Who here is drunk right now

1  2016-02-23 by [deleted]

It's Tuesday, 2:30pm on the east coast. Who's drunk right now? Other drugs count too I guess (I like opiates)

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A little buzzed right now. Just one more group of kids to drop off and then I'm home.

I just smoked a bowl. Thats all I had on the agenda for today

Happy cake day

tootin' that

i quit drinking and it's great. i smoke a lot more weed now though, which is also great.

i need to do this and continue to fail.

I had a beer after lunch, i am not supposed to do that

:)

Cashed in the keef bank today

I've been sober for weeks. Not even had one beer. Trying to get this body to Jimmy Norton levels isn't easy folks

I'm at work day dreaming of cracking the brand new bottle of wild turkey 101 I bought to watch Legion of Skanks tonight.

Where were you yesterday when I was doing coke all day?

At work gimme 2 hours and a couple mile run and I'll be smokin a bowl playing fallout 4

How is it? It's taking a lot of shit lately on /r/gaming

I can't stop playing it, but I'm a sucker for open world games where you can blow people's heads off.

The graphics could of been better, the choices you make in game don't seem to hold that much weight, and the loading times are long but all in all I've got no complaints.

So, Mass Effect 3? I'm sold. Buying a copy immediately.

I was happy with Mass Effect 3 once all the DLC was out but only because I loved the first 2 so much

Even with the shit ending, I enjoyed 3. Mostly for the same reason as you. Liara is my ride or die bitch.

EDIT: also, that multi-player was really solid.

My friend who plays on PS4 told me it was Fallout 3 in a different location and the names of the characters changed out

Yeah that's what I'm playing it on except add voice over dialogue, crafting, and settlement building but pretty much.

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My lime-a-rita hangover headache from last night is just starting to kick in. Arranged a weed delivery right when i leave work so i can get out of this cycle

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LOL damn I'm on lunch ight now slamming a couple shots in my truck while dicking around on my phone.. about to clock back in

I like opiates guys

I've eaten several percocets today, woo!

Mein Neger

I took my mix of coffee phenibut modafinil kratom weed and a little slice of acid as per usual

I once tried to eat mashed potatoes while on acid. Felt like I was being waterboarded.

What's the point of taking acid several days consecutively?

You love wasting acid?

Oh I know it is I just wanna know what purpose it serves him to do it like that, It can't be that great if he's doing it day after day after day

That's fucked up man. I drink kratom tea with provigil almost everyday. I don't need the coffee with it.

No really, why do you take acid every single day when it doesn't do anything?

edit: forget it, he's not gonna answer me cause I'm not entirely sure he knows why he does it either.

Bobo's been drunk for over 30 years straight. He's not retarded, just hopelessly plastered.

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DVVV DVVVV. FAWK YEAH.

I'm an alcoholic so every moment I'm awake, I'm drunk

I work overnights, so me being drunk at this time (4 pm EST) is justified.

Unlike you jobless fucks.

Have fun with my shitposts fuckers.

I have a feeling you are.

Nope, I'm not a degenerate drunk like most of you

Never really understood the drinking and drugs thing when you're older. It was fun when I was 14-20yo but I just didn't find it exciting after that.

Hi jim florentine big fan

Dude, you're so RAD! Big boy talking about his drinking and fucking weed, you're embarassing. There's nothing cool in something 14yo kids do every weekend.

There's nothing cool in something 14yo kids do every weekend.

Maybe people outside of your dense head don't drink or do drugs to 'look cool'.

On what planet is getting buzzed and posting on Reddit something done to gain positive attention.

Every fucking teenager who does it thinks it's cool. And all they do is tell their friends about it nonstop how wasted they were, got arrested, fought and so on. Why else would you see these posts here? How many "Getting my mail, standing in line at a grocery store, getting ready for dentist" posts have you seen here? These drink/drug posts comes up weekly so don't fucking tell me it isn't to get attention.

Stop swearing so much, you preteen badass.

Have a drink thug.

I can't. There's no one around to look cool to while doing it.

That doesn't seem to stop you faggots touting it online

BEER ME BROSKI

Check out the empties?

Do you order a shirley temple at dinner so everyone knows how mature you are?

So it's a bad thing I'm not bragging about drinking like I'm a fucking teenager doing something naughty? That makes me uber mature? I really hope you are in your teens.

hey do you have a glass of wine with dinner, you insurmountable queer?

Nah, I drink vodka and then run home to my computer and tell all the other faggots living in basements how BADASS I am. You're bunch of Opies.

What's happening here is you're telling everyone you refuse to drink because you're afraid of strangers thinking you're edgy. You're the sort of person who gets over their head in debt accumulating all the shit you think makes you an adult and end up deep in the alley trying to get my great big sour alcoholic dick hard.

I don't refuse to drink, if I feel like drinking I drink. Haven't done it in 3 years but who knows, maybe I want to drink tomorrow? I don't find drinking to be something bad, bragging about it online and most likely to your friends in real life though is such frat boy shit that it makes me sick. You're not badass, or doing something new. You know nothing of my drinking wants/needs but you sure are fast to jump to conclusions and state them as facts.

you're kind of a buzz kill, should probably refrain from posting in the drinkers thread. Try starting a small dicked sober faggots thread instead. You won't have to spend the day writing angry rants on Reddit then, you pinnacle of maturity.

That's the problem, drinking/sober posts doesn't belong here. Why the fuck am I foreced to read about lonely cunts who somehow relate to each other spending their night? Are you people really that lonely that you feel kinship over a shitty subreddit?

Why the fuck are you forcing us to hear about your faggoty sober life spent obsessing about what teens do?

What do you mean, you love peoples drinking habits, that's why you post this shit!

Loving shit, what am I 15?

You guys act like you are. But it's nearing midnight so I must go, others have jobs and so on.

Don't forget your fedora and quill pen on the way out faggot

So we've learned that you think people talking about drinking are trying to be badasses, and it's something "frat boys" do. And the fact that you think someone starting a conversation about it is "bragging" tells us all you want to but won't allow is. Who hurt you in high school?

You know nothing of my drinking wants/needs but you sure are fast to jump to conclusions and state them as facts.

Well gosh, tell us more about yourself then!

What, you didn't have me all figured out?

I know it is what frat boys do, I used to be a fucking retard teenager like that, just like my friends. But most of us grew up, and the ones who didn't are carbon copies of you zeros.

What, you didn't have me all figured out?

I know it is what frat boys do, I used to be a fucking retard teenager like that, just like my friends. But most of us grew up, and the ones who didn't are carbon copies of you zeros.

Btw, you should google frat boy, you don't even have to open the first link to see what I meant.

I just want to quote these and let everyone know your impotent rage was so strong you made 3 separate posts in a row and you say "zeroes" like some inert old man. Hey, what's your opinion of the pinheads of this sub?

Nothing to do with rage, you're wrong again.

Shucks, you're really a closed book aren't you? I guess you're just one of those unknowable sages that frequent this sub.

No I am not. Just because I'm not an attention whore that doesn't make me a mystery.

Btw, you should google frat boy, you don't even have to open the first link to see what I meant.

Whiteboywasted.jpg

http://imgur.com/axZ7BSt

Send me a pic of your ass or pussy.

Fucking slant

I really hope you are in your teens.

suuurreeee

What, you didn't have me all figured out?

I know it is what frat boys do, I used to be a fucking retard teenager like that, just like my friends. But most of us grew up, and the ones who didn't are carbon copies of you zeros.

Btw, you should google frat boy, you don't even have to open the first link to see what I meant.

I just want to quote these and let everyone know your impotent rage was so strong you made 3 separate posts in a row and you say "zeroes" like some inert old man. Hey, what's your opinion of the pinheads of this sub?

What do you mean, you love peoples drinking habits, that's why you post this shit!

Mein Neger