can we touch opie?

0  2016-02-25 by [deleted]

anybody strike it rich during the bitcoin boom? please for the love of god, hire somebody to kill this man once and for all. ok, that probably wont happen. here's some ideas:

  • hack his icloud
  • hack lynsi's icloud and get pics of having an affair (no way opie is satisfying her)
  • hack any of his accounts
  • hire a black man to mug him
  • hire a black man to rape him while whispering "hold on.. hold on.. hold on.." in his ear
  • pay a hot woman to seduce him irl and then we expose his infidelity (probably wont work because opie has not a drop of testosterone in his body)
  • hire a private investigator to follow lynsi and get proof of her cheating
  • photoshop a picture of lynsi fucking another guy such that it is indistinguishable from reality
  • ddos siriusxm's mainframe database during o&j and only o&j
  • get a girl to give opie a present with a recording device inside that phones home after telling him a story about how he helped her decide not to kill herself (something meaningful and sentimental)

that's all i can think of right now. any suggestions?

8 comments

3  GRIZx 2016-02-25

We should wipe Opies memory and tattoo his skin black and drop him off on an island near Haiti.

2  stinkskc 2016-02-25

Lol gayandhomeless

2  packitchofsositch 2016-02-25

ddos siriusxm's mainframe database during o&j and only o&j

So he gets to go home early back to people-watching and the Kardashian show. That'll really get his goat.

2  3stepsbackward 2016-02-25

Pay Stalker Patti off to say he raped her.

2  [deleted] 2016-02-25

they basically did rape her in studio. convince her to sue

1  PiggyFork 2016-02-25

I like option #5. But can we make him a Dominican from Wash. Heights with the hiv?

1  Moxson4 2016-02-25

I definitely think it's overdue for another attack on Opie, he's been breathing a little to easily lately. I would do something but let's just jay my computer skills are a little behind. Next week I start a class on floppy discs at my local Annex Center. But after that you can count me in!

1  LouieBeanz 2016-02-25

What if we fire him from his lucrative job and kick him out of his luxurious home, and replace him with a homeless black man? I bet you that the black man could do just as good a job as Opie.

1  [deleted] 2016-02-25

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