O&A Universe POWER RANKINGS 2/26/16

31  2016-02-26 by Jackthejew

These are the current power rankings as decided by this sub as best as I can tell.

  1. Colin Quinn
  2. Ron Bennington
  3. Denny⬆
  4. Dave Attel⬆️
  5. Pete Davidson
  6. Esther Ku⬇️
  7. Fez Whatley
  8. East Side Dave⬆️(Constant railing against Opie)
  9. Bobo⬆️ (joining this sub helped)
  10. Ghost Patrice
  11. Danny Ross ⬇
  12. Bonnie Macfarlane⬇️
  13. Rich Vos
  14. Mark Normand ⬆️
  15. Sam Roberts⬆
  16. Bob Kelly
  17. Kevin Brennan⬆️
  18. Louis CK ⬇️(The sub is tired of Jazz music)
  19. Bill Burr ⬇️
  20. Jim Norton⬇
  21. Jim Florentine
  22. Joe Rogan
  23. Kenny ⬇️
  24. Anthony Cumia ⬇️
  25. Kurt Metzger
  26. Keith the cop
  27. Vic Henley
  28. Stengels
  29. Roland
  30. Sherrod Small
  31. Joe Cumia
  32. Amy Schumer
  33. Gregg Opie Hughes

Edit: added people

98 comments

19  dave72988 2016-02-26

I can't even consider this list until Denny is on it

6  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

Denny should probably be #5

3  Wsallgood 2016-02-26

5!? May the Lord be merciful upon you. Thank Denny it's Friday.

3  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

You know what that means! Everybody's working for the weekend! Come on everybody!

1  MouseCunt 2016-02-26

Or #1 cause he's always tinkling.

15  SpaceEdge 2016-02-26

This could become thing if you do this weekly and make it good.

6  jackblack2323 2016-02-26

Weekly seems too often numbers won't change much.

Monthly would be better

0  racemic_mixture 2016-02-26

make it good.

This is the key part, he has a long way to go.

8  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

I'm trying to stay on par with the quality of material that this sub produces

0  Patmcpsu 2016-02-26

It's customary for rankings to include numbers

10  drexler57346 2016-02-26

Esther Ku is awful. I'm glad she stirred the shit like twice. Outside of that, she's close to the worst.

7  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

Well as you may have noticed the arrow indicates that her rank is dropping

6  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26

Esther Ku goes down on you eh?

-2  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26

nononnonono hold on. it's "Me Esther Ku, I go down on you, okay?" (read in vietnam war-era asian tv-voice)

8  thrillated 2016-02-26

I don't know what you were going for there, but I'm sure it stunk to high heavens

1  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26

you just didn't get it, it was genius

4  biz20 2016-02-26

yeah but... http://imgur.com/r/EstherKu/Cqyjj12

2  Guinness525 2016-02-26

Agreed. If she really wants to get in our good graces again, some leaked nudes would have to surface. (And I'm gonna have to pretend I didn't hear her talk about farting.)

1  Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-26

She was a flash in the pan. Esther who?

-1  racemic_mixture 2016-02-26

Esther who?

BOOO

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1  michaeIcolestie 2016-02-26

Esther Ku is a Champ.

2  Dick_Kickass 2016-02-26

Esther Ku is a Chink.

6  winkleham 2016-02-26

  • 26. Brother Joe
  • 27. Opie

And Denny should be #3.

10  ellasmitherson 2016-02-26

Bob Kelly should be higher too.

1  DeShot 2016-02-26

Yes he should

2  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

He should also be thinner

6  tss_Chip_Chipperson 2016-02-26

David my David?

6  [deleted] 2016-02-26

Reading Ghost Patrice made me laugh then I got angry when I realized he wasn't #2.

The innovation of the up/down arrow prevented me from shitting all over op's post

2  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

HERRO GHOST ONEAL

6  FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-26

Ester Ku is a one hit wonder, and she didnt even do it on purpose. She is horrible at comedy, radio and entertainment. Why the fuck would you put her at 6? She is an honorable mention at best. And why would you even put Opie on the list? You suck. Have a good day!

5  GWARscientist 2016-02-26

WHERE THE FUCK IS JIM NORTON !!!!???

4  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

How the fuck did I miss that...

0  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26

Stupid Yid.

0  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

😘

-3  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26

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4  chrissurra 2016-02-26

Dani Golightly #3

Jim Nortons Sobriety Sponsor #1

4  DeShot 2016-02-26

I would definitely have bill burr above louie

3  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26

burr is lower than sam, thats not right.

3  Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-26

A lot of these people are too irrelevant to even make the list. Where we at with dani golightly? The stangels?

5  im_not 2016-02-26

Are the Stangels still on the show? I thought Fat Stangel mentioned something about how he (and probably his codependent brother) were going to 30 Rock?

3  Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-26

They put in their few months notice and still stickin around

3  whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-02-26

fat stangel is conspicuously not on this list.../u/Jackthejew...sounds like an alias....

3  Azrael_ 2016-02-26

Where the fuck is Bobby Lee? You dont know shit /u/Jackthejew

9  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

Do I really have to name every person who has ever been on the show

7  CoyoteeBongwater 2016-02-26

You already have it started, just finish it off. This shits important

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3  Dick_Kickass 2016-02-26

E Rock? Lady Di?

3  BatKnuckles 2016-02-26

Pete Davidson seems a little high on the list?

2  rottenseed 2016-02-26

Because he's funny and bashes Justin Stangel

3  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26

This should be a permanent sticky and always changing.

3  dejavu4thedead 2016-02-26

This is going to need a revision after the latest shenanigans

3  stinkskc 2016-02-26

CAN WE GET THIS STICKIED MODS?

Also edit Anthonys place accordingly op

2  [deleted] 2016-02-26

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3  [deleted] 2016-02-26

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2  shinkleboutit 2016-02-26

Yeah please don't shit was the most boring thing this sub has done.

1  RearNakedGrope 2016-02-26

But the most prolific.

1  monkdick 2016-02-26

I missed you guys, but I had to check out during that shit. That fat bitch isn't worth taking the time to post about. She'll disappear on her own. This sub probably gave her another 15 minutes of fame.

2  DaveNone 2016-02-26

Colin Quinn co-wrote Celtic Pride so he really should be at number 50 for having a hand in that abomination.

4  DipsomaniacDawg 2016-02-26

His amazing re-write of Crocodile Dundee is so good it evens out Celtic pride.

2  [deleted] 2016-02-26

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8  schwoogiejoe24 2016-02-26

These morons don't like him anymore because they feel like he took his wife's side over Anthony's (a no brainer), and because he's the new number one working comic and they don't feel like he's part of their little club anymore now that their mainstream friends know his name.

2  mrheh 2016-02-26

Burr's the man, anthony fans can blow my dog.

1  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

I personally really like him. However the sub has spoken and they don't like that he "commited a crime against god by marrying one of those" as one of you put it.

2  Maltag 2016-02-26

999: Marion

2  opieanthonyjim 2016-02-26

ESD and Esther Ku are way too fucking high.

2  NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-26

Norm isn't featured.

2  NortheastPhilly 2016-02-26

Burr and C.K. deserve higher on this list of losers

1  DryTeeth 2016-02-26

Fuck Bobo.

2  Dick_Kickass 2016-02-26

That's what he's hoping for.

1  majorjay 2016-02-26

Where's DeRosa? Has he been exiled from the universe?

1  mrheh 2016-02-26

Uniformed was a classic show. Him and Burr should be on the list.

1  EmmSee 2016-02-26

How is Ronnie B NOT #1?

1  _barnacle_ 2016-02-26

Bob Kelly and Rich Vos should be equal second.

1  herpacin 2016-02-26

Where the fuck is David my David. You would all be dead if it wasn't for my David.

1  herpacin 2016-02-26

Also add Steve C's poltergeist

1  LevStrauss 2016-02-26

What about domestic violence periscope lady. I'd put her exactly one above Anthony until it's cleared up.

1  NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-26

Attorney Mom, I forgot all about that darling.

1  Ramoooone 2016-02-26

patrice that low? east side dave that high? pete davidson that high? esther ku that high?

1  Tom_Stall 2016-02-26

Ghost Patrice should be #4
Esther Ku should be a bit lower
Bill Burr should be a bit higher, maybe #14
Norm MacDonald doesn't have much to do with the show but this sub loves him, he could easily be #5
Dr. Steve should be in there somewhere.
Erock is missing.

Also the bottom 5 should be lower. Howard should be in there just to be ahead of Opie as always. Bam needs to be there too.

BaldOpie needs to be number 1. Adjust all other suggestions accordingly.

1  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

No

1  imcrapyall 2016-02-26

Anyway to add a lump of shit or something just as awful so we can say a lump of shit is hire than some people.

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1  dartstothesea 2016-02-26

Forgot stalker patti

0  EYE8OPIE 2016-02-26

Missing Denny, Norton, Florentine, Stangels, Roland, Troy, many more. Terrible job by you

-2  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

I agree

0  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26

Brother Joe? Sam Roberts? Jay Mohr?...maybe Otto?

0  Bobosgenitals 2016-02-26

Scorch is forever number 1

0  racemic_mixture 2016-02-26

You put all of these people on the list, and failed to put dan soder on it?

0  glassery 2016-02-26

How is Ronnie B number 2? Have you listened to Bennington? It's drivel.

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0  HugsMcbear 2016-02-26

I don't think Ron should be that high. I like him, I liked the Ron and Fez show, but he can't be second when literally no one listens to his bullshit new hipster music nepotism show.

0  stinkskc 2016-02-26

Bob Kelly and bill burr higher?

0  RahnBayngtin 2016-02-26

You forgot a bunch of People like Big Jay, Soder, Pepper Hicks and Stanhope Dipaolo who would all fall in the top 10

0  PatFrmMoonachie 2016-02-26

<-- chopped liver (and toe)

0  beeseesee 2016-02-26

The fealty to Ron Bennington has to stop. Its fucking embarassing.

-1  Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-26

Upvote or downvote this comment to determine jim nortons rank

-1  greygooser 2016-02-26

No Danny Ross? You heebs always stick up for each other.

-1  yeah_he_do 2016-02-26

Homeless Andrew, I think it was? He of the cakestomp video. Friend of the show, I hear. Deserves a mention at least.

-1  Rondog01 2016-02-26

Opie should be alot higher. He has won the war with Anthony, got a new multi million dollar contract, and the comedians he has brought in studio love him. He is the #1 subject of this sub.

-2  1v1crown 2016-02-26

patrice should be like #1 easily

16  Jackthejew 2016-02-26

Patrice is dead and ghost Patrice has been producing shit content lately tbh

1  1v1crown 2016-02-26

HAHAHA cant argue that I guess?

-2  EskimoEscrow 2016-02-26

Let's bump ESD to the top dawgsies
SUCK AND FUCK

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-4  dakkar1 2016-02-26

fuck that faggot sam roberts. he will forever be #33 in my book. opie is a genius compared to sam

8  thrillated 2016-02-26

I don't know what you were going for there, but I'm sure it stunk to high heavens