What do you guys think of this hip young millenial?

81  2016-02-22 by Eternalforms

85 comments

These niggas is birds

Ribs hurtin taDAY

If the dude who does high pitched Opie is around, please do your shit with the Chip Word Star video.

this kinda made me contemplate what i'm doing with my life that i know this is from the world star video of chippah.

Do you have a link to that chip video?

Holy shit I'm dying

Duuuude you got your Junior Woodchucks guidebook, you got your peanut butter and flying with Lauchpad boom !

That is the greatest callback ever.

Krillex

Grillex

Fillex

Fedex

I liked it. Cuz he's fat, ya see.

Me: That's the bit!

YAH KNOW WHAT DUDEEEE YAH GOT YAH STAHBUCKS YAH GOT YA GRANDMA GLASSES

"Hello my fellow alt comics..."

dead soon

Won't see shim no more.

Good, I've never liked you.

He still hasn't reached his final fat. He continues to get wider. The glasses don't make you look slim, you fucking blob of shit.

His final fat will be more powerful than any of us can possibly imagine.

Fuck you, you leave him alone.

He's a good egg is our Bobby.

He's a good catch.

He's a ton of fun.

He'd roundly trounce Opie at anything.

He's a far bigger broadcaster than his status suggests.

He's always discussing really heavy topics.

You can't begrudge a man who enjoys his work; he's having a whale of a time.

I'll tell you one thing for darn sure; he carries more weight with me than Gregg Opie Hughes.

He's larger than life.

Well thanks, now I hate Bobby too.

Edit: fucking typo

Tsss...yeah who's that your wife or sumpthin

He looks like a fat asian that makes low watched youtube videos in his bedroom.

He looks life the fat eunuch guy from Game of Thrones.

No wonder Colin described him as a "Tibetan lesbian"

Smack a blonde wig on him and slip him into a too tight dress and you have Amy Schumer.

Fucking shockingly accurate.

It needs a beard, someone give it a beard!

Walking that fine line between Moby and Moby Dick.

Mr. Magoo's been eating more than vagoo

Sea World guy has really let himself go... something something Shamu

@BaldBobKelly doing gods work

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I chortled

He looks like a Wii version of Robert Kelly.

A wii-tard, mayhaps

he's fat, and i don't like him

This picture is the worst thing

his head looks like playdough

Taken with the best microscope this world has to offer

or telescope?

He's very short

oh. thought it was supposed to be a fat joke. have a nice day.

Clark Kent, Lex Luther and Colonel Kurtz had a baby.

Following the same path as Marlon Brando. Gigantic fat fuck that everyone says was handsome years ago.

I have no problem with him wearing thick frames to offset his eyebrowless, Varys-like features.

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I like Bobby's show; it is the closest thing to the good ol' days on O&A of a "comic hang." However : who told him seven guests together in the studio is good?!

Are you an assassin, Willard?

All I want is to see is some Scandinavian knock those glasses off that fat fucks face with a club to the back of the head.

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Robert BK

I didn't know "math tutor" was a good look now days.

Why does Mr. Potato Head have a podcast? https://flic.kr/p/JrWDE

If you're going to wear black glasses - cool, but get them in your sex. Those are old lady glasses.

And his bike is a single speed, 0 MPH

Him and Opie should have a tit-off, whoever fits in the biggest bra wins.

what millenial? that manatee seems to have eaten whoever was there.

Bobby is far too stupid to wear glasses. He truly does not deserve the image he is projecting to strangers.

BOB & JIMMY are meant for one another.....


-2 DORKS fighting SO HARD to belong @ the "COOL KIDS LUNCH TABLE" of life

-in ALL they do, buy.....desperation for fame ....(& CONSTANT romanticizing of NYC 'COMEDIC BROTHERHOOD' & COMEDY CELLAR "comedian's table..... "most people cant hang")

actually Patrice too, just WAY less annoying about it

Does his shirt say "Medicare?" Because it should, old fucking man.

He should dust off the ol' bandolier and hang himself with it.

Colonel Drew Kurtz-Carey.

Moe Greene looking idiot. Emphasis on 'Mo. "He was eating cocktail shrimp two at a time!"

I miss when he still puked.

Lord Varys my man

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Wow, that's a massive Buddha statue.

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When this glutinous hedonist dies from his lard pack heart exploding people will pretend like he was a good person, even while he left a wife and child without support because he just likes heavy cream so much. I wonder how their inevitable grief tastes covered in Marsala sauce?

Is Bob's stand up funny? He wasn't that good on the show.

His latest special on Netflix is killer. Not sure when he got funny, but I was pleasantly surprised. There is hope that Jimmy might one day do a good special.

I tried to watch one of Jimmy's specials on Netflix. Oh boy. Ol' Blinky McBlinkerson stepped out on stage and fucking ruined it. Turned it off after ten minutes.

No

Noooooooooo!

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He looks like the Six Flags guy if he ate the Great American Scream Machine

He really looks like someone put their hipster glasses on an infant. I swear, every time I see Bob I picture an overgrown baby with a pituitary problem.

Motherfucker is contemplating what he would do if that entire mic setup was edible.

His face should be the logo for an Asian dumpling mix.