Why is Chris Rock hosting the Oscars? It's going to be the safest monologue in TV history.

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We haven't gotten to that point; OP is retarded.

Rock will get his shots in.

I want to watch because I haven't seen Chris Rock perform comedy in years & years. I think the last special he had was Kill the Messenger, and it really wasn't very good. It had it's moments, but compared to Chris' other work, very disappointing.

Kill the messenger definitely was his worst, I think if he shot it all in one place and edited it would have flowed alot better, the material wasn't awful or anything. The constant switching of the sets and clothes kinda killed the vibe of getting lost in the flow

He hosted SNL somewhat recently and his monologue was like 10 minutes of new material. I dont remember anything about it except for a few boston bombing jokes but it's there, fyi.

Nice to see Sherrod's cousin getting some work.

They are having him so he can be the token minority they can parade around and go " Look! We aren't racists like jada and spike lee think!"

They hired Chris to do the same Oscar's long before any of this controversy rose about race, and he's been successful in the past doing it.

And if you don't think Chris will address the controversy and make fun of it you're dumb.

I already know what he will say. he will make jokes about how they are racist and everyone will go "Hahahaha yeah we are!"

Well what would you do.. Ya know since you're the comic genius and all

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What about Pookie in new jack city?

After everybody calling for his boycott because nobody gave a shit about Will Smith making a film about people getting a sore head, I think it might be interesting

Does Rock take a shot at Schumer?

Any comedian worth his salt, in that situation, does.

Who let this nigga in the building? Hashtag OscarsSoWhite? Not anymore, motherfuckas!

Over/under on him using the word "black" ten times in the monologue?

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