What the fuck is Sam!! The more pictures of him I see the less and less I understand what he really is!! His whole face just looks a bit off, like almost human and normal but not quite. I said it in another thread as a joke but I really do wonder if he is some genetic throwback to a simpler form of human evolution. Did recessive genes from Cro Magnon kick in while he was gestating in his mothers womb? Maybe his mom and dad come from families with high levels of latent Neanderthal genes and the two of them marrying and having kids sent those latent genes into high gear when Sam was made? Someone needs to alert a university about the possibility that primitive man walks among us still.
My very good friend who I've known since I was 4 also had that exact same thing they had to force puberty for him cause he had liver problems. He came out looking like a million bucks and I wish I had the physique he has, Sam is a dysmorphic failed science experiment of a human being from the moment he left his mom's halfrican Thomas Jefferson slave lineage cunt
It is very weird, he's extremely caveman looking but has none of the toughness that usually goes along with it. I think if there were prisons in the cavemen days Sam would be like the caveman in prison they turn into a girl and take turns fucking.
He tried out a career in stand up(talented o&a producer sindrome) didnt go nowhere, one day he ran into lazlow jogging in a bridge and lazlow offered him a job, i dont remember the details exactly because lazlow told this story on his show years ago.
It's like the good Lord always says, "I don't need nothing fancy, just gimme a crate full of people parts and I'm on the jobsite, getting to work, makin do with what I got."
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27 Anarox 2016-02-26
Sam really is Hitler's nightmare
2 1v1crown 2016-02-26
hahaha
25 DaveNone 2016-02-26
What the fuck is Sam!! The more pictures of him I see the less and less I understand what he really is!! His whole face just looks a bit off, like almost human and normal but not quite. I said it in another thread as a joke but I really do wonder if he is some genetic throwback to a simpler form of human evolution. Did recessive genes from Cro Magnon kick in while he was gestating in his mothers womb? Maybe his mom and dad come from families with high levels of latent Neanderthal genes and the two of them marrying and having kids sent those latent genes into high gear when Sam was made? Someone needs to alert a university about the possibility that primitive man walks among us still.
23 dankfranklin 2016-02-26
It's because he was 4'11 as a 15 year old and got HGH injections.
13 braunheiser 2016-02-26
My very good friend who I've known since I was 4 also had that exact same thing they had to force puberty for him cause he had liver problems. He came out looking like a million bucks and I wish I had the physique he has, Sam is a dysmorphic failed science experiment of a human being from the moment he left his mom's halfrican Thomas Jefferson slave lineage cunt
3 QuantumTabby 2016-02-26
doing some pushups every evening would help Sam out tremendously. I'm going to call him and suggest it.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26
He looks like Pilkington's mong cousin.
Did you see that giant pekka in the background?
lols
7 TakeMeXenu 2016-02-26
His mother courted a negro.
5 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-26
She was very badly raped you see. A victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl.
7 PeckaSucka 2016-02-26
It is very weird, he's extremely caveman looking but has none of the toughness that usually goes along with it. I think if there were prisons in the cavemen days Sam would be like the caveman in prison they turn into a girl and take turns fucking.
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16 Nulltor 2016-02-26
Ever wonder what someone would look like if they ate nothing but cereal and chicken nuggets?
1 QuantumTabby 2016-02-26
and had a head filled with candy.
13 biz20 2016-02-26
Sam looks like a less human-like gollum
7 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-02-26
bill burr would have something to say about his dopey feet
6 JMueller2012 2016-02-26
They couldn't like strike a funny pose or do a thumbs up at least?
8 [deleted] 2016-02-26
Nope just playin some pocket hockey in front of the giant phallus
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26
They're not professionals like Opie.
Do you even know how long Opie's been doing this for?
2 [deleted] 2016-02-26
60 years
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26
Look if you're just gonna be silly I'm not playing.
3 Jayteezz 2016-02-26
Or not stand like 30 feet apart - "dude were totally not gay"
5 Houghton91 2016-02-26
What happened to Than?
4 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-02-26
he went to rockstar i think
5 jizzajam 2016-02-26
Gave up on his comedy career pretty quick
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26
Not from our point of view.
4 xactraiserx 2016-02-26
He tried out a career in stand up(talented o&a producer sindrome) didnt go nowhere, one day he ran into lazlow jogging in a bridge and lazlow offered him a job, i dont remember the details exactly because lazlow told this story on his show years ago.
5 TakeMeXenu 2016-02-26
None of the parts on the one on the right fit, and the one on the left appears to be made from different race parts.
4 vbfronkis 2016-02-26
Wow, even for 2008, their website was fucking horrid.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-26
I thought it was for today.
Now I'm all embarrassed.
3 TheFans4Life 2016-02-26
jesus christ. son of a bitch.
2 weeyadnews 2016-02-26
E-Lo's review of their first show:
https://youtu.be/6ryy7B4C2Y8?t=3h5m45s
It starts at 3:05:45 for you phone fags.
2 _AVLX_ 2016-02-26
Ugh Sam and his Hellboy hands...
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-02-26
Haha Sam's fucking big floppy clown shoes. I've always been entertained that he chooses shoes that have no height or thickness.
Is there video of this fairy running? Has to be the funniest shit.
2 Dick_Kickass 2016-02-26
They spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how to get the Washington Monument up their ass.
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-26
Sam looks like something that would come from Drake, Dana Carvy, and gay sex.
2 DeclanGunn 2016-02-26
It's like the good Lord always says, "I don't need nothing fancy, just gimme a crate full of people parts and I'm on the jobsite, getting to work, makin do with what I got."
2 Z-Tay 2016-02-26
Their heads look like they should be swapped.
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1 ants_ccw_permit 2016-02-26
I don't like God only science I'm a liberal
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-02-26
Sam is a goddamn Australopithecus
1 SteveLusion 2016-02-26
Than is a covert Miles Teller
1 LithiumAM 2016-02-26
Ugh. If people didn't start this shit with Sam he would have never kept the afro so he could make people think there was a chance he was part black.
1 cali_nico 2016-02-26
I'm offended by that negro in whiteface.
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1 age_of_cage 2016-02-26
Mercy kill that horrid Albinegro already.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-02-26
Sam looks like Drake. Lol.
0 Wsallgood 2016-02-26
The Than & Sam show was great. How dare you.