I'd actually be impressed if Gregg was part of the literary elite and has been performing as this Opie character for twenty years as a major work. We're part of this art-piece now; how metamodernist of our bruthamarn.
There once was a man called Opie
Whose chest meat approached double d
He lacked charm or wit
or a thought worth a shit
Holdon Snoway wants in BAD, Snoway!
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11 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-22
Fuckin yuck, who is that massive faggot?
9 CelticSabbath 2016-02-22
I'd actually be impressed if Gregg was part of the literary elite and has been performing as this Opie character for twenty years as a major work. We're part of this art-piece now; how metamodernist of our bruthamarn.
5 Nulltor 2016-02-22
There once was a man called Opie
Whose chest meat approached double d
He lacked charm or wit
or a thought worth a shit
Holdon Snoway wants in BAD, Snoway!
4 MrSztywny 2016-02-22
And a beautiful woman with big breasts in a body of a sad old bald clown
3 Popblawo 2016-02-22
The tits, the emotional outbursts, taking everything way to fucking seriously, now this. ME: Im all in with the change
3 justbabbling 2016-02-22
/u/jmueller2012, comment?
2 JMueller2012 2016-02-22
I am Spartacus
2 BradStorch 2016-02-22
Words with venom, words that bind,
Words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
I'm a person, I'm a man, but no matter how I try,
People just say, "Hey! There's that Nigger Guy."
Everywhere I go it's always the same,
Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name.
"Hey Nigger Guy!" "Nigger Guy!". "Hi Nigger Guy!"
Stop!
Now go:
Call me Nigger Guy, fill me with your hate,
Try to bring me down, - boo bop - you're too late.
When will it end? Will there ever be a time
where I can be thought of as more then just Nigger Guy?
...
Respect.
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0 biobotX1 2016-02-22
Holy shit. Opie either read this or he heard someone smarter say it. His brain isnt capable of parallel thinking... or any thinking
2 ig0tworms 2016-02-22
more like perpendicular thinking