The problem with Anthony seems to be that he wants to be portrayed as a winner. He wants to win on politics, be right on climate change, have lots of money, have lots of young chicks he bangs without commitment, didn't bomb at the roast, has the best network etc
But, in 2016, he's clearly a loser. & being a loser is funny (funnier than being a winner). He just has to embrace it
He will never do that. He knows he is a loser. He has always known and worked extra fucking hard to make people believe he was the opposite. This girl obviously knows this. This was beautifully played on her part. She does know him.
His carry permit is gone too, and will probably stay gone even if he is cleared of this thing, because NY is super strict with its issuing requirements. That's got to hurt, Anthony among the natives without his burner.
He can't be cleared... even if Dani was within her rights to drop the charges. She can choose to not appear in court which is probably what Ant's legal team is working on. Wonder how many millions he will have to pay her for her silence.
how many millions
I seriously doubt Anthony has that many "millions" to give away. Unless he has done a great job investing, I think he is less wealthy than one might think. We're O & A making a million a year at Sirius? I would doubt it.
I bet she would drop it all for 50k at this point. She'd ask for 200k, and Ant could negotiate down with his Schwarz-force. They would tell her no way, it's not worth it, she doesn't have a case, and if she does accept, legally binding for 10 years on all media, no internet posts, etc..
It's not a civil suit it's a criminal complaint so she can't drop it. If she were to not cooperate with the procedings then she has no hopes of continuing the gravy train life she is living leeching off Anthony.
I understand it's not a civil suit, yet.. But given how money hungry she seems, why wouldn't she file a civil case to gain some sort of financial benefit? It seems that's where this is all headed to me. Even if it doesn't get there; that means that she most likely received some sort of payoff..whether cooperating to defend Ant or just by playing her cards right.
But wouldn't that be funny if he embraced? Knowing what I know about Anthony, I would find him losing his guns to be hilarious. It might be funnier than if Opie got his YouTube channel erased & lost all his "numbahs". Failure is funny
I feel terrible for young guys who break up with their first crazy chick or guys going through bad divorces. But stupid Ant should've known better at this point.
After this is all settled, Anthony's still gonna have to deal with her talking too. Aside from the ex-wife, he got off pretty easy with these crazy broads, all things considered, till Dani.
I can see long missives about Cumia and his personal life coming out of this one for years to come.
Also what missives? "We watched old 1950s tv rerruns and then he yelled at Obama for 5 hours before playing computer games and finally drinking himself into a stupor" is about all we'll get it.
All these girls have tales, it's just self respect, and how much they're willing to expose themselves in the process that stops them. Nicolini, Stetten, etc.... all said a bit, but this girl is a live wire. I can see her tossing out all types of stuff, then framing herself as an abused girl, drinker/addict, etc..... just trying to find peace.
I am not trying to be a dick but what would you constitute as a tale worth telling that anyone who has more than 5 minutes with google would not know about Anthony? Maybe some shit about physical abuse but other than that he lives a very pedantic life.
Anthony's a private guy. Those that old enough to remember, will recall the shit fit he threw on the boards years ago, when his heart problems were noted, and when it was dug up that Melinda was Lobster Girl.
Very true. Wackbag used to be the only message board for OnA and they used to have Any and Mel be mods for it thus "censoring" certain topics like anything mentioning "lobster." Other sites sprung up in mid-2000's that used to be more open to personal lives.
That's true but that was a different time too. On WNEW they were so private they wouldn't say their ages, their last name (or in Opie's case, even his first) or anything else personal. When I first started listening there wasn't even any pics of them online (the WNEW website actually used pics of them as children). Anthony is pretty open now though. He'll say his age, admitted his hairplugs & regularly is public with the girls he's fucking
would it really be a bomb that an almost 60 year old out of shape alcohol has erectile dysfunction? I genuinely think that your imagination is getting the better of you, short of some pedophile shit that was jokingly hinted but might happen there is nothing about a known racist alcoholic with proclivity a proclivity to surround himself with sycophantic white trash parasites that we dont know that would shock us . And the world knows him as the idiot who got fired for having a racist twitter cry fest because a black woman touched him.
you could call it self-respect, i'd call it knowing what business they're in. Those are all girls that are used to dating wealthy/powerful/famous men who all have secrets. Women who date in those circles know it's in their future interest to not blabber everything.
Dani is clearly not that type of person. She'll get the same treatment that one whore got with the lakers owner. People might be interested in hearing the juice, but they'll shun and ridicule her for being disloyal.
Anthony isn't known enough for anyone to give a shit about what she says, and as long as she remains an obscure failure nobody is going to give her words any value. Plus he pretty much already admits to being a horrible cretin.
Hope Anthony keeps a record of this shit so the next time a flat ass bird comes walking his way he will remember not to do something stupid like give her a place to stay...
Before he allegedly physically abused her, she had Anthony's permission to stay/live in the apartment. Now that there are domestic violence charges, he cant just kick her out.
This law was made mostly to stop men from beating up their women, and then when their women press charges they kick them out and the woman has no place to live. That would almost force the woman to drop the charges because she needs shelter, a place to live, and the cycle of domestic violence would continue. The law now prevents that kind of blackmail.
That said, my opinion is that she is a piece of shit liar. She will go nowhere in the comedy scene, and that is why she got with ant to begin with, she wanted a springboard for attention/success (according to ppl in the NY comedy scene)
This is another grab at attention before she gets the "payout" she thinks she's going to deserve. She is putting her own personal growth behind in becoming an adult and moving forward. She is doing as much as she can to maximize her money and exposure. After she leaves the apartment, she'll be banking on getting some sort of settlement in civil court from ant. This whole thing is far from over because she's acting like a 18 year old spoiled cunt.
Getting someone out of an apartment isn't as easy as you would think. NYC has stronger "tenant protections" but pretty much anywhere you can't just dump someone's shit on the street. Once she's lived there for a certain period of time (like 30 days), she's legally a resident.
Unfortunately for him she has him by the balls. If she wants to be difficult, she'll make him actually evict her... which is an expensive process that could take up to a year in NYC. If she wants to be "nice", she'll move out on her own. His best bet is to just pay for her to move someplace new.
Basically he'd be breaking the law if he did that. She actually has the same rights to live there right now as someone who is on the lease and paying rent.
30 days is residency? That's utterly fucked. Unreal that there's basically nothing you can do beyond dropping thousands to sue. Another win for shitbag lawyers.
A couple of years ago someone in California rented an AirBnB for five weeks, then basically refused to leave. IIRC, it took the owner something like four or five months to get the scofflaws to GTFO.
I think it more to do with how it would make Anthony look to the courts if he's accused of beating her AND tossing her out on the streets. The courts are not good to men in general, especially in NY and even more especially in domestic assault cases.
The second the case was settled I'd have Keith's old goon squad go in there and toss her onto the sidewalk.
Couldn't agree more. Ant is lucky that these girls didn't do anything worse. When a girl is setting your shit on fire and stealing your Escalade, it's time to re-think your dating choices.
on top of that. the vagina u want to place your penis in has other random pesises in it, while said vagina is in apt. the penis might as well be 80 feet long and fucking his apt from the window. cur to anthony with a big load being sneezed into his face and fro. like that shot of Randy at the end of that no internet porn south park episode.
"Boys", too. Some utterly brain dead piece of ass that moved the NY looking for a career in modelling. He was a farm boy with those natural abs. He doesn't need a million dollars to fuck Ant's dream girl. Just a smile, and his southern charm.
As much as I am starting to despise that gargoyle Ant. I still see her as a golddigging cunt who deserves nothing. How can she be such a fucking whore that she has no problem living in another persons apartment without his conset. Only equipped with a shitty vagina and her autistic manarisms. He should have actually been "a fucking nigger" in his house and threw her ass out like a man. Jesus this may be the worst offence yet.
How can anyone defend ant when he dates women twenty years younger that have a teenagers mindset? Ant has not learned from any of his past relationship disasters. Fuck him, he's a creep and she's a cunt. Fuck the both of them but him especially. He's sixty, she's what young twenties?
It's not really Ant I'm defending, but this shit happens to good people as well. Women looking for a easy way to get rich then suddenly they cry victim when their shitty choices fall apart
The sheer fact she's calling it 'my' will do the damage. Now go take the lessons you've learnt from chick shows someplace where people won't vomit when reading them
She's bragging or being a normal person? Ant doesn't have to follow her on twitter. And the only reason he's paying for her apartment, if that's even what's happening here, is because he let her live there presumably as part of their gross arrangement.
Chicks move on, bruh.
This chick hasn't moved on at all. Unlike her ribs this is not what I would call a clean break. If she wants to move on she should start with moving out.
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76 xxmikekxx 2016-02-23
The problem with Anthony seems to be that he wants to be portrayed as a winner. He wants to win on politics, be right on climate change, have lots of money, have lots of young chicks he bangs without commitment, didn't bomb at the roast, has the best network etc
But, in 2016, he's clearly a loser. & being a loser is funny (funnier than being a winner). He just has to embrace it
33 AssMcPlay 2016-02-23
thats true a little self-deprecation would be hilarious right now
26 cottonsweatpants 2016-02-23
Over compensating for being a hs drop out
14 schwoogiejoe24 2016-02-23
and faggot
7 Tom_Stall 2016-02-23
Pissy eyed...
10 goutastic 2016-02-23
He will never do that. He knows he is a loser. He has always known and worked extra fucking hard to make people believe he was the opposite. This girl obviously knows this. This was beautifully played on her part. She does know him.
7 GWARscientist 2016-02-23
At the very least "of his guns".
That would be like some girl getting all of Erock toys taken away from him. That's gotta hit where it hurts.
11 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
His carry permit is gone too, and will probably stay gone even if he is cleared of this thing, because NY is super strict with its issuing requirements. That's got to hurt, Anthony among the natives without his burner.
2 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-02-23
He can't be cleared... even if Dani was within her rights to drop the charges. She can choose to not appear in court which is probably what Ant's legal team is working on. Wonder how many millions he will have to pay her for her silence.
4 cakehornnigga 2016-02-23
1 jtreezy 2016-02-23
A mill isn't an unrealistic number for that kinda gig.
1 cakehornnigga 2016-02-23
Ehhhh idk. Maybe for one of their contracts.
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0 Adamg20186 2016-02-23
He is said to be worth about 8 million. I could have sworn it was 20 last time I checked. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/anthony-cumia-net-worth/
5 cakehornnigga 2016-02-23
Nobody takes those estimates seriously. That website is nonsense.
-5 cashan0va_007 2016-02-23
I bet she would drop it all for 50k at this point. She'd ask for 200k, and Ant could negotiate down with his Schwarz-force. They would tell her no way, it's not worth it, she doesn't have a case, and if she does accept, legally binding for 10 years on all media, no internet posts, etc..
7 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-02-23
It's not a civil suit it's a criminal complaint so she can't drop it. If she were to not cooperate with the procedings then she has no hopes of continuing the gravy train life she is living leeching off Anthony.
0 cashan0va_007 2016-02-23
I understand it's not a civil suit, yet.. But given how money hungry she seems, why wouldn't she file a civil case to gain some sort of financial benefit? It seems that's where this is all headed to me. Even if it doesn't get there; that means that she most likely received some sort of payoff..whether cooperating to defend Ant or just by playing her cards right.
2 Jayteezz 2016-02-23
Well he could go all out hypocrite. Grab a glock,serial numbers shaved and pack it in the front of his pants as the "natives" do.
1 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
Naw, I don't see it, Anthony's too soft for that. He'll just get a can of mace, and stay in the company of his cop buddies I bet.
0 xxmikekxx 2016-02-23
But wouldn't that be funny if he embraced? Knowing what I know about Anthony, I would find him losing his guns to be hilarious. It might be funnier than if Opie got his YouTube channel erased & lost all his "numbahs". Failure is funny
35 AngeloMacon 2016-02-23
I feel terrible for young guys who break up with their first crazy chick or guys going through bad divorces. But stupid Ant should've known better at this point.
35 BuzzWeedle 2016-02-23
Anthony is a stupid cunt for letting this happen. She's a cunt for doing this.
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30 Wsallgood 2016-02-23
Hopefully they're gentlemen of color.
26 Maltag 2016-02-23
They're just helping her fix the floor.
11 e-Kamangir 2016-02-23
Maybe even straighten out her scoliosis.
0 3stepsbackward 2016-02-23
That; and her sphincter muscle.
6 StylishStuff 2016-02-23
Ant 100% has a stomach ulcer because of this
3 mulatamongrol 2016-02-23
Maybe after a few trips to the buffet. Bony whites girls really aren't our/their thing unless it's some skinny oreo from the suburbs.
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2 jackblack2323 2016-02-23
but they actually have jobs so...
26 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
After this is all settled, Anthony's still gonna have to deal with her talking too. Aside from the ex-wife, he got off pretty easy with these crazy broads, all things considered, till Dani.
I can see long missives about Cumia and his personal life coming out of this one for years to come.
25 zippitii 2016-02-23
Also what missives? "We watched old 1950s tv rerruns and then he yelled at Obama for 5 hours before playing computer games and finally drinking himself into a stupor" is about all we'll get it.
13 YimmyDaWorm 2016-02-23
There are still idiots who are paying for that, un-fucking-believable.
5 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
All these girls have tales, it's just self respect, and how much they're willing to expose themselves in the process that stops them. Nicolini, Stetten, etc.... all said a bit, but this girl is a live wire. I can see her tossing out all types of stuff, then framing herself as an abused girl, drinker/addict, etc..... just trying to find peace.
8 zippitii 2016-02-23
I am not trying to be a dick but what would you constitute as a tale worth telling that anyone who has more than 5 minutes with google would not know about Anthony? Maybe some shit about physical abuse but other than that he lives a very pedantic life.
7 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
I can see her dropping a bomb like his dick doesn't work well anymore, or some family or personal medical thing that she might of found out, etc....
13 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-23
Anthony's a private guy. Those that old enough to remember, will recall the shit fit he threw on the boards years ago, when his heart problems were noted, and when it was dug up that Melinda was Lobster Girl.
8 Gonzoid33 2016-02-23
Very true. Wackbag used to be the only message board for OnA and they used to have Any and Mel be mods for it thus "censoring" certain topics like anything mentioning "lobster." Other sites sprung up in mid-2000's that used to be more open to personal lives.
2 zippitii 2016-02-23
Ya thats fair enough. I am skeptical but I see your point about me underestimating how private he is.
1 xxmikekxx 2016-02-23
That's true but that was a different time too. On WNEW they were so private they wouldn't say their ages, their last name (or in Opie's case, even his first) or anything else personal. When I first started listening there wasn't even any pics of them online (the WNEW website actually used pics of them as children). Anthony is pretty open now though. He'll say his age, admitted his hairplugs & regularly is public with the girls he's fucking
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11 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
maybe something like the only way she could get him hard was to say she sucked opies dick
6 zippitii 2016-02-23
that would actually be hilarious.
-2 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
I bet Opie has a fantasy where linze gives Ho ho a hummer out at his hamptons compound
5 zippitii 2016-02-23
would it really be a bomb that an almost 60 year old out of shape alcohol has erectile dysfunction? I genuinely think that your imagination is getting the better of you, short of some pedophile shit that was jokingly hinted but might happen there is nothing about a known racist alcoholic with proclivity a proclivity to surround himself with sycophantic white trash parasites that we dont know that would shock us . And the world knows him as the idiot who got fired for having a racist twitter cry fest because a black woman touched him.
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0 blackirishlad 2016-02-23
you could call it self-respect, i'd call it knowing what business they're in. Those are all girls that are used to dating wealthy/powerful/famous men who all have secrets. Women who date in those circles know it's in their future interest to not blabber everything.
Dani is clearly not that type of person. She'll get the same treatment that one whore got with the lakers owner. People might be interested in hearing the juice, but they'll shun and ridicule her for being disloyal.
6 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-02-23
He is going to have to pay her off to shut her trap. It's Anthony's m.o. for taking care of things...throw money at it.
5 TriangleDimes 2016-02-23
Anthony isn't known enough for anyone to give a shit about what she says, and as long as she remains an obscure failure nobody is going to give her words any value. Plus he pretty much already admits to being a horrible cretin.
22 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-23
God damn it. What a piece of shit.
17 YimmyDaWorm 2016-02-23
No shit, now I'm starting to like her. Ant's self-destruction is entertainment at this point.
18 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-23
It is amazing. He falls for the same shit in the way Bobo does.
22 KuukerinNelli 2016-02-23
Seems like every tweet is a stab at Ant, not crazy at all. What a fucking cunt.
19 K1bbler 2016-02-23
I hope when she's done with the apartment it stinks of menthol cigarettes to serve as a constant reminder to Ant that she fucked black dudes there.
5 Lux_cs 2016-02-23
As if menthol cigarettes could cover the scent of niggersex
0 majestik6 2016-02-23
too soon
0 Noremac05 2016-02-23
Is she actually fucking a black guy/ black men there? Holy fucking shit that'd be hilarious!!!
18 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-02-23
"Really, your apt? Wow. You really deserved the beating."
Ant's idiot fans thinking they're helping, but making it worse on him.
13 ehondaslaps 2016-02-23
StandWithDani
10 YimmyDaWorm 2016-02-23
We should really embrace this just to piss ol' man Cumia off.
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12 TacoTrots 2016-02-23
Good.
Fuck Ant.
11 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2016-02-23
Hope Anthony keeps a record of this shit so the next time a flat ass bird comes walking his way he will remember not to do something stupid like give her a place to stay...
30 Wsallgood 2016-02-23
Say what you will about Ant, but he alllllways learns from his mistakes!
-5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-23
What you will about ant...
TSSSSSSSS. ..
11 AssMcPlay 2016-02-23
can a kind soul explain how she has his apartment? sounds like a sitcom plot. Too funny if its true.
28 LouieBeanz 2016-02-23
Because he's MY butler!!
14 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-23
(Seinfeld bass line)
8 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-23
Squatter's rights or something. I'm probably a bit off base, but I don't think you can just force an ex into homelessness.
7 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-23
Before he allegedly physically abused her, she had Anthony's permission to stay/live in the apartment. Now that there are domestic violence charges, he cant just kick her out.
This law was made mostly to stop men from beating up their women, and then when their women press charges they kick them out and the woman has no place to live. That would almost force the woman to drop the charges because she needs shelter, a place to live, and the cycle of domestic violence would continue. The law now prevents that kind of blackmail.
That said, my opinion is that she is a piece of shit liar. She will go nowhere in the comedy scene, and that is why she got with ant to begin with, she wanted a springboard for attention/success (according to ppl in the NY comedy scene)
5 misstheolddaysfan 2016-02-23
So what happens if she invites some creep to live there with her for 30 days and then she moves out leaving creep there?
5 Holzmann 2016-02-23
Let's hope we get to find out.
2 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-23
The law protects HER, not her friends or boyfriends. The creep would be trespassed immediately, as they have no right to the property.
2 mrheh 2016-02-23
Does ant still have to pay rent?
2 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-23
Yes, he does.
1 mrheh 2016-02-23
ha
11 jsmill1 2016-02-23
they're both awful human beings.
1 check_checkerson 2016-02-23
It was so funny those feminist site didn't even take her side when the arrest happened lol
7 tonydogs 2016-02-23
Anthony was bragging about using that apartment as the "decompression chamber" about 6 months ago. Taking quite a while to decompress.
7 Guinness525 2016-02-23
I want to stand on her skinny, talentless neck until she expires.
2 cashan0va_007 2016-02-23
This is another grab at attention before she gets the "payout" she thinks she's going to deserve. She is putting her own personal growth behind in becoming an adult and moving forward. She is doing as much as she can to maximize her money and exposure. After she leaves the apartment, she'll be banking on getting some sort of settlement in civil court from ant. This whole thing is far from over because she's acting like a 18 year old spoiled cunt.
7 kevin121312 2016-02-23
in the words of the opster #FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 IggysGlove 2016-02-23
Anthony is sad because he wishes he was still fucking her because he wubs her so much. Baby talking faggot is suicidal over this whack trashbag girl.
5 NevadaJPH 2016-02-23
If he didn't abuse her before he surely does now
5 hwhitetrash3 2016-02-23
Anthony could beat it faster
5 telemecanique 2016-02-23
.
2 HookerMouth82 2016-02-23
Nobody works here. Everyone's broken.
5 im_a_queeb 2016-02-23
Cringing at all the reverse white knights
4 phlammo 2016-02-23
Wait, tell me again how she's legally living in his apartment?
13 poundfoolishhh 2016-02-23
Getting someone out of an apartment isn't as easy as you would think. NYC has stronger "tenant protections" but pretty much anywhere you can't just dump someone's shit on the street. Once she's lived there for a certain period of time (like 30 days), she's legally a resident.
Unfortunately for him she has him by the balls. If she wants to be difficult, she'll make him actually evict her... which is an expensive process that could take up to a year in NYC. If she wants to be "nice", she'll move out on her own. His best bet is to just pay for her to move someplace new.
8 highflyin 2016-02-23
Or just not renew his lease and make her find a place at that point. Then it's the landlords job to evict her.
2 misstheolddaysfan 2016-02-23
that's pretty clever.
1 Sks44 2016-02-23
Can't he wait until he knows she isn't there and have someone change the locks?
2 poundfoolishhh 2016-02-23
Nope. Check out this link.
Basically he'd be breaking the law if he did that. She actually has the same rights to live there right now as someone who is on the lease and paying rent.
1 Sks44 2016-02-23
30 days is residency? That's utterly fucked. Unreal that there's basically nothing you can do beyond dropping thousands to sue. Another win for shitbag lawyers.
1 check_checkerson 2016-02-23
If it was legal I would imagine Keith and his goons would be all over it
1 majestik6 2016-02-23
Correct.
A couple of years ago someone in California rented an AirBnB for five weeks, then basically refused to leave. IIRC, it took the owner something like four or five months to get the scofflaws to GTFO.
8 highflyin 2016-02-23
Squatters rights... or something.
I think it more to do with how it would make Anthony look to the courts if he's accused of beating her AND tossing her out on the streets. The courts are not good to men in general, especially in NY and even more especially in domestic assault cases.
The second the case was settled I'd have Keith's old goon squad go in there and toss her onto the sidewalk.
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4 Patrick_Kane 2016-02-23
She seems like a complete mess.
0 Mitchull 2016-02-23
As opposed to Ant.
-2 Patrick_Kane 2016-02-23
He's made a living for himself. Regardless if you hate him at least he isn't a noncontributing leech.
4 check_checkerson 2016-02-23
And he's creating jobs!! If only 0bama didn't steal his money!!!
2 DutchHarry 2016-02-23
Why should he, is that bitch creating jobs?
4 mattntk 2016-02-23
She caked stomped him
2 TweetPoster 2016-02-23
@danigolightlyny:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-02-23
Poetry.
1 Binski13 2016-02-23
And they say women are passive agressive
1 luckinator 2016-02-23
Bitch needs to get out of Ant's apartment. Why is she there? Does she think because she opened her legs to Ant, he somehow owes her something?
5 Anarox 2016-02-23
Because Ant is a pussy and is busy blaming black people for everything when in reality they had zero negative impact on his life.
2 majestik6 2016-02-23
Couldn't agree more. Ant is lucky that these girls didn't do anything worse. When a girl is setting your shit on fire and stealing your Escalade, it's time to re-think your dating choices.
0 John_Gulbunny 2016-02-23
It's only a matter of time until this hopefully happens to her http://www.people.com/article/miami-woman-attacked-by-roommate-found-on-craigslist
0 Pale_Pen15 2016-02-23
I really hope she's raped and killed
4 AngeloMacon 2016-02-23
By Ant?
6 Pale_Pen15 2016-02-23
He clearly can't get the job done. No more half measures.
0 kickerofelves 2016-02-23
Oh shit that would be awesome.
0 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
this is so classic. salt in wounds.
pay for the up keep on apt u cant use
on top of that. the vagina u want to place your penis in has other random pesises in it, while said vagina is in apt. the penis might as well be 80 feet long and fucking his apt from the window. cur to anthony with a big load being sneezed into his face and fro. like that shot of Randy at the end of that no internet porn south park episode.
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0 JohnTravoltasHair 2016-02-23
"Boys", too. Some utterly brain dead piece of ass that moved the NY looking for a career in modelling. He was a farm boy with those natural abs. He doesn't need a million dollars to fuck Ant's dream girl. Just a smile, and his southern charm.
Im not gay.
5 Anarox 2016-02-23
The nickname is highly suspicious
-1 Trueduhtective 2016-02-23
Dani Gofuckyourself
1 slaphappybobo 2016-02-23
fred from brooklyn is that you ?
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You're not analyzing this correctly. She's thinking about Ant and yearning for contact. Anthony could still fuck her if he wanted.
0 Mitchull 2016-02-23
He probably is. Does anyone else here think he talks to her regularly and they have an agreement? I'd put money on it.
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2 Sippycupofpee 2016-02-23
A pic of her burning coal in that apartment would get a realtor there quickly.
-2 im-an-asshole1 2016-02-23
Is this the thing that broke its hand punching something then blamed Ant?
-2 havingmadfun 2016-02-23
Bunch of white knight faggots sticking up for ant
0 Pale_Pen15 2016-02-23
This is Dani Go fucking lightly, let's not get so overzealous with attacking Anth that we're sucking up to her
5 havingmadfun 2016-02-23
No need to get butt hurt
1 check_checkerson 2016-02-23
Butt Kurt Metzger
-4 Anarox 2016-02-23
As much as I am starting to despise that gargoyle Ant. I still see her as a golddigging cunt who deserves nothing. How can she be such a fucking whore that she has no problem living in another persons apartment without his conset. Only equipped with a shitty vagina and her autistic manarisms. He should have actually been "a fucking nigger" in his house and threw her ass out like a man. Jesus this may be the worst offence yet.
8 havingmadfun 2016-02-23
How can anyone defend ant when he dates women twenty years younger that have a teenagers mindset? Ant has not learned from any of his past relationship disasters. Fuck him, he's a creep and she's a cunt. Fuck the both of them but him especially. He's sixty, she's what young twenties?
3 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-02-23
30 years younger...
2 check_checkerson 2016-02-23
He seems to love it when it happens, like the last one that put his ear pod in cat shit, he lit up talking and proving how crazy these ladies are
0 Anarox 2016-02-23
It's not really Ant I'm defending, but this shit happens to good people as well. Women looking for a easy way to get rich then suddenly they cry victim when their shitty choices fall apart
-2 biobotX1 2016-02-23
But shes a women (little girl) ... all are capable of act8ng like this. They are all whores
-5 cc1945 2016-02-23
OP doesn't understand women
Their fight was caused by Anthony's unwillingness to commit to her, and him seeing other women
Why would Anthony be jealous of beta male who's cleaning her apartment for her
8 Dennyislife 2016-02-23
The sheer fact she's calling it 'my' will do the damage. Now go take the lessons you've learnt from chick shows someplace where people won't vomit when reading them
-10 aprosbro 2016-02-23
What are you ham hocks mad about, that she dares to like other guys that arent Ant or that she refers to the place where she lives as her home?
10 MaskedUploader 2016-02-23
You don't see the humor in her bragging about fucking other guys in the apartment Anthony's paying for?
-10 aprosbro 2016-02-23
She's bragging or being a normal person? Ant doesn't have to follow her on twitter. And the only reason he's paying for her apartment, if that's even what's happening here, is because he let her live there presumably as part of their gross arrangement.
Chicks move on, bruh.
13 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-23
We're not mad, you obtuse crumb bum.
7 D357 2016-02-23
This chick hasn't moved on at all. Unlike her ribs this is not what I would call a clean break. If she wants to move on she should start with moving out.
-8 aprosbro 2016-02-23
You could play center with that reach.
6 MaskedUploader 2016-02-23
If the rumors are true, it's Anthony's
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0 SlurpeeMolot 2016-02-23
I upvoted you because calling someone 'ham hocks' is funny.
-2 SirWallaceII 2016-02-23
I bet Opie has a fantasy where linze gives Ho ho a hummer out at his hamptons compound
5 Anarox 2016-02-23
The nickname is highly suspicious
2 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-23
Yes, he does.