Opie's lie of the day. He claims his ex came downstairs in the middle of the night while he was jerking off. He said he covered himself with a blanket and switched the channel to NASCAR. He said she caught on because he doesn't watch auto racing. What NASCAR event is on in the middle of the night?

Reading this bothered me more than when I glanced at that headline about record rising sea levels the other day.

Reruns?

I'm getting better at deconstructing his lies. What happened was, he was jerking off at his PC and when he heard her footsteps behind him he fumbled to change the website away from NAMBLA.

He corrected himself, saying it was something racing related. He even said, "I don't think it was NASCAR actually."

"Listening Thread"? More like Listening Dread, right, pals?!

You're in the trenches man

ME: I do like that we try to represent both sides here. Most radio shows don't represent both sides of politics, but I at least feel like we try!!

Guhh.. Shutup Tits

Fuck I hate it when Opie reads what the callers are going to say. Why take the fucking call? Shouldn't that be radio 101?

Probably because he can't read.

Stop listening already!

Stop reading the listening thread already!

He actually tried insulting Mika by saying "she's a good reader". Mother fucker, at least she can read.

These dumb cunts who are barely fluent in their native language making fun of a woman who is fluent in multiple languages is today's evidence that Opie and Jimmy are among the dumbest people on the planet.

In their efforts to increase funding of public education, Teachers Unions and Education Reform groups would be wise to showcase Opie and Jimmy's lack of knowledge about and misrepresentations of history.

I like these listening threads because I don't have to listen directly. It's like the cardboard with the pinholes that you use to look at solar eclipses so you don't go blind looking at it without it.

Turned it on for just a bit this morning - I heard Tom Papa talking about Kevin Brennan. All Opie could fixate on was "did you stare at your radio waiting for us to defend you?"

He's really bad at radio, guys

Opie stinks and should be exiled onto the classical music channel

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I've discovered someone less intelligent than Opie & Jim, a caller this morning who likes Ted Cruz because he's for the first and second amendment. Considering that in the history of the United States only one amendment has ever been repealed and the constitution hasn't even been amended since 1992. So if that's why he's supporting Ted Cruz, he's dumber than Opie.

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ME: I wish I read this article before the interview and that's my problem because this article has been out there for a little while. I should have done a little research. But if you go to my Twitter, OqieRadio, I think it's one of my last tweets.

Travis: He was 18 when he wrote this.

Worm: Was that January 2015? I think I did read that after.

ME: Yeah so he's probably 19 now!! «crickets» UHHHH UHHHH

.........how a year works and what professionalism means elude him..

I guess we're back to bashing Jimmy again?

Hey so I was the guy who called about the DC hate thing. Did they say anything else about it after my call?

Why would they?

I've spoken to the rest of the gayborhood and we've decided to revoke your gay card; I'm sure you understand why.

Probably because he can't read.

Why would they?

I've spoken to the rest of the gayborhood and we've decided to revoke your gay card; I'm sure you understand why.