Please be kidding.

3  2016-02-23 by McGowan9

39 comments

The store Jim.. The Store. Literally almost any store has them.

Is it possible to get selfie equipment into the city?

Once he gets the selfie stick the Chip cartoon will really take off!

His picture looks like something an SNL cast member would make their profile. New Jim stinks.

But he's got a mouthful of shame, don't you get it? Isn't that hilarious? I hope shame isn't a euphemism.

If I showed my dad a selfie stick I bought, I wonder how many times he'd hit me with it?

He would probably bend over and tell you to stick it up his ass.

His dad sounds like a swell guy. Much better than mine, who would make me use my own finger.

Not nearly enough.

I hope some celebrity bodyguard shoots him in the face when he whips it out real quick so he doesnt miss someone passing through

It's probably for Chip... I hope

He does shit like this all the fucking time.

"How do I post a video to instagram?

"Is there a way to link my twitter and facebook accounts?"

"Does anyone have _____'s customer support number?"

Use google you ignorant worm.

At a gun shop.

Probably for his anus

Yes, Jim wants to take more wide framed shots of his anus

Where can I get water?

Kirk Sinnaman lives on

Maybe Norton is pulling a Marilyn Manson where the character is begining to take the real person.

He's less funny than Metzger on twitter.

And more enraging. At least Kurt can blame the drugs, anger and being less than a man after having his chick banged out by other dudes(a cuckold I believe it's called).

Jim writes this shit with a sober, calm mind.

Kert: "They misuse the word cuck, they always call me a cuck."

Big Jay: "Do they say that you lick up the jizz of several black men?"

Kert: "Is THAT what it is?"

I wish he was looking for a shotgun.

why bother asking... google it, u live in nyc, anywhere douche. I hope he plans on shoving it up his ass

It's strange how comedians can be so unfunny on Twitter whereas random nobodies and people like Ken Jennings on the other hand are funny.

Who is Ken Jennings?

I think he's that jeopardy guy

Yeah. Follow him.

I was just phrasing it in the form of a question.

I'm an idiot for not getting that joke

Didn't he say in like 2010ish that he hoped those things had asbestos and uranium in them?

how many times is the name of his tour or specials going to refrence him giving blowjobs to other men?

Oh wow, that Jim is so funny.

When did norton become a grandmother?

When he became as old as one.

Has to be a joke...I hope.

I'm sure it's for ironic selfie stick jokes but that doesn't make it any funnier.

Hopefully it's so that he can sit on it.

Is it for him and his not GF to take saccharin cringy pics with?

It's not something you GET James, it's something you DO.