Jim Norton is trying hard to court @KelseyCook, but he should really go for a female comedian who isn't out of his league.

24  2016-02-22 by [deleted]

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Why is Bob Kelly wearing a wig?

He needed a disguise after getting banned from all you can eat restaurants.

Duuuude you got your hunger, you got your subterfuge...

Stop doing that. In Bobby's own words, he "Hates when fans try to mock him like the 0&A guys. It's cool when they do it, but annoying when the fans try to be apart of it".

Someone should tell Blobby his fans pay for his nine thousand dollar a month grocery bill.

Duuuude you got your love/hate fan relationship...

Civilians have no right to make him feel bad

Does this sound like a man who's had "all he can eat?"

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against The Never-ending Story.

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With how aidsy he looks, being in an arrested state of development at half a century old, the habits he has and his personality in general - I'm offended that Jim thinks he could even try to be with someone as attractive as the whore on the left.

I loved it when that good looking intern fucked that porn star for a weekend and he was all pissy about it.

Why was he pissy about it, was he trying to go out with her? I don't remember this one.

He offered her money to fuck and she asked for like a 1000 or something which obviously was to much so they were still negotiating but she kept steady on a high price and it went nowhere. Meanwhile the Intern plowed her for the whole weekend. It's wonderful because he starts jokingly bitching about how hard he worked to get in the business and then just have some intern come in and plow her for free. It shows his entitlement to fuck young good looking girls because he's kinda funny.

Oh man, that's fucking hilarious what a supreme beta boy. Jim and a lot of the other jerkoff comics think being kinda funny = a complete personality. I don't look good so I must deserve pussy with this one single personality trait. Making a girl or two laugh isn't a special gift, I'm sure even the most autistic mongoloid here has at one time made a girl laugh.

Most of them brag how pretty girls they fuck meanwhile most of them are waitresses,lower female comics or people who want to get into the business. Every single one of them then starts leeching on them in some way. Kurt's girlfriend has a podcast, big jays girlfriend does set design and Von used to produce his music and is now making a doc about him.

And of course Jims last girlfriend is a comedian with a podcast and was a part of Jims awful Chip cartoon.

You guys are out of your fucking minds when it comes to Jimmy. That clip was a funny clip and Jimmy was great in it. This is such a terrible exaggeration it made me cringe. This is tumblr level shit.

Yeah, it's been getting a little ridiculous around here.

Does anyone know where this clip is online?

She will easily surpass Norton on a fame level very soon. Mainly because she's extremely fuckin hot!

he dated chelsea peretti. so he's probably done better than most this sub. just sayin

Eh, lots of younger cute comics date garbage personality comics when they are still naive and in awe of their career, etc. Plus, she probably fucked him from behind. I'll bet she has some embarrassing stories about him, I'd listen to a podcast about that.

She dates "Jordan Peele" now, I can clearly see the resemblance with her taste in men. Realistically, she'll let any guy plug her who plugs her gigs.. I'm sure Norton even had to leave cash in an envelope in his hotel bathroom before she came over.

Are there are a lot of tranny comics out there?

Mostly just Eddie Izzard, executive transvestite.

Honestly, I loved Jimmy (as i'm sure we all did) to see this Kelsey person, coupled with everything else (Downfall of the show, act going downhill, the Chip cartoon with his fucking ex) makes me so fucking sad for lil Jimmy.