3 2016-02-23 by McGowan9
21 RacksDiciprine 2016-02-23
The store Jim.. The Store. Literally almost any store has them.
14 [deleted] 2016-02-23
Is it possible to get selfie equipment into the city?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-23
Once he gets the selfie stick the Chip cartoon will really take off!
14 Guinness525 2016-02-23
His picture looks like something an SNL cast member would make their profile. New Jim stinks.
5 TheDarkFezRises 2016-02-23
But he's got a mouthful of shame, don't you get it? Isn't that hilarious? I hope shame isn't a euphemism.
8 Shady_Jake 2016-02-23
If I showed my dad a selfie stick I bought, I wonder how many times he'd hit me with it?
6 shinkleboutit 2016-02-23
He would probably bend over and tell you to stick it up his ass.
1 PiggyFork 2016-02-23
His dad sounds like a swell guy. Much better than mine, who would make me use my own finger.
1 Knightscribe 2016-02-23
Not nearly enough.
7 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-23
I hope some celebrity bodyguard shoots him in the face when he whips it out real quick so he doesnt miss someone passing through
6 Vulgah 2016-02-23
It's probably for Chip... I hope
6 dankfranklin 2016-02-23
He does shit like this all the fucking time.
"How do I post a video to instagram?
"Is there a way to link my twitter and facebook accounts?"
"Does anyone have _____'s customer support number?"
Use google you ignorant worm.
5 Snake_____86 2016-02-23
At a gun shop.
5 PeckaSucka 2016-02-23
Probably for his anus
5 Popblawo 2016-02-23
Yes, Jim wants to take more wide framed shots of his anus
5 NGJimmy 2016-02-23
Where can I get water?
4 Dennyislife 2016-02-23
Kirk Sinnaman lives on
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-23
Maybe Norton is pulling a Marilyn Manson where the character is begining to take the real person.
3 AngeloMacon 2016-02-23
He's less funny than Metzger on twitter.
And more enraging. At least Kurt can blame the drugs, anger and being less than a man after having his chick banged out by other dudes(a cuckold I believe it's called).
Jim writes this shit with a sober, calm mind.
2 PiggyFork 2016-02-23
Kert: "They misuse the word cuck, they always call me a cuck."
Big Jay: "Do they say that you lick up the jizz of several black men?"
Kert: "Is THAT what it is?"
2 shinkleboutit 2016-02-23
I wish he was looking for a shotgun.
2 AssMcPlay 2016-02-23
why bother asking... google it, u live in nyc, anywhere douche. I hope he plans on shoving it up his ass
2 winkleham 2016-02-23
It's strange how comedians can be so unfunny on Twitter whereas random nobodies and people like Ken Jennings on the other hand are funny.
1 OqieRadioze 2016-02-23
Who is Ken Jennings?
1 scottgreenstein 2016-02-23
I think he's that jeopardy guy
1 winkleham 2016-02-23
Yeah. Follow him.
I was just phrasing it in the form of a question.
I'm an idiot for not getting that joke
2 breadmoccasin 2016-02-23
Didn't he say in like 2010ish that he hoped those things had asbestos and uranium in them?
2 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
how many times is the name of his tour or specials going to refrence him giving blowjobs to other men?
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-02-23
Oh wow, that Jim is so funny.
1 IgorTufluv 2016-02-23
When did norton become a grandmother?
1 [deleted] 2016-02-23
When he became as old as one.
Has to be a joke...I hope.
1 aprosbro 2016-02-23
I'm sure it's for ironic selfie stick jokes but that doesn't make it any funnier.
1 3stepsbackward 2016-02-23
Hopefully it's so that he can sit on it.
1 biobotX1 2016-02-23
Is it for him and his not GF to take saccharin cringy pics with?
It's not something you GET James, it's something you DO.
0 TweetPoster 2016-02-23
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39 comments
21 RacksDiciprine 2016-02-23
The store Jim.. The Store. Literally almost any store has them.
14 [deleted] 2016-02-23
Is it possible to get selfie equipment into the city?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-23
Once he gets the selfie stick the Chip cartoon will really take off!
14 Guinness525 2016-02-23
His picture looks like something an SNL cast member would make their profile. New Jim stinks.
5 TheDarkFezRises 2016-02-23
But he's got a mouthful of shame, don't you get it? Isn't that hilarious? I hope shame isn't a euphemism.
8 Shady_Jake 2016-02-23
If I showed my dad a selfie stick I bought, I wonder how many times he'd hit me with it?
6 shinkleboutit 2016-02-23
He would probably bend over and tell you to stick it up his ass.
1 PiggyFork 2016-02-23
His dad sounds like a swell guy. Much better than mine, who would make me use my own finger.
1 Knightscribe 2016-02-23
Not nearly enough.
7 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-23
I hope some celebrity bodyguard shoots him in the face when he whips it out real quick so he doesnt miss someone passing through
6 Vulgah 2016-02-23
It's probably for Chip... I hope
6 dankfranklin 2016-02-23
He does shit like this all the fucking time.
"How do I post a video to instagram?
"Is there a way to link my twitter and facebook accounts?"
"Does anyone have _____'s customer support number?"
Use google you ignorant worm.
5 Snake_____86 2016-02-23
At a gun shop.
5 PeckaSucka 2016-02-23
Probably for his anus
5 Popblawo 2016-02-23
Yes, Jim wants to take more wide framed shots of his anus
5 NGJimmy 2016-02-23
Where can I get water?
4 Dennyislife 2016-02-23
Kirk Sinnaman lives on
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-23
Maybe Norton is pulling a Marilyn Manson where the character is begining to take the real person.
3 AngeloMacon 2016-02-23
He's less funny than Metzger on twitter.
And more enraging. At least Kurt can blame the drugs, anger and being less than a man after having his chick banged out by other dudes(a cuckold I believe it's called).
Jim writes this shit with a sober, calm mind.
2 PiggyFork 2016-02-23
Kert: "They misuse the word cuck, they always call me a cuck."
Big Jay: "Do they say that you lick up the jizz of several black men?"
Kert: "Is THAT what it is?"
2 shinkleboutit 2016-02-23
I wish he was looking for a shotgun.
2 AssMcPlay 2016-02-23
why bother asking... google it, u live in nyc, anywhere douche. I hope he plans on shoving it up his ass
2 winkleham 2016-02-23
It's strange how comedians can be so unfunny on Twitter whereas random nobodies and people like Ken Jennings on the other hand are funny.
1 OqieRadioze 2016-02-23
Who is Ken Jennings?
1 scottgreenstein 2016-02-23
I think he's that jeopardy guy
1 winkleham 2016-02-23
Yeah. Follow him.
1 OqieRadioze 2016-02-23
I was just phrasing it in the form of a question.
1 scottgreenstein 2016-02-23
I'm an idiot for not getting that joke
2 breadmoccasin 2016-02-23
Didn't he say in like 2010ish that he hoped those things had asbestos and uranium in them?
2 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
how many times is the name of his tour or specials going to refrence him giving blowjobs to other men?
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-02-23
Oh wow, that Jim is so funny.
1 IgorTufluv 2016-02-23
When did norton become a grandmother?
1 [deleted] 2016-02-23
When he became as old as one.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-23
Has to be a joke...I hope.
1 aprosbro 2016-02-23
I'm sure it's for ironic selfie stick jokes but that doesn't make it any funnier.
1 3stepsbackward 2016-02-23
Hopefully it's so that he can sit on it.
1 biobotX1 2016-02-23
Is it for him and his not GF to take saccharin cringy pics with?
1 PiggyFork 2016-02-23
It's not something you GET James, it's something you DO.
0 TweetPoster 2016-02-23
@JimNorton:
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