Nice Sandy Kane hand.

"Dildo fuck shows!"

I think all those veiny ripples would be a plus for a handjob

Might as well be Marion. Yuck.

You might as well be Marion!

"You're a shut up!"

Insta-upvote, Sir!

"You're an insta-upvote, honey! Head on a silver platter."

Haha!! Keep the Marion-isms coming!

And speaking of Retarded Shirley, strange how they never bought up her masectomy on the air.

"You're a retarded Shirley, sweetie! I go to Zumba!! I look good."

I didn't know that dummy had her tits chopped off.

Elaborate.

During the Lady Di internship she calls in. While everyone's shouting at the same time about Di's not having a job, she says something like:"Even when I had my masectomy, I still looked for work!" Gimme a sec & I'll find it.

You're a good egg.

Ugh, also, she was insufferable with those call-ins during Di's "internship."

Oh indeed she was! That's why they had her on 3 or 4 times a day! lol

Found it.

It's http://youtu.be/ne-N_hLPdzw at 01:41:30 if the timestamp doesn't work.

And it's a hysterectomy she had, not a masectomy, as I errantly said earlier.

Still looking ....

you know you got at least a half chub, don't lie

Nah, I need to see my asses devastatingly prolapsed.

There's nothing worse than old lady ass.

Don't say "fapping" you anime watching virgin faggot.

Didn't even know that was an anime reference, but you certainly did. Guess that makes me misinformed and makes you the faggot for knowing.

No only those kind of weird faggots are involved with that.

I'm 30 I don't know the origin of these stupid ass references, I was just trying to be a hip young millennial and fit in with everyone on here. Maybe you can explain what type of coils I should order for my new vape. Queer cunt.

You sound like a faggot.

I sound nothing like you

It's nice but the old lady gremlin hand really wrecks it for me

The tensile stress at the seams must be enormous.

Its all stuffed into bike short style spanx and droops when she takes them off

Yep.

That's the African in their family's bloodline

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In another Dawn topic, someone posted the old Goodfellas quote -

"They had bad skin and wore too much make-up. I mean, they didn't look very good. They looked beat-up. And the stuff they wore was thrown together and cheap. A lot of pant suits and double knits."

Still cracks me up, so mean, but kinda true....

Oh lawd

I'd cover her in my cum-ia.

speaking of sexualizing ant's relatives.... are there any pics of a young ant's mom? cause the stories he tells of her being hungover and dressed like a go-go dancer on a class field-trip really piques my curiosity.

she'd have to gain 20 lbs at least.

sexy hands!

Smelling of cigarette smoke and old ass? No thanks.

Maybe 25 years ago, this isn't the TACS subreddit so you aren't gonna get the same reaction. I'm not into old ladies.

This is the subreddit for both Opie & Anthony? This is Anthony's sister. Didn't think this would be a difficult reference for people on here.

I can only imagine your smug, cunty face when you wrote that comment.

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