Made a subtle edit to Bob Kelly's wikipedia 2 or 3 days ago... How long can it last?

49  2016-02-26 by AssMcPlay

47 comments

Hey this stuff happens if ya dress up like a homeless man and attend an event called 'The Homeless Shopping Spree'

Fez Whatley?

Hey!

Sexy Fez would not appreciated this...

Holy shit is that funny.

I changed the Stangels wikipedia to say they got their start in a small role as Barry and Ira Shalowitz in the 1991 film City Slickers and it was up for months until I posted it here and it got taken down within hours. fuckin tattle tales. I imagine the same will happen to this.

10 shekels says it was the Stangels themselves making sure Big Baby Hughes-y didn't see what any of the meanies are saying.

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and it was up for months until I posted it here and it got taken down within hours. fuckin tattle tales.

You snitched on yourself fam

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bummaroo banzai

Oh god. I hope it's never corrected.

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Well, last year I made a similar edit to Kurt Metzger's wiki(as an homage to Colin Quinn's joke about him looking like a Bosnian war criminal) and it's still there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Metzger .

LOL"and of Bosnian descent on his paternal side and has regularly spent time in his father's home town of Srebrenica during his youth. As a child he enjoyed watching An Evening at the Improv and Comic Strip Live" -a year huh thats great

Yeah I'm surprised by this given how popular his page has been recently,guess the mods are to busy removing "Kuck Metzger" woman beater joke thief and other gems posted by his adoring fans https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kurt_Metzger&action=history

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That's hilarious. And he was added to category of Bosnian Americans

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hahahahahahah I thought it was just the Tibet thing and then I scrolled down and it says he was on "I Shouldn't Be Alive". Thats fucking great.

ha i didnt even do that one

well you started it, and for that I commend you.

Right below that is "Celebrity Fit Club" hah

"As a young man, Robert provided coverage for Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. When the veteran actor was busy throwing tantrums or scoffing Big Macs and tubs of ice cream on set in the Philippines, Robert Kelly was always on hand to step in and give premium stand in work as Brando's Colonel Kurtz."

Martin Sheen described Robert as "A joy to work with. Francis dubbed in Marlon's lines in ADR but Bobby was always there and good to go. He ate more than Marlon but wasn't as precious on set. A real trooper. If Bobby hadn't been there, I would have had 2 heart attacks."

Goddamn that was hilarious. Says he's on celebrity fit club2016 which I assume is also fake?

yes bc hes not a celebrity

I lost it once I read the description of what celebrity fit club was. This is hilarious

That would be great tbh

If your edit was to put "healthy" it will be taken down immediately.

I chuckled, I was halfway expecting Bobby to be a dimwitted Bond villain with that back story :).

Is it a coincidence that the only other page you've edited is a standup that looks a lot like Bob, John Caparulo?

how the hell did u know that haha

Wikipedia keeps track of the IP address under which edits are made in case of vandalism. You can see it by clicking the 'view history' tab on the page of the article. Don't worry, I didn't change your edit I found it hilarious. If you used a registered wikipedia account it stops displaying the IP and instead displays the username.

I'm still fascinated with your tendency to only pay attention to men who perform standup and also look like Mongolian mounted archers though, whats up with that

indeed

can you get in trouble for edited wikipedia pages?

what

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Lol, Tibetan and Inuit decent!

Where did "top of a mosque" come from? Because that is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQYiX6RdQA inspired by CQ the legend, one of his slams is that bobby looks like a "fat mosque"

I see nothing inaccurate. Everything checks out right guys?

Don't forget his alternate ego as Billy the Bassman, middle America's favorite redneck comedian.

That'd be great if he doesn't catch it until he's doing some morning zoo show in Florida and they ask him about it.

"After tearing (ACL) and straining (MCL) ligaments in his knee, he managed to finish the tour"

this will probably just stay here forever until it eventually becomes accepted as truth

They deleted everything except the stuff about breaking his knee

It's good, but the world must be made aware of the fact that Bobby literally invented making fun of your friends.

YASS

The only change I see is someone called him a comedian. Also can someone change his pic to one of the douche pics?

             if it's constantly changed will it eventually stay uP?

HAHAHA!!

Bravo, sir.