This couple bought matching white gym socks then one day the girl wears a black pair so the guys says...

0  2016-02-25 by Really_Big_Dummy

"Hey sockcucker"

6 comments

3  KennethFresno 2016-02-25

Better than /r/jokes at least.

2  [deleted] 2016-02-25

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1  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-25

I can't :(

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1  GRIZx 2016-02-25

I can't believe you put that much thought into this abomination. You could have atleast saved yourself with a tsss.

2  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-25

I hate when people type Tsssss, its such a cop out. Own your shitty jokes people.

2  stinkskc 2016-02-25

I'm with you!