining Bobo you stupid wop. Nobody here cares about your opinion.

This sub went from making me laugh to the most depressing place on reddit

Take off your blinders it's always been the most depressing place on reddit silly

You know how in the 80s when Reagen was president & you really liked the direction America was going? Well we feel about your show the way you feel about America today. Why tweet about Obama all day every day? What's your end game. You think anyone in the Obama administration reads your tweets? They think you're a parody of a republican at this point....if that's what you are going for - congrats!

Ant, you weren't like this at some point in the past. Your irrational fear of Obama, which was entirely seeded by your terrible father's racism and you're too stupid to know it, changed you into this pathetic example of human failure and weakness. Stop it.

Ok, so what's got ol' man Cumia so riled up he put down the Bud Light and picked up his electronic typewriter

We have a tremendous impact on both shows actually. I'd even go as far as to say that we're indirectly responsible for you getting fired. Posters from here are the ones who spread your tweets around the web after all. So, you have us to thank for being jobless. You're welcome.

Awww.. is someone pissy that the better part of their career/life is over? It's okay buddy. Keep drinking. That'll help.

What happened to your vine account? And did you ever fuck the shit out of that teenager?

you're a worthless sub

"What are things dom tranny hookers have said to Jim Norton."

use this as an opportunity to re-bond with opie over the hatred of this place so maybe you guys can do O&A again cause that's all these lost puppies really want in the end

Good lord, why would he do this to himself? I get what he's trying to say but his ineptitude at using the Internet properly reminds me of bobo.

Ant, GET OFF TWITTER, GET OFF REDDIT, NEVER ENGAGE IN INTERNET ARGUMENTS, DON'T ASSUME IT'S A TEEN A GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO. Seriously dude, you don't know how to use the Internet responsibly, you lost your fucking job and your guns because of the Internet. You're an addict.

but only lost his guns indirectly because of the internet (periscope, people here saving Dani's video, etc.). That wouldn't have been possible if he hadn't drunkenly abused her.

Go fuck yourself.

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Over 13,000 individuals makes absolutely no difference, right gang?

to be fair over 3000 of those are Ben Alts

Are you suggesting we raise a generation of super faggots?

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with somewhat less aids

Give it time.

Won't happen. BJ had an HIV scare because he has groupies, called "2U-pies", lining up behind him. Anthony isn't famous enough and doesn't have as much money as his more successful older brother.

lol 2U-pies

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahah

"Regardless, we have fun."

Why can't you see that this is fun for us? Nobody's looking to destroy your soul. We're just giving you the "Yakov Dinner Theater" treatment, and you give us a LOT of material to work with.

If you want to be treated better, act better. Clean up your personal life and put on a consistently funny show, and you will take exponentially less grief here, on twitter, and in the courts.

I think it's extremely unfair that you're not able to take a good ribbing, but you expect your lady friends to.

Does he?

I accidentally clicked on this thread, not paying attention to much of the page, and I thought. "Weird, why is Anthony's rant from July still stickied?" You came here last night for another drunken rampage?!?

bump

Yeah but it is funny, unlike...

Don't be this guy

You gave up funny for daily right wing stump speeches. You need a cohost. Why do I bother, we told you this a million times.

well.........that was hilarious. pretty sure it drives anthony nuts that this sub isn't completely in love with him. him and kurt kind of keep coming back to the same thing. "YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING THE BEST OF ME, BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!!!" Like the idea of us thinking we got to them aggravates them so much.

Ant Metzger

pot, kettle, black

The irony of a fool whose life and career has been brought down by his own stupidity on the internet having the nerve to open his yap..

Shut the fuck up you degenerate alcoholic pedarest. Go to bed or rehab.

You're literally worse than Opie. Even Tits is smart enough to not to engage. You fucking dolt.

Shut the fuck up you ginny wop daygo cunt.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers

Good luck, bro

Alright faggot! What's next?

To be fair, this sub itself has entertained me more than my TACS subscription. I cancelled that shit after a month. I like Ant, but he's self destructing.

This is why r/opieandanthony is the first sub I check every day.

/u/Anthonycumiashow this sub is a joke but you felt the need to address it anyway right?

You're a fucking joke... I'm glad your guns got taken.

how is this a parody of a sub? Isn't it just a sub?

Is it?

Ant, you gave me years and years of comedy and I'll always be grateful for that. I really do hope for the best for TACS. That being said...you gotta start making some reasonable choices fucker :o

All of us together have no impact on your life compared to your own self-destruction. Ronnie is correct: get off the fucking booze and try to turn your life around.

I could support someone who everyone said was a racist. (I actually found Opie to be the racist one, if only out of stupidity.) I could support someone who people found to be edgy. But then when you decided to throw "beats up skinny little tiny young troll girls", that was my limit.

I still subscribe, because 6 bucks is no skin off my back, but I can't walk around with a racist girl beater shirt on. I can't tell my friends, "hey, check out this girl beater! he's hilarious!"

I said this years ago, but light right political talkers like Gavin do what they do better than you. Stick to the humor. Get a cohost. Literally anyone, just to have someone to play off of.

I don't know man. I just don't see this whole thing turning around without major changes but I'm rooting for you.

All of us together have no impact on your life compared to your own self-destruction. Ronnie is correct: get off the fucking booze and try to turn your life around.

lol people have been saying this to him for years... you're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. A 50 year old single mans owns a mansion and exotic pets, and you think he needs to turn his life around...

i guess you never watch those "where are they now" stories about rich people who lost their fortunes. because profligate spending, failed businesses, and arrests are usually pretty high on the list of causes.

ok where is Anthony now? Working from home, owns his own business, and has a new studio in downtown NYC that he rents out to shows like Star Talk while running his own growing streaming network. How exactly do YOU define success? Being able to afford a 12 pack of Keystone after a 12 hour day installing HVAC units is fine but I wouldn't define that as incredibly successful... no one makes a fortune without taking a risk.

It will be hard to run all that from behind bars.

Not really.

and Ant is rich, what makes you think he would go to jail when it's an obvious money-grab lawsuit? Your hate is blinding your common sense. I bet you're a Hillary supporter too..

I bet you're a Hillary supporter too..

Ah, TACS fans. Always shoehorning their curmudgeonly politics into discussions that don't require them at all. Does Cumia require that for your subscription in addition to the 10 dollars for his shoddy webcam show?

Sorry I forgot attention-seeking reddit fags can only handle dick and pussy jokes without getting confused and angry.

Anyone who pays Anthony for humor revoked their humor gauge a long time ago.

have you never watched legion of skanks or NYC Crime report? Austists on this sub think humor is repeating the word cuck 1000 times.

Or overusing variations of the word 'autistic', you self-loathing faggot

Everything I've read seems to say she had a bruised rib and other signs of physical abuse.

ya but everything you have read is speculation, nothing has been officially released... did you know that people are innocent until proven guilty in the US? And even if you assume he is guilty, what makes you think he will do time in jail?

I stopped being in relationships like the one he had with Dani once I hit my mid 30s. At some point you realize how dangerous it can be.

Well, some people will just never be happy fucking an older gal if they don't have to.

then do one night stands on tinder. jesus man we have an app for that.

Do you?

I would rather be delusional than suck a limp tranny hormone cock.

Ant knew what went on at that subreddit and every once and a while he'd have to take a beating. But by then, we didn't care. The way we saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime...

By the time Ant had been on the sub 15 days, he was already taking more shit than half the adults on reddit.

One day some of the users from the sub carried Ant's reputation all the way down. You know why? It was out of disgust.

I like how when this sub was mostly on his side he said that some of the posts are "like they were in the same room". Now that we give shit to, not only Anthony but everyone, we are delusional.

No Chiproll? Go fuck yourself Ant.

You forgot that 5% of the shit is funny, 100% intended to be funny. It's like a condensation of the callers.

I can't decide which is more pathetic, this thread, or when Jimmy came here and yelled at everybody that "WE COULD HAVE CALLED IN!!!"

Anthony I'm afraid you were the one who's delusional sir. How are you doing just fine your apartment has been commandeered by your ex girlfriend you beat the shit out of and have to go to court now. you have a severe alcohol problem, you want to have sex with 13 year old girls. on what planet is that doing well?

Anyone else loving the irony of H2SO4 face turning into Opie just months after he mocked him mercilessly for our amusement?

Shut up, you old, woman-beating wop!

u/anthonycumiashow What the fuck is the point of posting here then you fucking half-a-nigger. If it truly doesn't mean anything put it on that sweet little "pay no mind" list of yours. The only reason I even got involved with the subreddit for this shit show is because Jim Norton is a sweet little dear and I love and respect him. You and Opie can drink bleach for all I care. I don't wish you any specific harm or success. You're irrelevant to me. I can't and won't speak for these hyenas though.

thats the bit you iDIOtttt

where the hell have you been?

If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't even address it. Can't tell if you are trying to convince us or yourself and that this sub doesn't matter to you.

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Remember when you used to be funny? How did you write something so desperate and devoid if humor?

You think fucking an ugly head case 40 years your junior is a good idea but we're all delusional. Ok.

Anthony Cumia Show don't got a niggas ribs hurtin cuz it sucks

At this point, Anthony is more Brother Joe than broadcaster.

You can't seriously be this stupid Anthony. The worst possible thing you can do is ever show that we're getting to you. Well played, moron!

Do you?

i feel gypped, I been coming here for years and no one ever beat off in my face

Enjoy losing all your guns, and your freedom, you woman beating spaghetti nigger.

Yum!

()# TransWithAnt

If there were reason for these miseries,

Then into limits could I bind my woes:

When heaven doth weep, doth not the earth o'erflow?

If the winds rage, doth not the sea wax mad,

Threatening the welkin with his big-swoln face?

And wilt thou have a reason for this coil?

I am the sea; hark, how her sighs do blow!

She is the weeping welkin, I the earth:

Then must my sea be moved with her sighs;

Then must my earth with her continual tears

Become a deluge, overflow'd and drown'd;

For why my bowels cannot hide her woes,

But like a drunkard must I vomit them.

Then give me leave, for losers will have leave

To ease their stomachs with their bitter tongues.

-Anthony Cumia, on the /r/opieandanthony sub

When did Ant become a grandmother?

Wow this is pathetic.

At least my hero Fez Whatley saved this sort of stuff for the show making entertaining radio. Your on a fan page shouting at a few people with multiple accounts. I hope this is for the show and not a personal mission. Also I unsubscribed from Tacs a while back because you have made some terrible choice on air and off. However bring Ron or Fez on board and you can have my money regardless. Since you are here thanks for many great years of radio shame it all ended it was good to listen to.

I assumed all of that before you posted this. The fact that you posted it kinda proves you are bothered by it, at least a little. Bothered enough to prove to a bunch of losers that you're not bothered by it anyway.

U mad, Tony? 🐙🚸🔚🚯

That's some grade A old man formatting right there.

You sound like Opie.

Dude that's fucking low.

At least he spelled "You're" right.

What's the matter, too real?

IIIIIIIIIII DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE https://youtu.be/PG-qCyYZRms?t=9s

i alwways thought rip taylor sang that

This sounds like Brother Joe is typing this.

Thank God for this. It was getting kinda dull here this past month.

Why would you do this to yourself?

/u/anthonycumiashow has commented more in the last 24 hours than the average user of this sub.

I liked this guy when he didn't act like such a triggered faggot.

Enjoy your monster, Dr. Hackenstein!

Yaaaaaayyyy, you made a stickie!

Ant, you were all in with this sub when the circlejerk was attacking Opie. You were acitively participating.

That's why I don't have any sympathy for you. No-one should, at least not until you address that issue.

If you fail to see this, you are truly delusional.

I still hope the re-union will happen some day.

Do you?

It really is hilarious that Bobo is more respected here than that piece of human filth Cumia.

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Bobo's a mod now. He is respected.

Maybe this sub has passed you by

SOMEONE SAID THAT ONE ALREADY! BIT OVER!!!

Dude I hired you to do some work around my house and you beat up my family, called my neighbor the N-word and caught you smoking crack in my basement! Fuck you!

C'mon lets do some karaoke baby!

TL;DR.

Sorry.

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This is a parody? That's good right? I mean we are entertainers..sort of, kind of. Are we ironic? Ironic is also good, right? We're a joke, that's certainly a good thing. I've only been here two months; am I part of the we?...peckas?

NO if you're not in stand up you are a CIVILIAN. You're not allowed to do comedy

What started off as a good show has become two terrible shows.

We laugh at the jerk offs that think they are having an impact on our careers Everything is funny when you're whacked out on xanax

Fuck, 500 posts already. I miss all the best threads.

Ant, you suck so much you cant even post this at a reasonable hour

You didn't miss it, you're here! (:

geeze Cumia tell us how you really feel!

LINGER LONGER

this sub brought us all together, remember the good times before the pimp slap with the strong hand... this sub sustained a break up, bashed opie ..which you loved... come now sir to your senses .. this place is all you have

I kind of find this sub fun to read.

This was a terrific idea which will only bring forth good things for you. So much better than ignoring and going forward positively in your life.

BTW TACS subscriber since day 1, really appreciate the kindness Ant.

JEE-sus Christ. SON of A bitch...

Haha, this isn't real is it?

Thank you for reading. Hope we provide you with many more hours of laughable toilet entertainment.

Haha your delusional to think your nework is going to last. Bob levy? Really ? Cuz he going to replace LoS subs when they leave ? Get real buddy have another drink alchy.

conservative criticism?

when has anything on reddit or the entire internet been conservative?

Why didn't daddy come visit at r/tacsdiscussion when he came to town, why daddy?

He doesn't give those bigoted virgins the time of day.

Ant, I need a phone and a new wheelchair. My teacher yelled at me and I cut myself. I can use my little asshole as a vagina!

Can we bet 50k that you have less than 50k paid active subscribers today? As audited by a reputable accounting firm of course.

Can you imagine Howard Stern or Bob & Tom's fans talking this way and them responding this way? I'd say how the mighty have fallen but he doesn't sound that mighty to begin with. peckhas.

I just imagined Chip McGee calling all of his fans delusional. And somehow, it was funnier than the last two years of whatever the fuck O&A have become.

Was it?

Would you?

Damn! You crackers are vicious. Lol

just never to anyone's face.

Are they?

Sorry, drunk-ass but I have to interrupt. Silva vs Bisping: "He has the precision of a watchmaker." I just shit myself.

Well it beats 4chan

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First: that's the bit. Although some morons here just wanna be in on the joke and take it too far and make dumb references. (What would Patrice think, etc.)

Second: you are welcome for all your success. We gave you that success by paying for the services to listen. We gave you the ability to do what you love. (Yapping a few hours and partying)

Third : yes you might be doing ok, but, you could be doing better. A tiny bit of adjustments and you could be doubling or more what you bring in. (Trust me I'm an engineer. )

Fourth: as of right now Gavin and Dave are the only reason you have watchers/listeners.

Come on man, be the guy we thought you could be.

How recent is this? Holy fuck I thought we were all alone here.

It shows you when posts were made on the Intercomputer

Fine, we really don't care. We have enough influence to drive you to make some shitty rant. Do your show and leave us to our weird surreal parody that we are. Nobody actually gives a shit about you or Gregg anymore...You are irrelevant has beens.

You USED to be great, die a happy death man, and stop drinking dude...you're getting too old for that shit.

Ahh the woman beater graces us with his presence.

ShedD EhpP

REEEEEEEEEEE

"No one reads this sub"

So you're a no one?

Pekaz

Jimmy loves the direction of the subreddit. Nice try on the hate tho...

Is this real life? Anthony ... come'on, man. Not everything can be bullshitted through! This isn't like the aftermath of a crappy Roast performance.

It's actually quite an effort to bring this sub into the bathroom with you. That's commitment right there.

ahahahahaha oh my god okay, no, I'm okay, hahahahahahaha oh man hahaahah did you see that idiot hahahahahahahahaha

are you autistic?

Are you? Do you need a friend?

I never really looked at wackbag back in the day, this reddit has shown me the great fun I was missing.

Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thanks Obama

AIDS

The man has a point :-))

Through your tears

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Jesus, Ant, calm down.

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Tbf, every time anyone takes on a mass online forum it ALWAYS ends well.

ha

Fucking wop

cannot believe he drunk posted this. you just added nitro-methane to a raging hot fire dumbass. go follow/post on more 12 year old twitter accounts you fucking creep.

Excuse me Mr. Cumia,

How exactly is it that you warm up before a show? Is there a mic backstage, or do you just crack your knuckles before coming on?

This reddit sub is funnier than the O&J show at least.

I agree with some points. For example, post that shit on other people are just unnecessary and I always ignore 'look what Opie/Ant did' posts. When you say these people have no impact on your career, you're wrong, because they are your core fans!! People that made your podcast available and enabled your career to move are here on Reddit too! Don't forget that.

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The purpose of this forum was to destroy the three of you individually so that you'd have no choice to get back together.

I don't know if that's the goal anymore but that's what I thought it was.

nah it was just to destroy opie than the other two started acting like douchebags

Jokes aside, it's good to hear things are going well for you. I really enjoyed you on PKA, you should do more stuff with those dudes.

Seriously though, get your ass to John Sahag.

Anthony cumia: I DONT CAAAAAARE I DONT CAAAAARE

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in a way i agree with ant, all the hate, especially the opie hate, is just getting old, its just not funny anymore, in fact, its stopped being funny last year

well its not like hes gotten ANY better. PUHERIOD

So why are you here?

I'm here cause I can be fuckface, just like anyone else

Then quit your fucking whining about the Opie bashing you cock faced idiot.

again, like everyone else in this shithole, i can say whatever the fuck i please

You sure can. But why are you bitching about the Opie hate when that is all the sub is at this point?

I love that almost everytime I leave this sub for a couple day and check up on things here, something happens.

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For someone trying to put forward the impression that they don't care about what we think, you sir, really do care.

Does he?

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HOW CAN HE SLAP?

Come on, man. This is just pathetic. Your show is trash and your network is trash. Sorry but it's true and I wish it wasn't but it is. Need to take a deep look inside and figure out why people criticize you. Maybe it's because of something you do. And do you not see the hypocrisy? You laugh and make walking on greggshells shirts and shit on opie relentlessly and and then people on a message board criticize you and it's boo hoo you guys are haters. Fuck that. What a pathetic reaction and a pathetic mindset to have.

you need to take a deep look inside. Anthony doesnt care. But i do. And so do all the other posters. we should all be looking deep deep inside.

but we are having fun tony

bippity bop

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Hey dani "soon to be cam girl" golightly is that you?

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Honestly, I think your downfall has 20% to do with the niggers and 80% to do with you being a weak human. Statistics don't lie.

Says you

How did I join a sub full of the fag fans? I barely use reddit because I don't see the point but apparently yall all fuckin rag on ant too?

I assure you it wasn't something we do often. Yeah, it's good from a major news event to your bullshit?

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Anthony, even if you are right, the fact that you have put so much thought and effort into telling us this implies that this sub-reddit does affect you, which would imply that you aren't right.

Dammit Ant! You're better than this!

Ant sounds like your a pissy eye faggot. If you don't get this then you never got your show. You sound like Opie with this rant. You should thank us for still making fun of your 60yr old hair dying hermit like life. Just because you have depression issues now and can't take a joke don't read this and play with your dolls

This sub has actually been quite effective related to my experience. I was a regular listener very late to the game until I saw the "Opie smashes the homeless guys cake" video. I have been weening myself ever since. I don't rant but I won't support that type of behavior.

What would he know about creating laughs on a daily basis?

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If it does not affect you then why are you posting?

When will /r/opieandanthony finally change it's name to /r/somethingawful?

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lol at fags posting long ass paragraphs

LOL, @ words

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Hey Ant, dunno if you'll see this but I'll give it a shot.

First I should say that I agree with you in that, if the water levels are rising, we'll be able to adapt to it because it's not like the water is rising by inches per day, it's inches over many years.

Having said that, Bill Nye failed to bring up the most urgent effect that the changing climate will have on our planet: mass starvation. Temperatures are rising by an average of 2 degrees per year (I think), but that's an average and in some areas it's much much higher. The areas that will be most horribly affected are the ones where a majority of the Earth's food is grown which will have a ripple effect on the rest of the Earth's population. It's argued by some that the desperation that comes with starvation will lead to a lot of violence on top of the increase in hunger.

That point is something that I don't see climate scientists bring up too often which is disappointing because it's more relate-able than water slowly rising in Florida. The rest of the world is probably better off with Florida under water anyway.

And then there's the bees...

yea but what about the trannys and choking of Dani ? How does that fit in ?

Ant, might I suggest....leave it alone.

I love Ant and if any of you has a problem with that, sukk my JIANT peckah soc cuckers!!!!

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WAZZZZAAAP

Opie and Jimmy and Anthony. Just wish you guys could all be together still.

Haha was busy the last few days. Popped on to see what's going on, and saw this!

Did anything in particular happen to set off this thread?? Everyone knows this Subreddit is crazy, and everyone involved wifh the old O&A show gets it both barrels to some extent, but lately I don't really recall anything really recently to set him off.

Yea, the Dani thing was a big deal a few months ago and IMO it really took away the steam TACS was building the end of 2015. But the network itself.....the Skanks have been chugging along solid. Gavin is always good and his marathon attempt was fantastic. East Side Dave has been a cool addition to things. Pat and Mandy seem to have settled in and are growing their audience. For TACS itself, last week was the best week of TACS in months with 4 totally solid shows with almost unamimous positive feedback.

So what the fuck set him off to go off on Reddit?? Sure, there's been times he was annoyed with what goes on here, and he responded on TACS with a mix of amusement, exasperation, and annoyance, but at the same time I do think he reads shit and to some extent he does take some criticism and works to acknowledge it and make it better. At the same time, he's given props to this board and the havoc wrecked with DeRosa and Opie and sicked the fans many times when needed.

Now suddenly out of the blue with seemingly nothing happening to warrant it, he goes off and basically says FUCK YOU to a fairly big group of people who I think deep down are/were still giant fans of him.....seems strange to me. Did something happen on Twitter?? Or maybe a personal interaction that led to this? Led to him to publicly back up and support Opie??!!

A few weeks ago, Anthony had Neil deGrasse Tyson on his show. Someone had done Ant a favor and he was respectful, inquisitive and it was well-received (An absolute rarity on TACS). Anthony was happy with the results and even released the video himself, where it got a lot of views and positive feedback.

Two days ago, Anthony had Bill Nye (The science guy) on. He is a friend of Neil deGrasse Tyson's and more than likely was only there because of him. Instead of being cordial like he was with NGT, he felt obligated to pander to curmudgeon Nick Dipaolo's ignorant partisan hackery and he & Dipaolo berated Nye because of Anthony's views on climate change. High school dropout Anthony looked like the moron he is when it comes to anything beyond superficial mockery of celebrities.

This subreddit (And yes, your Twitter friends, Ant) tore him up for it and he became very insecure and angry about the negative criticism. An 18 pack of Bud Ice later, he started posting here around 3-4 am Eastern Standard Time last night.

This explains why O&A never got further in the fame world: they bitch when they're excluded, but when they're included they shit all over the rug. They're like Jonah Falcon: you have a talent, but everything else attached to it is completely, unredeemably awful.

Is it?

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Damn, these guys are thin-skinned with some shit. Opie was crying on Twitter and calling me a hater when I tweeted him that he bitched and moaned when JJ Abrams blew off the OJ show for Star Wars, yet a month later he gets arguably as big a movie director for arguably a movie that's possibly gonna be as big as Star Wars.....and he hung up on Snyder like an asshole, and then talked shit about him like the guy was a Stangel in the couple of minutes it took to get him back on the line. Now Ant doing the same shit???

I'll be honest though. I really enjoyed the Nye episode. It was funny and cringeworthy listening to DiPaolo come out like a pit bull, and in the end, I don't think they were super disrespectful. I think if Ant and Nick could have gotten on the same page a little more and pulled a well executed "good cop, bad cop," it could have come off a little better. I'm surprised him and Nick didn't have some better arguments, to be honest. There were a dozen times I was yelling at my computer screen the perfect comeback to some of Nye's horseshit, and those guys came up flat.

I don't watch the show to see Ant being cordial with science guys, the show with Nye was way more entertaining than the show with NGT.

What the hell happened to you guys, you say this sub is the only place where you get the old O and A mischief and when DiPaolo delivers it you whine that it wasn't polite to treat a celebrity like that.

I actually understand what you mean. But Anthony is ill-equipped to go back and forth with NGT or Nye. Even if they are far better guests than what he regularly gets, I seriously don't give a fuck about Nye's, Anthony's or Dipaolo's political leanings.

Without Opie he can't get the higher-tier celebrities where he (used to) shine.

De-luge-anal? Whaddya think this is? A place for bobsledding on yer butt or sumptin'?

So many anti drinking posts in this thread - fucking baffling. Drink up Ant I say.

Least he acknowledges this subreddits existence unlike a certain man with enormous breasts.

I have a TACS subscription. Come at me bros.

It's your money, waste it as you wish. Even if I found the show entertaining I'd just get it free online.

It's really not that much money. I like the fact that the money isn't going to a big corporation like Sirius.

Gotta support Eastside Dave - Gavin's show is really good too.

I gotta be honest I kind of like Ant - maybe I'm the only one but whatever.

I LIKED listening to him on the old show. This new one, not so much. And now he's just doing dumb shit like this, and liking 16 year old's vine videos. It's sad.

I missed the vine saga. TACS has suffered since the court case. The show is dependent upon the quality of the guest and the quality needs to get better. The show is tolerable for me - gotta listen to something and it is only about 1 million times better than O&J.

ME: Thank You!!!

perfectly put.

Anthony your show used to be fucking great in the beginning months. Now I don't listen to your show that often because it's the same goddamn subjects every episode! We KNOW where you stand on that shit and that's fine but you don't have to talk about it all the time. It's boring as shit and makes bad radio. You either need to learn to be funny and interesting again or get a co-host who can steer you away from the nonsense. Your network is surviving because most of the other shows are great to listen to. Gavin fucking kills it every episode on his show because he knows the second he gets boring is when he starts losing listeners.

You have the potential to make your show awesome. Just stop acting like a boring old man!

Legitimate ownage.

Why are you people so obsessed with these people that you loathe? Help me understand. I'm obsessed with Kubrick because his movies had a major impact on me. Is it like that? But Kubrick never lived long enough for twitter or reddit or Facebook where I could be a complete shithead and tell him Eyes Wide Shut was a cowardly piece of shit.

Because it's entertaining and funny.

We make each other laugh. You know, the thing neither O&J and Slowly dying in the compound can't do anymore.

Wow anthony is a waste. Anthony Cumia is the weakest person from O&A by far. It's laughable. Ant is a mess. he is so weak. this guy is a big fat mistake. A piece of human garbage. It's sad really. Ant is a nasty guy. I gotta tell you, I don't often agree with /r/opieandanthony and I don't often agree with /r/tacsdiscussion but I say this every night every day every afternoon. Ant is a mess. Ant is a waste. Ant is a big fat mess.

I will always be a fan of you Anthony. These people are just ungrateful white knights who don't appreciate the years of laughter and entertainment that you brought to their lives.

Looking for a compound invite, are ya?

Since I'm in Australia and am too poor to travel, no that wasn't really my intent there

Why do you find it so hard to believe that I genuinely like Anthony? As a heterosexual male, I don't have a problem with drinking, partying, guns and fucking young girls. I think those things are cool. Not everyone is a white knight

Do you know what a white Knight is?

Yes. This sub collectively white knighted Dani Golightly.

There was one post with dozens of up votes literally saying "Anthony broke guy code" by dating Vinnie's daughter.

You're white knights. And faggots, frankly.

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haha 955 comments and counting, and people are asking why he posted here? lulz

Except you're posting once an hour now. Also gtfo of here with your gay ass lulz shit

I read in waves, I can only take whiny half-retarded attention-starved noisy kids for so long. Ok now go take your pills and continue adding to your 12k+ posts, maybe someone will care about what you have to say one day.

Meh, I think its cool he did this and retaliated back. I'm sure I'm completely alone in thinking that though.

Yeah, he's cool for posting, but the denial is so pathetic. It's as childish as it gets. Plus, the only thing that "happened" lately was someone posted a thread about how no one cares about him. Obviously that got to him and spurred him to post, knowing that his subscriber base isn't as bad as the exaggerated image we're putting out to make fun of him, but he won't even come up with the numbers. What the shit is that? Why even bother then.

And they lied for years how they were doing better in satellite and radio than they really were. Granted, that was mostly Opie, but it creates skepticism.

Yeah but he said Opie and Jim are doing fine and we KNOW that ain't true

we can't support ant you guys. he is a big mean racist and likes girls in their 20s. you must be crazy

I fucking hate this sub, I unfollowed it awhile back because it's such a cancerous cesspool of shit. No idea why OnA fans are so goddamn insane. I really do think a lot of it stems from them pretending that they're friends with the host and want to be liked in some sort of way. It's like "HAH! I can make jokes too! LIKE ME!" Worst sub ever. Love ya Ant, Jimmy and Opie. I never felt the need to choose a side either because 1. I don't know anyone involved 2. I like both people involved. It felt like a gut punch watching shit get dismantled, but it is what it is.

You like Opie? Do you have ears?

go circlejerk some more, ya faggot.

if you dont subscribe how did you find out about this post?

also opie really is terrible...

A positive word about Opie sounds like a fork dropping.

I check it like once every 3 months, probably way less than that and I saw this stupid shit blowing up. People hanging off every single word, ever.

If you asked anyone on this subreddit, apparently they are the funniest guy you know. The bald opie thing is like the most hilarious thing ever created. Comedy genius to these people. A fucking photoshop is comedy. Must be a young twenty something, I don't see the originality in a dumb photoshop twitter troll.

Yet they've never gotten up in front of a crowd and tried comedy out in real life. They bash on Metzger and Derosa who at least have the balls to get up on stage and suck in front of a huge crowd. These guys hide behind their O&A love handles.

Photoshopping a bald head and boobs onto a man perhaps isn't high level humor. Getting that photo circulating enough to the point of people mistaking it for the real thing is a laugh riot.

Bald Opie is great! It's his subtlety & comic timing.

I STILL LOVE YOU, ANT!

The faggots that post on this sub make Opie look like the coolest guy around. Pozzed out limp wrists.

So why are you here?

Because I'm a fan of Ant.....why are you here? You're a faggot no life who just wants to rage.

You're an unfunny loser. Even if you get your wish of firing all the non whites and liberals into the sun, you would still be a pathetic faggot with a fat guy innie dick.

Anthony you give these Fucks too much power, just like they made you and Opie into heros. If I were you and Opie, I would never come back here. Fuck these guys. I see the audience in your studio and that's who the sub is. Could you really give a fuck about what they think? Fuck them.

I actually think he's dead on that this is a parody of a subreddit. The detective work, self righteousness, motivation, attacks on careers (such as Derosa) and the standoffishness with anyone outside who questions it, like Metzger.

For better or worse this is like a fishbowl showing how mean spirited a lot of the more backpatting subreddits really are.

What Ant, and the rest of the show and its friends don't realize or acknowledge, is that this is their own fault. For years they have cultivated this behavior. Sending the pests after the Facebooks of Radio shows and shit like that, now their private troll army has come home to roost.

they said numerous times that they have no control over the pests and that the pests eventually will turn on them, so this is no surprise. just shows how unoriginal and hack o and a fans are, they are basically just following the predictions of their idols.

It's hilarious how upset the trolls get when they get trolled.

This was amazing. Anthony ripped you faggots. Haha. I like Anthony again.

Good news, if you have a cock and wear lipstick, he probably likes you as well.

I'm curious, Anthony is living in his mini LI masion. How many of you guys that no comebacks for him tonight are living in your studio or 1 bed room apts.?

Let the down votes begin. Because the mass can't take criticism. Let's just throw up another bald opie tweet...

"But he has money, so fuck you mean jerks" do you at least have the slightest clue what a faggot that makes you sound like? Holy god do you want his wrinkly old half-breed grease dick down your sissy cuck throat.

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The sub was awesome when it was about jokes... when it was overran by triggered libtards who post shit like "OMG ANT RETWEETED SOMEONE WHO LIKES A POLITICAL PARTY IN EUROPE THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO" and it would get mass upvotes that's when you know shit is going south

They really hate to be called cucks for obvious reason

Fantastic parody account.

oh youre that guy that thinks everyone on here is a lib sjw

Prove you're not.

I don't vote?

Well, I tried. Just thought I'd comment on your sub. Good night.

With all due respect, it's YOUR sub. You made this.

Danny quick question did you ever think it would come down to this?

You knew them, could you ever foresee this happening?

Uh. YES? I had a lunch with somebody before I was let go warning of what was absolutely to come. I was shooed away like a know-nothing child. I laugh hard as fuck now.

If you had been kept on, how do you think you'd have tried to steer the ship?

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON I GOT THE STERN

So you won't comment on whether or not this sub has more subs than your network? Because it seems like an easy fact to dispute but instead, there's no answer and a goodnight. I'd imagine it would be pretty easy to put these pricks in their place but.... that didn't happen.

You think your name is gonna be mentioned in his suicide letter when he goes broke?

Ant is illiterate. He signs papers with his dago paw print

Eat a dick.

What did you try? To shit on us then expect us to say 'we're sorry'? Quit acting dumb, and post your subscriber stats if you want to brag.

/u/anthonycumiashow Why not give everyone an exact number of how many people subscribe? If it was a million that'd be a point of pride and would be great for advertisers. If it's embarrassingly low; which it is, you wouldn't want to give it out and make your show look even shittier than it is. How much like scorch do you feel everyday?

He thought it would be Sarah Jessica Parker redux but he would be SJP.

Well then fuck off crater face. You brought nothing.

Just thought I'd comment on your sub. At 4:51 in the morning.

LOL

Sticking by my claim of "face-down, dead, in the pool by the end of August".

edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3zo487/anthony_just_looks_old_and_broken/cynoua2

Well, I tried. Just thought I'd comment on your sub. Good night.

Reads like a suicide note.

Well they took his guns away, so he can't blow his brains out.

Can always do the Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas

Aww, baby boy! Your drunken rant didn't get quite the sycophantic response you were hoping for, did it?

Just one thing I wanted to mention. The way you were treated tonight? It's the same way any of us would be treated if we tried to pull some cry baby shit. Look through the threads, people are awful to each other and, for the most part, we accept that it's all in good fun. When people get shit on is when they take it seriously, which you did tonight. You're the wrestling fan screaming "it's still real to me, dammit!"

Maybe you'd enjoy yourself if you came around looking to bullshit and bust balls and not have a legitimate conversation. This isn't the place for that. Honestly, this whole brand of humor has probably passed you by.

tried what? you didn't try anything. you just came here to give us a piece of your mind.

You argue like a fucking woman.

Or a pissy eyed faggot

It went really well. Nice work uncle drunko

Taking your ball and leaving, huh?

You put a solid 2 hours in. Congrats.

Have fun drinking away that court day, you child beating old man.

You left out the 'fucking' part.

Ant! You're wishing people good night at 9AM! THIS IS THE PROBLEM!

Except you commented on nothing interesting. You just whined like a faggot and said nothing funny.

Sweet dreams, gray skin

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I mean I like Anthony.. But what's he DOING?!

Imagine someone calling into the O&A show and saying exactly what you just posted here. How would you respond to that caller? You're the delusional one here if you saw this thread going any other way.

Good night, sweetie.

You should grow facial hair. Your acne scars make your face look ugly.

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Good Night, Sweet Prince.

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The negative passion makes no sense.

13,000 jerkoff making jokes about you fags is not passion, it's people shitposting while at work or while relaxing after work. You actually live this life. We don't think about this in our regular lives, you do, fag.

The only people who actually feel passion for you are your "fans" that you're talking about on Twitter- who are a bunch of semi-literate racist truck drivers and long island trash at your dumb white trash compound. I glady will let Fred From Brooklyn have the mantle of passion from us. Neither show is known anymore- nobody gives a shit. There were like 5 articles written about your guys' feud in the newspaper.

I don't think there is another platform talking about it. Sorry to piss on the parade here.

Are you saying that your platform has more subs than this subreddit? Why aren't they at all vocal?

Okay faggot, what's next?

Pretty sure he's always looked terminally ill.

Yet, here you are.

Even your dissection of my post is ridiculous!

No, your post is ridiculous, all I did was break it down.

You think Opie won't have a show on Sirius next year?

He might, it just won't have nearly the amount of listeners his show used to.

The negative passion makes no sense.

It makes total sense. You lost all your ambition and motivation. You were killing it in the beginning, making all this shit happen. Now everything just seems lazy. You're phoning in your show a lot of the time. I feel like I could have designed a better set for every one of your networks podcasts and I have literally no talent in that area whatsoever.

Aside from this sub, there isn't any other place spewing such horse shit. Try to get a Twitter thing going with the theme of this sub. You'd get slammed.

Youtube and twitter are constantly filled with comments relaying the exact same thing we spew here. Maybe what we're saying is funny. Maybe what we're saying is true.

You're a small group who pathetically think you're the be all end all of opinions on our shows.

The vast majority of us barely do anything and yet we've managed to ruin Amy Schumers career, make Opie question everything he says, drive Jimmy in to some weird depression where he hates himself and the show, we continually make you come here and spew all this drunken nonsense. LoS tried to actually 'buy out' this subreddit just so we'd stop. There are tons of other examples.

You're crazy or just stupid if you can't see that.

Ditto.

There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk.

We're just doing what you guys used to do. Maybe we're just better at it than you guys were. I mean just look at what you're doing.

You've sucked each other's dicks into thinking you're a majority of "fans". You're not!

If that was true then none of this would matter to you. And yet, here you are.

1v1metwitter

Are you fucking kidding me? Also it's 4 in the morning fuck are you up lurking here anyway?

Also love it this "It's negative!". Aren't you the same douchebag that hounded Stern for over two decades?

Twitter , facebook and youtube don't count?

Ugh one of these parsed quotes posts. Shut up faggot.

yet we've managed to ruin Amy Schumers career

See you were rolling until this point

As dumb as these posts are, they are far too intelligent to be from that complete moron brother of his.

No one cared about the Opie cake thing but Opie. Congrats. Opie crying? Who besides this sub gave a shit? And if you think you broke the Amy joke thing, hoo hoo Robin! They ripped me off! You fuckers are nuts.

Here when Patrice was on or them shit talking his daughter. I agree Opie was the main antagonist and I have heard Ant say positive things about Howard but he was still doing it aswell.

You ever get that money you begged for?

I heard they had a record breaking 10 whole comments in a thread one time

Dude, it's 5am, I'm sober, and I've been laughing hysterically at some of the shit people have come up with tonight. Love "Dying ET," and these by /u/really_big_dummy aren't getting nearly enough attention. He's my MVP for the night, he was doing work in the thread. I've been laughing for an hour:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/d0fni77

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/d0fnhzr?context=3

You're really delusional.

Says the guy who thinks he didn't bomb at Jay's roast

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I get it.

True. This rings of old brother Joe. Ant probably told him earn your weekly handout you leech and post something good about the network.

Ask Kurt Metzger if we can get a "twitter thing going". He had a week long nervous breakdown about it.

Less words, drunko, and more (subscriber) numbers.

Dude, always mention your age when trying to get a free iPad from Cumia! It quadruples the success rate if it's below 17.

Also, if you think the "O&A community" reads and sympathize with this sub, haha. You're really delusional.

What O&A community? This is all that is left of that community since some dummy got fired after getting completely emasculated and decided to go off on a racial tirade.

You're a small group who pathetically think you're the be all end all of opinions on our shows. You're crazy or just stupid if you can't see that. There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk. You've sucked each other's dicks into thinking you're a majority of "fans". You're not!

Are you trying to convince us or yourself here?

/u/bobonyc103 needs one too if anyone's giving them out

He is a millionaire that lives in a "compound" and he's pounding Bud Lights. He never did crawl out from under that white trash pile he was born under.

Sounds exactly the way you used to bash Wackbag and FBA.

Well, THAT'S in my browser history.

Again.

There is no other platform bashing the shows like this sub. It's a lone circle jerk.

Somebody's never seen the Facebook groups.....y'know, like the ones that your brother saw me call you out on and then doxxed me and you heard my name all weekend of Tampa Bay Comic Con? Ahh, fun times.

Oh it's hilarious how unbelievably sensitive these guys are to criticism. They devoted an entire month annually to ripping on other peoples' creative work/business and encouraging their fan base to slam their social media (oh right, they never said to do it but read it all on air). How is this lost on them?

Just got to this thread, and this is the most underrated joke I've seen in awhile.

BE DIALING, PEOPLE. ANTHONY CUMIA'S WAIFU ROOKIE CARD ON FLEXPAY.

I think anyone would tell you that this sub has had a very negligible effect on Amy's career. The joke stealing thing already blew over.

Since I'm in Australia and am too poor to travel, no that wasn't really my intent there

Why do you find it so hard to believe that I genuinely like Anthony? As a heterosexual male, I don't have a problem with drinking, partying, guns and fucking young girls. I think those things are cool. Not everyone is a white knight

I was linked here from another subreddit.

I had heard of your old, somewhat successful radio show, but had never listened. I figured you were just a pair of wannabe Howard Sterns.

Then I saw some videos of you abusing homeless people. It wasn't funny in the least (I assume that was your goal), it just came off as very mean spirited actions from a pair of spoiled children.

Then I found out that you liked to beat up on your 26 year old girlfriend. Clearly the domestic abuse is the worst part of that story, but why are you dating girls in their 20's, you're damn near 60 years old, that's just creepy and gross.

But this thread might be the saddest example of your pathetic existence.

I hope you saved some of that radio money, because I don't see anyone signing your paychecks for the foreseeable future.

Have fun dying alone, asshole.

Very happy with this comment. Very happy.

I don't vote?

Zip it fat fuck. Ron is a hypocrite or should I say HIPPO-crite. Tss. Ever see Norton at a meeting brah?

Do you?

Something's wrong with Danny. I'm not gonna let this happen.

I read in waves, I can only take whiny half-retarded attention-starved noisy kids for so long. Ok now go take your pills and continue adding to your 12k+ posts, maybe someone will care about what you have to say one day.

Yum!

You've sucked each other's dicks

Poor choice of words.

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We've gone down this road already. No need to again.