You know Jimmy secretly wants something to be there, but it just will never happen. She probably has some chiseled boyfriend on the side, but the worm will still think he has a chance.
I forgot about Erock's "Totally NOT A Back to the Future Ripoff Time Travel Movie That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With Back to the Future Movie Film".
Hah! I always go back to Ron's combination of loyalty to friends combined with an addicts ability to convincingly lie when he said he truly believes (when they did the promo for "Trainwreck") that America will fall in love next with Jim Norton.
That whole story someone posted where he went somewhere up north with a girl to look at windmills (or something equally odd) and he kept maintaining that he had no interest in her was like nails on a chalkboard. He's doubled down on his beta personality by paying women (and men) all these years, so at this point he stinks at relationships. He'll eventually latch on to some chick, get married, he'll creep her out shortly, and will get divorced. Only then will we see Jimmy finally come out like Fez did.
Jim is such a weird little pervert that I wouldn't doubt he somehow gets off on being "friend zoned." Like it makes the relationship more inappropriate that he's lusting after her.
CRIPES, Last night I came back to this god awful picture of thin lips and round face, and just couldn't get over the odd closeness of their faces. The tiny gap between their cheeks is absolutely sickening to me, that gap says SO MUCH, its all I can see. like zoom in on it, it's a strikingly purposeful chasm brought about by the shocking awkwardness and codependency of these two repulsive individuals. Seriously, just bang or one of you cut the others throat, this is pathetic and sad
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61 K1bbler 2016-02-22
http://i.imgur.com/BrEOVz4.jpg
25 biz20 2016-02-22
here comes the pre
6 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-02-22
Gets me every single fucking time.
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-22
SHUT UP CUNTS!!! IT'S JIMBOBO TIME!!!
3 grocery_man 2016-02-22
I fucking love JimBOBO. Has he got a twitter account?
1 poopstainmcgoo 2016-02-22
This is fantastic
34 tedsfurrydingle 2016-02-22
the psychotic determined expression on his face just screams friendship
22 TijnTijn 2016-02-22
His smile is so fucking disturbing. He must be really depressed to smile so unnaturally.
15 Eternalforms 2016-02-22
2016 Jimmy is practically indistinguishable from kirk.
6 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-02-22
He pretends to despise a character like that, but deep down that's really what he wants.
19 Ken__Fresno 2016-02-22
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3 stevie_janowskii 2016-02-22
You know Jimmy secretly wants something to be there, but it just will never happen. She probably has some chiseled boyfriend on the side, but the worm will still think he has a chance.
What a fucking dullard he has become. Ugh.
2 aprosbro 2016-02-22
It's the way the eyes dont match the smile that creeps me the fuck out.
28 LouieBeanz 2016-02-22
Jim Norton is 50 and no one in Hollywood cares about him yet.
4 MaxKawalski 2016-02-22
Oh come now. Judd Apatow is punching up that script as we speak. He's gonna take this kid to the top!
Norton will be rubbing elbows with Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman and Leonardo DiCaprio in no time!
7 hookahreed 2016-02-22
Don't forget about the part that Kevin Smith is writing JUST FOR JIMMY!
8 herpacin 2016-02-22
Blinky McAwkwardhands?
4 TheFatMosque 2016-02-22
BAAAOOOoooooooowwwwwwwWWWWW.....
1 damselnoir 2016-02-22
"Blinky McAwkwardhands"....That is the cartoon that will take yimmy to the top, not that "chip" shit
7 Kurt_Love 2016-02-22
He also has a starring role on Erock's time travel blockbuster.
2 hookahreed 2016-02-22
I forgot about Erock's "Totally NOT A Back to the Future Ripoff Time Travel Movie That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With Back to the Future Movie Film".
6 BuzzWeedle 2016-02-22
I thought it was called Hamburger Sliders.
3 Gonzoid33 2016-02-22
Hah! I always go back to Ron's combination of loyalty to friends combined with an addicts ability to convincingly lie when he said he truly believes (when they did the promo for "Trainwreck") that America will fall in love next with Jim Norton.
3 WiretapStudios 2016-02-22
Everyone on this board has the same pull in Hollywood as Jim does.
20 beam1985 2016-02-22
He looks like his breath stinks
16 boogsuge 2016-02-22
Well,when u puke out 2/3 meals a day,that's bound to happen
19 justbabbling 2016-02-22
It just dawned on me that Jim must be jealous of Vos being with Bonnie.
26 rottengymshorts 2016-02-22
Who the fuck isn't?
-5 breadmoccasin 2016-02-22
She's a size queen, why else would she marry a horse?
(Booooooo)
17 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-22
Tsss...yeah what do live in a haunted house or sumpthin
2 rahtin 2016-02-22
Vos is fucking beautiful, no homo.
God made him a manlet with turtle hands so the rest of us could still get laid.
16 ceslek 2016-02-22
Of the big two's downward spirals, Jim's has been far worse.
He's a massive faggot.
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14 0tiose 2016-02-22
Jimmy put in all those hours to lose the weight, and still, no one will fuck him without money being exchanged
3 AngeloMacon 2016-02-22
He forgot to replace it with any muscle. He went from being skinny fat into skinny child body.
13 KennethFresno 2016-02-22
Jim looks like an alien in humans skin and makes that 7 look like a 9.
11 [deleted] 2016-02-22
No wonder he's always asking Kenny for sugar water
10 imcrapyall 2016-02-22
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mario---The-Friend-Zone.jpg
10 TheHarpoons 2016-02-22
There's something disturbingly feminine and unnatural about seeing jim smile in a picture, he should stick to angry jimmy
1 TobyTheRobot 2016-02-22
He really does have an uncomfortable smile.
8 JMueller2012 2016-02-22
Look at that Roots of Fight hoodie. Real tough guy!
7 prevented_dement 2016-02-22
Friend zoned yim yim awwww
6 AnudderCast 2016-02-22
Friendzoned Jimmy is the worst Jimmy. That, or they go shopping and talk about boys. Either way, and any way you cut it...this is cringe.
3 WiretapStudios 2016-02-22
That whole story someone posted where he went somewhere up north with a girl to look at windmills (or something equally odd) and he kept maintaining that he had no interest in her was like nails on a chalkboard. He's doubled down on his beta personality by paying women (and men) all these years, so at this point he stinks at relationships. He'll eventually latch on to some chick, get married, he'll creep her out shortly, and will get divorced. Only then will we see Jimmy finally come out like Fez did.
1 dave72988 2016-02-22
He can have someone to go candle shopping with
1 TheFatMosque 2016-02-22
and they can always have a nice brunch together
6 EazyEd420 2016-02-22
She's just opening for him on the tour, I thought they might be dating then I realized, she could have any guy she wants, why would she choose a worm?
5 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2016-02-22
Why would she sleep her way to the bottom of this industry?
2 [deleted] 2016-02-22
It should literally be called the Hole n' Cuck tour
2 EazyEd420 2016-02-22
She's so hot it makes me angry, so I can only imagine how lil jimmy's feeling. Must be torture. Poor guy :)
1 EazyEd420 2016-02-22
hhahahahahahaha, nice
5 Infamous_P_I_G 2016-02-22
Doesn't she have a boyfriend comedian.. That's got to be uncomfortable for him. Jimmy trying to worm his way into her. I wouldn't blame him either.
5 MaxKawalski 2016-02-22
Don't worry. Club Soda Kenny is never more than five feet away from Norton. That boyfriend had better CALM DOWN and WATCH OUT.
3 shinkleboutit 2016-02-22
Hope her boyfriend is not black.
10 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-22
Well no shit, I don't think anybody here is a fan of race mixers.
1 Psych555 2016-02-22
Why? You feel bad for a black guy catching AIDS from a white trans? That's racist.
1 rahtin 2016-02-22
I hope he is so Norton has something to jerk off about.
5 lostnotforlong 2016-02-22
Judging by that disgusting look on the worms face I can say this will end in a rape-murder suicide.
5 dankfranklin 2016-02-22
Jim is such a weird little pervert that I wouldn't doubt he somehow gets off on being "friend zoned." Like it makes the relationship more inappropriate that he's lusting after her.
4 majin_babidi 2016-02-22
i just farted, and getting a whiff of my gas while looking at that pic leads me to believe she probly stinks. nasty gutter bitch.
4 telemecanique 2016-02-22
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3 blackirishlad 2016-02-22
those eyes say, "I'm going to masturbate to you later."
2 sineb 2016-02-22
"It's just HIV"
2 no1raniuk 2016-02-22
Why on Earth are their faces so close together. It's really unnerving.
2 [deleted] 2016-02-22
Why? Cause they're good friends!
2 baraksobamas 2016-02-22
Looks like Posh Spice with bells palsy.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-22
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1 chippersonlyle 2016-02-22
What a wormy move. Another failure Jimmy.
1 AssMcPlay 2016-02-22
god.. he just doesn't know how hideous he really is... plus hes a manlet
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-02-22
He's beginning to look like Rickles.
1 EazyEd420 2016-02-22
CRIPES, Last night I came back to this god awful picture of thin lips and round face, and just couldn't get over the odd closeness of their faces. The tiny gap between their cheeks is absolutely sickening to me, that gap says SO MUCH, its all I can see. like zoom in on it, it's a strikingly purposeful chasm brought about by the shocking awkwardness and codependency of these two repulsive individuals. Seriously, just bang or one of you cut the others throat, this is pathetic and sad
25 biz20 2016-02-22
here comes the pre
6 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-02-22
Gets me every single fucking time.
1 poopstainmcgoo 2016-02-22
This is fantastic
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-22
SHUT UP CUNTS!!! IT'S JIMBOBO TIME!!!
2 [deleted] 2016-02-22
Why? Cause they're good friends!
3 grocery_man 2016-02-22
I fucking love JimBOBO. Has he got a twitter account?