Nick Dipaolo Impressions?
24 2016-02-26 by jonesy6969
"Ehhhhh...fuggin govuhment, and da blaks. Im proud ah my itayan heritage. gotta go up da street to grab a pizza pie so ah can watch da sopranahs on dvd. In da mornin I wash my face, and hair wit olive oil cuz imma dumb greasy itayan. "
30 comments
21 KennethFresno 2016-02-26
White americans are da most victimized people on da planet. It's fauhgin bullshit what dey do to us. Im da exact same guy I hate just on da uder side.
21 TriangleDimes 2016-02-26
"Fuckin Obama, ya kiddin me?"
5 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
exactly
1 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-26
Obawma.
I do a damn good Nick DiPaulo. And I do an almost creepily impeccible Bill Burr laugh/cackle. None of this impresses any woman on a first date.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-26
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1 swanal 2016-02-26
Vocaroo now
17 VeritablyClean 2016-02-26
heya imaa da bigga retard on disa show, speghetto soprano
12 evadcobra1 2016-02-26
"Damn libtards keeping me from being successful in comedy, If only there were more NY wops like me around"
11 TheDarkFezRises 2016-02-26
Ya think Andy Kindler's a hack? Fugggetaboutit.
11 stinkskc 2016-02-26
Fonguul with a side of da gabbagoul, Famagio
10 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
when i was just ah kid i had a two heroes: john travolta, and ah chef boyardee
9 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
Imma going home to watch da news, and drink alfredah sauce.
9 gmus 2016-02-26
I kinda want Hillary to win just to see the Cumia-DiPaolo double suicide live on TACS on November 9th.
15 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
it would be hilarious if bernie sanders won, and cumia's taxes went up. "I WORKED HARD TO GET WHERE I AM!!!! I MADE AN OJ SIMPSON PARODY SONG!!!"
9 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-26
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH OH MAN THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS. WOOOOOW HAHHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOAAAHHHHH OMG OMG I CANT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT. WOAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA HA LOL LOL LOL" - Nick watching an Andy Kindler set
9 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-02-26
"I'm Nick DiPaolo and I grew up in Danvers MA, a town with a median per capita income of about $60k with a demographic that's 97.72% white, but once I saw a black person behind the counter of Cinnabon at the Liberty Tree Mall and I said 'no fucking way, NOT IN MY TOWN'"
8 JMueller2012 2016-02-26
Soccuah mahms
7 biobotX1 2016-02-26
My name is nick and i act like an alpha ass because all italians have daddy issues
2 nikolam 2016-02-26
Italians all have racial identity issues., not daddy issues. They all fear that one day the rest of the world is going to realize they shouldn't be considered white.
7 TheSweetSniff 2016-02-26
Madonna mia, Iya justa calledabucha people 'a cucks'a.
. . . ona the reddit'a.
5 MrTimSmith 2016-02-26
Needs the occasional stutter.
5 _TheConsumer_ 2016-02-26
I lol'd. That's spot on.
4 little-pete-ferguson 2016-02-26
It was a bad day for humanity
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-26
Ey, gettovah to www.entirelytoolong.URLformy.podcast/nicdipshow to getta sub to my weekday croonin' show.
6 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
today imma talking about da pats vs da giants, da liberal agenda, and da best ah bread sticks in new jersey. i gotta take a break to clean all da grease of mah microphone.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-26
"Eyy dis is Greaseball McStereotype. You queers elected a black president and now I'm workin' The Chuckle Hut in Elizabeth, New Jersey for fifty bucks!"
2 FoetusCorruptus 2016-02-26
I think if you say the term "liberals" more than 20 times in an hour, you should no longer be allowed to call yourself a comedian.
1 WilliamTellAll 2016-02-26
Yes..
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-02-26
Spot on. Do Sherrod next.
5 GeorgieZhukov 2016-02-26
You're not laughing because I'm black. Cmon white people.
1 CHRIS_PISSTOFFERSON 2016-02-26
https://youtu.be/14cUlbd-4Wk
15 jonesy6969 2016-02-26
it would be hilarious if bernie sanders won, and cumia's taxes went up. "I WORKED HARD TO GET WHERE I AM!!!! I MADE AN OJ SIMPSON PARODY SONG!!!"